What has God done to me?

[Wade12345]

The past few days I've been watching forensic television about real-world murders. This morning, an episode really broke my heart about a victim named "Rose" who was dismembered and cremated by the murderer, but the Forensic Pathologist proved it was her anyway. It broke my heart and I cried for this poor woman who never even had a proper burial. I prayed to God and told God that if I could have a wife and daughter someday, I would want my daughter to be named "Rose" in honor of this victim who had no memorial. I prayed that God would also make a forensic Pathologist out of this daughter I asked for and use her to nail murderers to the wall someday.

A little while later, God spoke to me and told me "You owe me a Maid," and then He told me to walk to the library. So I walked to the library, but there were no single women there. On the way back home, I stopped at the seafood market and ordered a catfish plate. On the ticket was the Cashier's name: "Rose".

What do you think this means?

[jshm2]

It means you are a blithering, emotionally retarded, idiot.

One who needs a better education and support network; before being allowed into the world. Let alone being called "an adult".

Not only have you misunderstood and disrespected "Rose,". But have no clue to the job that was done by the various services to bring her killer to justice.

Then not getting the right medical care for your schizophrenia to boot.

[Wade12345]

I havn't disrespected anyone. I'll prove to you that I was given divine foreknowledge by God. This year yet another Major Hurricane is going to hit New Orleans on about the same track as katrina, and this year there is going to be a major Earthquake in CAlifornia. The shaking from Aftershocks will go on for a month and liquefaction will force ground water out so much it will be on television spewing from the ground. It will be like the New Madrid quakes in the early 1800's.

[Wade12345]

It is customary to name a child in honor of a predecessor, so I have not dishonored anyone, and you're just being an idiot.

[NotTacocaT6969]

You haven’t even seen the worst yet.


No god would allow the horrors that go on.

[Wade12345]

Ontological argument and moral argument say otherwise

[NotTacocaT6969]

Those arguments are pathetic.

Either your god is evil as can be and you’ve all been fooled into worshipping a devil or there is none.

[Wade12345]

God is the good guy/girl. Well, we don't have a correct personal pronoun for God actually. Anyway, God is omniscient and can forecast the weather 2 years or even 2 billion years ahead of time. I've proven in the past that God gave me multiple divine dreams showing foreknowledge of the weather or other events, such as my sister's cancer being cured.

[Guy13]

Jesus save you?