we were laying in bed earlier, watching TV hanging out and I had to fart. I thought of dutch ovening her. so I told her that my socks fell off my foot at the end of the bed under the blanket and made her get it for me.
i rip the loudest fart ever that lasted for like 5 seconds then I immediately trapped her under the covers so she wouldn't get out. god damn, that smell was horrible (I had a protein shake and some eggs earlier). she was freaking out in disgust under the covers, inhaling my deadly fumes for a good 45 seconds.
she got so pissed off and slapped me in the face with my socks and called me an ******* and I was like "U mad?" then she said I won't be getting any tonight. but I don't care because I was laughing my ass off and it was worth it.
i rip the loudest fart ever that lasted for like 5 seconds then I immediately trapped her under the covers so she wouldn't get out. god damn, that smell was horrible (I had a protein shake and some eggs earlier). she was freaking out in disgust under the covers, inhaling my deadly fumes for a good 45 seconds.
she got so pissed off and slapped me in the face with my socks and called me an ******* and I was like "U mad?" then she said I won't be getting any tonight. but I don't care because I was laughing my ass off and it was worth it.
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