I farted in my girlfriend's face. She's very mad at me. Is she overreacting?

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we were laying in bed earlier, watching TV hanging out and I had to fart. I thought of dutch ovening her. so I told her that my socks fell off my foot at the end of the bed under the blanket and made her get it for me.

i rip the loudest fart ever that lasted for like 5 seconds then I immediately trapped her under the covers so she wouldn't get out. god damn, that smell was horrible (I had a protein shake and some eggs earlier). she was freaking out in disgust under the covers, inhaling my deadly fumes for a good 45 seconds.

she got so pissed off and slapped me in the face with my socks and called me an ******* and I was like "U mad?" then she said I won't be getting any tonight. but I don't care because I was laughing my ass off and it was worth it.

rongee57 · Accepted Answer

Overreacting? Maybe just a little as it didn't cause any real harm but even so, you farting in her face IS disrespectful. Maybe you both need to learn one another a little b better. It;s called boundaries brother. She needs to learn where the little kid in you will go. (And that's not calling you childish either) and you need to learn where her little child isn't.

Racez · Accepted Answer

That's a horrible thing to do.

macbarbie2013 · Accepted Answer

wow ... really? you're lucky she only slapped you with a sock. I'd be tempted to kick your ass so hard that those protein shake farts hurt more coming out then having to smell that

TangerineFire1 · Accepted Answer

I can not stop laughing, wow what a pig you are.  I am in tears, yep you deserved it but I agree that is funny.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Hahaha! Well, I definitely wouldn't be wet for you if you'd just trapped me in ass-air-land! Haha!

palek · Answer

What a Romeo! Since you enjoyed that so much; next time you're in a hot tub together, cut a fart and make her eat the bubble! Afterwards, you'll laugh for weeks!

Mumble · Answer

Wow... Just wow... I feel so sorry for your girlfriend, lucky you aren't single, and that was the only thing she did

Twintou · Answer

that's not a very nice thing to do, how long have you been together? I'm a little surprised she didn't do more than that.. ;3

Anonymous · Answer

Typical pathetic loser. You sound like a real catch

jb12358 · Answer

Do you honestly need help from people on the internet with this problem?!

iloveyoursmile · Answer

overreacting! you're lucky you're still breathing

FelicityChi · Answer

What? That's not nice at all

Janson · Answer

rofl. She has a right to be mad

Anonymous · Answer

That is how you can get pink eye lol

Anonymous · Answer

well done... well done...

Anonymous · Answer

she should have dumped you

EngineeringStudent · Answer

LOL!

Anonymous · Answer

that s not funny,that was vey disrespectful!

I farted in my girlfriend's face. She's very mad at me. Is she overreacting?

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