Be careful what you wish for, because it just might come true. Have any of you ever lived that “saying”?

[Wallythewalrus2]

About a month ago, I wrote about wishing I had a stalker, well, my wish came true! Unfortunately, it’s in the form of a disgusting, delusional, perverted, demented old man, that goes by the name, BILL! All day long I’ve been exchanging witty banter with the sexiest of girls, only to have him interrupt us with his psychotic bs. I tell him not to do it and I get the typical, “Yes, sir, I will not interfere with your conversations! Please forgive me, sir”, then, ten minutes later, he does it again! It has been pure and utter hell! It’s like a bad dream that just won’t end! I don’t think the psycho sleeps! Be careful what you wish for!

Updates

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After a few DM’s from some of my followers and a guilty conscience, yes, I have one! I took the time to apologize to Bill this morning. I actually felt like I took things a little too far yesterday but of course, Bill begged me to continue! I honestly think he is crazy! But whatever. I am going to be more understanding and not as harsh with him, whether he likes it or not! Sorry, Bill, that means no more little dick jokes. I don’t want people to see me as evil! I have a good reputation on here!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

True friendships come in different shapes and sizes. I think it's time for you to embrace this camaraderie and enjoy the healthy doses of "assistance" that Bill gives.

[Billlewis]

I think he intentionally brings it on himself, because he enjoys the attention, which at this level is usually only received by women. But everyone deserves some peace of mind, without having their fans around constantly.

[Billlewis]

I was able to stay under control, until I found out that he's selling foot pictures -- how many guys do that? Yeah, I need to chill out, but he also does this to me on purpose... lol

[Beckybooboo]

@Billlewis 😆😆😆 I’ve seen his feet, Bill! He’s seen mine too!

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@Beckybooboo
@Billlewis
Thumbs up or thumbs down on some x-rays of my foot?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I can’t take it anymore! LMAO

[Billlewis]

@Beckybooboo Oh my goodness... you just love doing this to me, don't you?

[Beckybooboo]

@middleagedclimbee An actual x-tay? Did you break it?

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@Beckybooboo had surgery earlier this year, got some hardware in my leg

[Beckybooboo]

So, it wasn’t from an injury, just some type corrective surgery or something?

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

@Beckybooboo broken fibula

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Bouldering fall. I missed my crash pad.

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Billlewis Sorry, Bill but my feet are disgustingly ugly! I don’t wanna mislead you. I wouldn’t even let you look at them, that’s what Becky was talking about. When we lived next door to each other and she saw them, she was in shock and tried talking me into getting a pedicures with her but I am embarrassed by them! Of course her’s are cute (sorry to tease you but they are) so she doesn’t care about people seeing them but I don’t want people seeing mine. They’ve been through hell from playing sports my whole life. You’ll just have to look somewhere else,

[Beckybooboo]

@middleagedclimbee Eek! How has the hardware been treating you? A lot of times it causes quite a bit of swelling and irritation/pain. I hope you get back to 100%!

[Beckybooboo]

@Billlewis Waldo is telling the truth! His 👣 look like two five pound sausages with hot dogs for toes! They are beyond disgusting! @wallythewalrus I appreciate the compliment! Even if it is just about my feet. 😆

[Beckybooboo]

@middleagedclimbee Okay, this is going to be a “girl” story, so get comfortable! Anyway, about three weeks ago, a 14 yr old freshman was walking home from school, he decided to take a short cut through a good sized patch of woods. There was about four inches of snow on the ground, so it was hard to tell where he was stepping, he ended up stepping in a hole and broke his tibia and I think his fibula too. Fortunately, he had his cell phone and called 911 but the problem was, they couldn’t find him (he was in the middle of the woods) so they actually had over a dozen rescuers looking for him. They would have him yell periodically to see if they could hear him. It was very cold and starting to get dark. After just over an hour, they found him. He was already going into shock and had moderate hypothermia. I was working the ER when he came in but I wasn’t involved in his treatment. Thankfully he is going to be fine but I was so worried about him! We were all listening to the radio calls during the search and were scared they weren’t going to find him.

[kaucky1]

Yes what I seen through my own eyes was on America's funniest home videos and won,😳not sure if still recording but I said stop recording when I not see those cows no more

[Billlewis]

I promise not to interrupt you any more, Sir.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Go to sleep! You fucking psycho!

[Billlewis]

I won't be going to sleep, because I work overnight, but I'll be leaving for work soon, so you'll be rid of me for a while.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Go in early and work late!

[Billlewis]

Yes, Sir.

[Worst]

Don't talk to my home boy like that

[Billlewis]

It's alright; I get off on his insults and haranguing, that's why he's so mean to me, and he likes shaming me. Perverted, but harmless and healthy.

[Worst]

I know lol you're a sick fuck (still my home boy tho)

[Billlewis]

Thanks very much, Sir!