Who should go make a sandwich if asked while one stays sitting on the couch watching TV, the wife or husband and why?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

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I don't know how to cook but I know how to make a good sandwich though.

I would have no problem making one for wify if she desired one.

[DaveJord]

If I wanted a sandwich I would make my own sandwich, and then as I was making mine I would offer to make one for her if she wants one. And I would expect her to do the same for me.

But in reality, this how this really plays out. I have done this to women, and I have had women to it to me as well. As you date someone and get to know them better you just start to anticipate when they will be getting hungry. So, you just lay there and wait on them to say, "Hey I am hungry, I am going to make a sandwich, do you want one."

Bingo!!! You just got a free sandwich!!! ;)

But I have dated women for months, and then at some point you realize, you have done all the cooking. Why, because you were at your place... so as the host you ended up cooking more than she ever did.

[MrOracle]

My girl loses her mind if I make my own sandwich. She's not going to climb a ladder or turn a wrench (and I do plenty of maintenance at her house and on her car - new brakes this past weekend for example), so she is offended if I don't let her feed me.

And to be fair, I cook for us a couple of days a week, usually on the BBQ grill, so it's not like I don't cook. But she actually appreciates and respects the many things I do for her all the time, so cooking is the best she can do in her mind.

[WhiteBoyChill]

Honestly man, you’re relationship dynamic does sound pretty solid 👍

[WhiteBoyChill]

Your*

[MrOracle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAc3P1Htxro

[Anonymous]

That’s easy. 😊 As long as he looks like this, and fucks me like a God. 💦 As long as he’s able to hump me for at least 20 minutes without passing out 👍

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That type of workout deserves a sandwich. 👍
OTHERWISE. If he doesn’t meet these 2 standards. I’m not even lying. Making that sandwich…. The slices of that bread, literally weigh like 15 pounds each. 🥱 The tomato slice, weighs at least 5 pounds. 🥱

Anyway.. if he met the standards, and he ate the sandwich. Tomorrow he better be underneath my car fixing it. Or there won’t be second sandwich. 😂

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Sometimes wife, sometimes husband. Whoever feels like doing it. Not always wife, or not always husband. They should try equally making each other happy.

I am not good at cooking and If I ever cook, that would be because of him. I’d love him to cook for me too sometimes.

[AviatorTom]

Depends what we're watching. If it's her show, I'l make the sandwich. Just the opposite if it's my show. If it's a show for both of us, we just pause it... we stream everything... and go make two sandwiches together.

[LazerBean]

Whoever gets asked to make a sandwich should make the sandwich? If both of you are sitting home watching TV then it doesn't matter who makes the sandwich, both of you are doing nothing.

[DaveJord]

Right, if want the sandwich then you should go make it yourself. Duh? Now if I want the sandwich myself and I am going to make one, of course I would offer to make her one as well.

[LazerBean]

Yeah lol I mean I don't mind at all making my husband a sandwich or whatever when he asks me, but I know he would make me a sandwich if I asked as well. I don't think it's healthy in a relationship to keep score or make rules about that sort of thing.

[DaveJord]

He is a lucky man!!! :)

[LazerBean]

Thank you, I'm a blessed woman to have him 😊

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

That Godly and Most High daughter lazerbean is highly blessed.

May God continue to richly bless her. ☝️

[LazerBean]

Thank you!

[dynamicyandere]

Great answer. 🥂

Yeah, when my fiancée makes food, she makes food for both of us.

When I make food, I make food for both of us.

It’s just common courtesy to offer if you’re already making something, even if it’s just a snack.

“Hey, I’m making some _____. Do you want any?”

“I’d love some ______. Thanks! Do you need any help?”

Collaboration. 🤝

[DaveJord]

@dynamicyandere I 100% agree

[Bilboes]

If you want a sandwich, you can go to the kitchen and make your f***ing sandwich. Aside from that, why do you feel the need to ask such a question? Some people should never get married. It's sad to know that there are a lot of people who can get into an argument for such reasons.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

What's wrong asking your man or woman to go make you a sandwich?

You sound very angry.

[Bilboes]

Nothing wrong about about asking. But you're projecting it like a responsibility. ''Who should go make a sandwich?'' No one has to do it. It's that simple.

[YesterdaysChild]

Take turns, and ask if they can make you one, not telling them to. That way one won't feel like they are being commanded to. That stuff is for the military.

[Stacey55666]

I just reported you for having common sense! lol That's not allowed on here.

[YesterdaysChild]

@Stacey55666 😮😪😊👍

[Stacey55666]

😂😂😂😁😁

[BoopBoopBeep]

@LazerBean beat me too it. Same as whoever asks the other out on the date pays. If I wanted one of MY sandwiches I'd go make it. I'm asking because I like the way YOU make them.

[JackCarter]

It's rude to ask for one especially when you are on couch watching TV

And it's sweet to make one for the other without being asked

This applies to both the Husband and Wife

[Stacey55666]

It all depends on your presentation.

[JackCarter]

You're right!
"Go make daddy a sandwich" is a bad one I assume lol

[Stacey55666]

Jack: Bambi, can you make me a sandwich?
Bambi: Why don't you make your own sandwich?
Jack: Because I don't want to miss part of the movie!
Bambi: Neither do I.
Jack: But when you get back with my club sandwich, I'll fill you in on what you missed!
Bambi: How about I fill you in?
Jack: Where is this crap coming from? Have you been watching The View?

Bambi might not make your sandwich, but she will laugh and punch you in the shoulder! Bambi knows you're just being playful, and she will love you for that.

Then you tell here that you're going to rise above her petty level, and go make her the best sandwich in the world.

When you get back you then just very quietly sing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI3bnm33Eqw

This will result in another bruise on your shoulder, but I will bet you money that she tells all of her friends about this, and they will be jealous of her.

[JackCarter]

LOLOL what did I just read
Thanks... will try.. except for the singing part cause I can't and will ruin it if I try.. maybe I'll replace thay with some good sentences
Again thank you!

[Stacey55666]

You don't have to sing, just kind of mutter the lines. Or, maybe just have it playing quietly on your phone! She will get that you're getting back at her for forcing you to make her the best sandwich in the world!

Bambi: Turn that off! I'm trying to watch a movie.
Jack: Sorry, honey. Bambi?
Bambi: Do you know how to change a car tire?

Now comes bruise number three! lol

[Stacey55666]

I fucked that up. You are asking Bambi if she knows how to change a car tire.

[JackCarter]

Got it.. Noted!
Will try this weekend Lol
by the way I assume you got the Jack from me.. but from where did you get the Bambi? Probably just random right?

[Stacey55666]

The Jack was from you, and I always use Bambi in my examples. And I don't know why. "Karen" would be a bad choice. lol

Women LOVE:

Excitement
Surprises
Humor

Jack: I put all the leftovers in the fridge, but I left the dishes for you.
Bambi: Why?
Jack: I read that that's women's work and they like it...

You're going to become a human pinata. lol

Watch the sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond." He is a master at this.

On one episode, Ray was in bed with his wife. Ray was feeling frisky and tried to put the moves on his wife, but she had a headache or something.

Ray: That's OK, because I'm like one of those camels in the desert with the humps on their back. They can store water, but I can store sex for months."

I bet they had to shoot that line 500 times, because his TV wife kept bursting out in laughter.

[JackCarter]

Lol Bambi sounds cute though
And yeah... I am always super excited to learn and try anything that she would love me doing it
So your words were and will be really valuable and I am noting everything down!
Thank you for your time!

[Drewtate]

Depends on the dynamic of the relationship. Couples are supposed to look after each other.

[OfMiceandMen]

If I wanted the sandwich, I would likely get up and ask her if she wanted one too, then go make us both a sandwich.

I'm thinking a Reuben or Cuban sandwich on the grill/press would be good right about now.

[ObscuredBeyond]

Why is this sandwich thing even a thing at all? If we're not having an organized lunch together, why not just everyone help themselves to whatever's in the fridge to improvise a lunch for themselves, and not be so lazy?

[Iron_Man]

I think it would be nice if she made me a sandwich she knows that means a lot to me. I can also make her one soon. Especially if I’m watching sports the Miami Dolphins 🐬 it’s very special.

[artgorgeous]

Mostly my wife makes for us, but if she asks, I can do.

[Redstang88]

I’m a grown up, I can make my own food. If she was going anyway I might ask for something, or vice versa

[WhiteBoyChill]

I’d make it anyway just because tv ain’t that important to me.

If I were watching something with her it’d be more for the bonding than anything else

[Robbey]

If we’re both watching TV and my husband wants a sandwich or a snack or something, he can get it himself.

[Billlewis]

The husband should go to bring her whatever she wants, because that's what men are supposed to do for women.

[Little_Bumblebee]

The one who wants to eat it, unless the other is physically unable to do so.

[turnpost]

Both, or the one that is hungry the one that wants to help.

[LiamJHayden]

The one who wants it. Then you know it has exactly what you want on it.

[TacosRAwesome]

Whoever wants the sandwich should make it. Unless the other one is offering.

[Fireguy17]

Whom ever is going to eat it makes it.
You can hit the pause button and you won't miss a thing.

[exitseven]

HahahHA My wife would ask me if my hands were painted on.

[Lokiion]

Both I guess you could also not be lazy and make it yourself

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I like being served. 😆

[DextroShade]

Obviously the wife should make the sandwich.