I PEED MY PANTS! Will my girlfriend dump me now?

[Anonymous]

When I came home last night I saw a person wearing a mask waiting inside and it jumped me. I tried to defend myself but I soon found myself on the floor. I thought I was done for and badly wet my pants. The masked figure then revealed itself to be my girlfriend :(

She was just playing a prank. I'm scared she'll dump me now that she's seen I'm not as strong as her... plus she made me pee in my pants... I'm soooo embarrassed!!

Do you think this is the end of our relationship?

Yes / likely

No / unlikely

Updates

+1 y

I never knew she was stronger than me before getting into this relationship...

Updates

+1 y

She hasn't dumped me yet... maybe it's out of pity? She'll do it slowly?

[whiskeysour]

My ex boyfriend had lower intestinal problems. He literally shit in the bed one night and I woke up, cleaned it, changed the sheets and went back to bed.

I don't think that even compares to what I went through... But it depends on her, I don't think peeing because you're scared should be frowned upon. Movies are to blame for that over dramatic consensus, it's not that big of a deal.

I guess it comes down to her maturity level.

[amarahorrorstory]

Yikes, that sounds nightmarish, I'm sure he was embarrassed

[Asker]

Yeah but he didn't shit his pants in fear... so that makes me look much worse than him :(

[Kookie00]

No... if she dumps you for that then she's childish. I once had a guy who peed in the bed once after trying out briefs, when he's used to boxer briefs... switched those back quick lol but I didn't cut him off for it...

[Asker]

Yeah but he didn't pee his pants in fear... so that makes me look much worse than him

[peachblossomluck]

If you do stay together, and it's likely enough you will, you are going to get teased about it from time to time. If you try to be a jerk or something sometime, she'll throw it at you. She has the upper hand now.

[Asker]

damn... now what should I do? :(

[peachblossomluck]

I'd tell you to prank her back but there's a fine balance between evening the score and making her never want to see you again...

[Asker]

oh wow... what a threat :/

[Anonymous]

Dump you no bit you probably won't be living that down any time soon you should also tell your girlfriend doing stiff like that is incredibly dangerous if some one jumped out at me in a mask like that they would be luck if they could still walk away because I could break there nose and both legs before they had the time to yell out stop it's me

[Asker]

I tried that but she beat me to the ground :( At least she's still calling me so I guess it isn't over yet!

[Tdieseler]

That is funny as hell... I don't know if she will dump you but if she hasn't already then i think you are in the clear...
but really though... tried to defend yourself by peeing? not even a push or a punch?
wow... she must be a dominant and you a sub... if the relationship is still going on.

[Asker]

You're right she's still calling me, so I guess she understands.

I tried pushing, punching and kicking her but she beat me to the ground... then I peed

[Oldandconfused]

I peed my pants this weekend too!! I was drunk as shit though!! 😂😂

[Tdieseler]

@Oldandconfused it happens...

[Pac-Man]

Only one way to fix this.

Tell her you peed your pants not because you were scared but because you were turned on.

Trust me, I am on the internet.

[HerondaleLover88]

Lol she's not gonna dump you. You're fine. I'd be divorced and single if I left my husband the first time he had an accident in his pants. We actually laugh about it. It's no big deal.

[Asker]

Yeah but he didn't shit his pants in fear... so that makes me look much worse than him :(

[Asker]

shit/pee*

[HerondaleLover88]

If she hasn't dumped you by now, it's not gonna happen. You have nothing to worry about.

[Asker]

ok thanks! I'll try not to get so scared from now on, I guess...

[amarahorrorstory]

I'd hope not but I say get her back. If you can't make her pee make something just as embarrassing happen, start a prank war. Something you can laugh about.

[Asker]

You're right! It's time to fuck her up lol... ty

[amarahorrorstory]

Have fun, be safe, don't take things too far

[Asker]

lol kk

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Well, she wouldn't have dumped you until you posted it onto this site. Now she will dump you for sure OP. Sorry.

[Asker]

She doesn't even know I come to this website lol...

[Dorathes]

Don’t know about you, but mine did immediately after that happened, a very happy and loving relationship of 2 years, living together, after a wonderful night we came home, i was on my periods that causes some women uncontrollable urge to go and while we were in our building lift, it just came out and he told me this is the end and left me.

[RasmusAiken]

This is so outrageously funny on so many levels. She'd be a fool to dump you as you are such a rich source of comic relief.

[Jxpxtxr]

Well if she's the man in the relationship anyways... 😂😂😂

[Asker]

well I didn't know she could beat me until this happened...

[CisScum]

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LOL

[Penelope_]

It's a normal reaction don't worry about it I doubt she'll dump you

[Asker]

Thanks, I didn't want to pee in my pants... It was kinda involuntary if that makes sense

[Penelope_]

Don't worry about it I'm sure it'll be fine! What was her reaction when it happened?

[whattothink]

Who hasn't peed their pants at some point?

[Asker]

She's the first one to have made me pee in mine lol. I don't know

[Autumn-Bunny]

Lmao you peed yourself? She's dumping you.

[Asker]

shit... I don't want to lose her!! If there's something I can do to make her change her decision let me know pl. s

[Autumn-Bunny]

sack up and stop being a punani!

[Asker]

I did give her a fight. I punched, kicked and pushed as much as I could, but she got me on the ground... ... it's only then that I finally peed

I mean I didn't just give up. Does that help my image?

[Autumn-Bunny]

I'm gonna assume you're trolling but if you're not... this is super pathetic.

[Asker]

shit...

[Izumiblu]

lol what?

[Izumiblu]

Honestly, i wouldn't do this to my boyfriend because id be afraid i'd end up beaten in the middle of the street, but im pretty small. So, she may know and not have a problem with it, but i'd struggle with knowing that i can scare my boyfriend like that.

[Asker]

you'd struggle with knowing?

[Izumiblu]

yep.. sorry, but i'd struggle with thinking of him as the guy that i just beat up and made him pee in his pants

[Asker]

Shit... what should I do? She hasn't dumped me yet but it may be coming..

[Izumiblu]

Look, don't freak out about it. I am not her. Best plan is to own it. Don't shy away from it. Just say. "yeah, you scared the piss out of me" and go on about your business like you don't give a rats ass. Then get her back with something. She may think it's cute for all i know.

[Asker]

I don't think I'll need to say that because I don't think she's going to bring it up. But you're right. Thanks for the advice!

[Izumiblu]

Trust me, it'll come up at some point. You will hear about this until the end of your days if you guys stay together. Just laugh it off, like water off a ducks back.

[Asker]

Yeah... as long as she's not mean about it everything should go smoothly :)

[Megabeauty]

omg that's hilarious