If you leave me, I’ll hunt you down, give you a knife and ask you to kill me
My only love after bourbon
You’re nearly one of the best fcks I’ve had. This year.
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Try thisIf music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet south,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.
Ok let me see if I have this right. One, If you can not have her then she needs to be in prison. Two, you only love her when you are drunk, and three, she is not the best lay but she will do in a pinch…. Is that about right? lol
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None of them.
I don’t know what you could put as I think valentines is a load of shite but definitely don’t be putting anything you said.
I selected other.
Go simple; just write:
Forever...
... and then sign your name.
Try this beautiful message:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I suck at poetry,
Fancy a shag?
If that doesn't cause dampness of the lady region, nothing will.
Simples...
Roses are red violets are blue Im in bed naked and so can you.
If you love, it then set it free if it does not come back hunt it down and kill it LOL
"if you make yourself a sandwich please put back the peanut butter"
All bad - sorry!
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