While I'm awake, I refuse to fart in front of boyfriend under any circumstances lol. He finds it really funny that we've been together for 3 years and I still haven't done it a single time. He tells me he would find it cute because he knows I wouldn't do it in front of anyone & he wants to be the exception to the rule. To know that I feel comfortable around him. Well we moved in together a few weeks ago and that's when the embarrassment began lol. I sleep before him most nights because he likes staying up & watching movies. I sleep at around 10:00. This morning he told me that I fart in my sleep sometimes. I was mortified! He heard me while he was watching TV next to me in bed and said he left the room so he wouldn't wake me up with his laughing. He thinks it's hilarious and even funnier that I find it embarrassing! He recorded it once on his phone & gives me so much crap for it. I'm so shy about it that I don't wanna fall asleep before him so he doesn't hear it. He tells me it's adorable because they're "tiny & innocent" whatever that means lol but I hate that it happens. He says it's funny because he never heard it before. Guys, why does he tease me about it so much?