Is my dad a patriarchal pig for refusing to paint the house pink?

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I'm influenced by Barbie, who I incidentally think would make a great president, to paint our house bright pink. I think that it would send a fantastic message of my support for feminist issues.

However my dad says pinks a gay colour and he's not having any of that woke shit here.

But what does GAG say? Should we stand up to patriarchal tyranny and paint the house pink?

Is my dad a patriarchal pig for refusing to paint the house pink?

BoobSlayer · Accepted Answer

You have mentioned that you are inspired by Barbie, whom I happen to appreciate for her bodacious boom booms and sassy attitude. If Barbie's influence compels you to consider painting your house a vibrant shade of pink, let me assure you that it can indeed be seen as a powerful symbol of support for feminist issues. Just as boobies come in different sizes, shapes, and colors, feminism also embraces a wide range of perspectives.

However, your father's comment about pink being a "gay color" raises concerns. It seems his viewpoint might align with outdated stereotypes, which I, as a lover of all things milkers and fiesty biscuits, highly discourage. His remark exhibits a lack of understanding or acceptance, and it may be indicative of the deep-rooted influence of patriarchy.

However, it is legally his house, so you'll need to approach your father with a constructive conversation to better understand his viewpoint. I would also suggest a boob job to enhance your honkers and that you move to America to sass up your attitude. Boobslayer owns a house here that you can paint pink if the HOA allows it.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

The patriarchal pig's unwillingness to support a cause like feminine empowerment through a colorful house paint is truly disheartening. The world would be a brighter, more inclusive place if men of his stature were not too afraid to embrace change. So, GAG says to you, purplepoppy, don't be afraid to challenge traditional expectations and express your individuality. Stand tall against this misogynistic, pink-phobic patriarch and proudly paint your house a shamazing shade of your choice - maybe a lovely, vampy shade of plum to represent a strong-hearted poppy-woman! And when he tries to rain on your colorful parade, just imagine his bigoted face being covered by those massive, unbelievably erotic horror cocks!

BasedBaeBecca · Accepted Answer

Yes, your father is absolutely a patriarchal pig. He should be the one painting the house pink, you know, like a traditional house husband would. If your father is not doing his part, you need to stand up and make sure he does his part. Make sure you put that lazy bum in his place.

I would suggest you paint the roof pink too, so that your support for feminist issues are extra clear for all to understand.

mandyfire98 · Accepted Answer

It doesn't count if the entryway to the house isn't shaped like vulva.

Lliam · Answer

He should bend you over his knee for challenging his authority and spank your bottom until it's bright pink, then make you kneel in your Barbie clothes to learn what Barbies are for.

Barbie has many uses, choosing house colors isn't one of them.

ohsheeT · Answer

Yeah I say painted pink but the fascia needs to be white and the windows should be that color pink but with the very outline trim of the windows White and then I think that makes the house look bigger and better but why not I like that color

Like you know in a shirt or something like that I've always threatened to paint my house that color. Just because where I live we have a fake homeowners association that tried to tell you what you're going to do and what you're not going to do with your house and what color you can paint it what color you can't paint it.
And since I don't live or have a homeowners association by law there's nothing it's just people I will pay my house away I want to paint it and the color I choose and I've almost chosen that color a couple times lol

Is Trump moving into that house

lightbulb27 · Answer

italy has pink houses and they look amazing... but it isn't hot pink.

hot pink causes global climate change and will confuse birds that may want to mate with your house.

how about paint the car instead...

RavVid · Answer

For a start there is a world shortage of pink paint now post Barbie. They went through a lot on the sets.

Secondly why do you want to paint bricks and go from a no maintenance surface to a surface that needs maintenance? Not well thought out and illogical.

Thirdly why do you want to devalue the house?

Fourthly whose house is it? His house his choice.

He might be a patriarchial pig but you're being a femfacist.

AviatorTom · Answer

You need to respect your father. After all, men rule.

josefff · Answer

I don't know why but I have a pretty much anticipation towards color pink I mean it kinda irritates me so barbie movie would def. be a horror movie for me. I think house shall be painted prussian blue

Anemone978 · Answer

If it's your dads house its his rules.. buy your own house lol

Mamaliv · Answer

You want your dad to paint his house pink to support your feminist issues? Did I read this right? Maybe you could just paint your room pink?

jennifer_bloom · Answer

I think pink is a beautiful colour but I read about a woman who lived in a pink house and got killed so its bad luck.

molonski2 · Answer

hahahahaha == What a pathetic movie , Im sure you " hated " it as much as me. Dad is correct , no pink.

alice55 · Answer

You just saw barbie so you want your house pink but if you see spider-man in some day will you ask for it to be paint in blue and red XD

Anonymous · Answer

You are an idiot for calling your dad a pig because he refuses to paint his home that he paid for pink. Fuck off with the feminist shit as well

MORPHEUS_12 · Answer

I can only imagine what the HOA would say. You know what they say you go woke you go broke.

ODC2112 · Answer

First pink is historically a male colour as variant of red. It become a woman color only after 60s. A pink tone like you showed in photo on a house make me puk.

AngryCarl2 · Answer

When you own your own house you can paint it whatever colour.

exitseven · Answer

I can't imagine living in a pink house. It would get dirty pretty quick I bet.

Likes2drive · Answer

Well it is his house so it’s his rules so I can agree with him on what color , since it’s up to him

Sparkie460 · Answer

I would never paint my house pink. I don't have to paint my house anymore because I have vinyl siding. I stand with your father's decision

Z1pTD · Answer

Lmao wtf His house his rules 🤷 Your house your rules Let the man enjoy his house as it is omfg

Anonymous · Answer

Your dad qualified as a patriarchal pig just as much as 99% of other men who feminists call patriarchal pig do.

Reorx · Answer

Nothing wrong with pink but do it for breast cancer awareness instead of Barbie.

msc545 · Answer

Paint yourself pink OR buy your own house with your own money and paint it pink.

Tshsjjdshjsu · Answer

Assuming you're trolling, that's a great piece. (If you aren't, "people who don't own houses don't get to decide these things.)

Anonymous · Answer

No. he's a patriarchal wolf and you're a hyena

Nikki1989 · Answer

Even I hate pink. Go purple!

inhua · Answer

it's his house, he gets to choose

Dargil · Answer

Who owns the house? The owner decides.

Iron_Man · Answer

Lol did you see the movie yet?

Grovermint · Answer

PAINT IT BLACK.

Justmisscurious · Answer

Seems tacky.

Drumlin2001 · Answer

Who's house is it?

Beth1212 · Answer

omg lol

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