"Babe, my ______ tastes a bit weird. Is it expired or..." do you think that your loving _____ would slip something in your drink?

I'm not saying you should question your relationship but would you think your mate would slip something in your drink without your knowledge? Of course, it could be expired because things expire fast if you don't pay attention. Ever had that thought or moment? If is so, did you quesiton your lover or the product?
"Babe, my ______ tastes a bit weird. Is it expired or..." do you think that your loving _____ would slip something in your drink?
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