Ladies, what can your dog do that your husband just can’t?

[Anonymous]

[strawberryapple]

This one’s a piece of cake.

Scruffy: Oh shit.. Oh shit.. Jennz here!
Jennz: Guess what I did today, scruffy?
Scruffy: What?
Jennz: I killed seven cats, four rats, three Jehovah witnesses, and still had time to do a school shooting.
Scruffy: Oh my God, you’re so awesome! Please tell me there’s a dead cat in the car! I just wish I could’ve been there to see it. You must be starving. Let's go to McDonald's, my treat. But you can drive.
Jennz: OK.

[Asker]

@mystraberrapple
💕

[Nikki1989]

Why is this under sexuality?

[Asker]

@nikki1989
It shouldn’t be, it’s just a joke. I already had a Disgusting private message from a man about this question. I guess nobody has a sense of humor.

[Asker]

@nikki1989 Look 👀 Admin changed it to religion

[AviatorTom]

My wife would be surprised if I lifted my leg and peed on a fire hydrant. 😎

[ohsheeT]

Put down the toilet seat

[CherryLove007]

I wish I could tell you. I am not a wifey.

But my doggies used to stare into my eyes with deep loving happiness. Most people just do not do this enough and we humans like this and like to connect through our eyes. The eyes are the windows to the soul and doggies know this.

[CherryLove007]

@jennz6 Jen I am currently looking for my new fur friend :) :)

[Asker]

@cherrylove007
But we never got together 💕

[CherryLove007]

@jennz6 👀 my eyes are blue :)

[Asker]

@cherrylove007
🍒🍒 my eyes are Hazel

[CherryLove007]

@jennz6 love green tints... for I am an Irish girl

[RandomGirl42]

Ty for inviting me to share but I don't have a husband. 😊

[Asker]

@randomgirl42
Boyfriend?

[dougeats]

Wrong team lol ❤️

[Asker]

@dougeats I was talking to @randomgirl42 so the correct team ❤️

[dougeats]

uh ok but she has no boyfriend lol

[Asker]

@dougeats maybe she has a Girlfriend 💕 nothing wrong with that

[RandomGirl42]

@dougeats @jennz6 lol, yes, a girlfriend, but if I did have a husband and I put him in the trunk with my dog and then opened the trunk , which one would be glad to see me? So, that's something the dog can do that hubby couldn't. 😊

[Asker]

@randomgirl42
You’re so right

[dougeats]

of course not!

[dougeats]

I would whole heartedly wag my tail when that truck flew open and it was you!

[RandomGirl42]

@dougeats 🤣🤣🤣

[dougeats]

😉 😁

[performerwannabe]

My cat* will accept me 100% for who I am without judgment, he will make biscuits on my belly and then lay on top of me and purr. My boyfriend has made a version of me in his head that doesn't align with who I really am but rather what he translates my actions as. He's used to people being manipulative liars so he assumes what I do is not from my heart.

[emeraldsaphire]

I don't have a dog, but a dog can pee in the park without getting put on the sex offender list XD

[DgBootley1]

My wife keeps telling me to just get another toilet roll out of the cupboard when it runs out and stop dragged my arse on the landing carpet. I can’t see what the problem is personally.

[TonyMetal___86]

When i find out, i'll bring a dog so it does for me what a wife can't 😏

[Asker]

@tonymetal___86
Get your mind out of the gutter

[TonyMetal___86]

Well miss JENNZ it's not me who had started it, just followed you to the gutter 🤣🤣

[Asker]

@tonymetal___86
A dog can lick himself

[TonyMetal___86]

Yes and he can lick others too 🤣

[Asker]

@tonymetal___86
Not my thing

[TonyMetal___86]

Me neither, that's why i don't have a dog ☻

[dougeats]

Im not a lady but they can clean their privates with there tongue

[Asker]

@dougeats dogs licking their balls

[dougeats]

If only lol

[EunSusu]

Learn how to bark or roll over when I signal him to do so. My list is too long, but don’t let reading this comment break your ego guys 🙃

[kmg9150]

Hmmm, fair enough, but dont get mad for me being like dog and doing those things…. Because I will be a dog, doggy style whenever I feel like it, sniff your girlfriends A$$3$ when they come over, steal the steak of your plate when you're not looking, tear up all the cushions when you're gone and act like I dont know what the f happen when you get back, lay around all day while you go to work and bring me gifts when you come home……. And so much more.. I can bark and roll over on command if you're good with everything else….

[ManOnFire]

Can anyone not see what 'she's' trying to do with this question? Come on, people!

[whosnumber_1]

My dog snores louder than me

And his farts are way stinker.

[Elliegirl]

My dog can track raccoons and other critters by scent and carry tennis balls in his mouth

[CassandraSpender]

Lick my face... puppy does it: okay. Husband does it: WTF

[kmg9150]

Puppy breath is the best

[CassandraSpender]

@kmg9150 it really is

[RedInnocent69]

Lick peanut butter off you’re huha like a champ?

[EunSusu]

What the hell 😭😂

[beenherebefore]

I don't have a dog. My Partner is great I wouldn't replace him with a dog or any pet.

[Sunrising]

Dogs wag their tails, and this wouldn't be possible for most husbands.

[strateguy632]

A dog can listen without interrupting , while she talks. And enjoy listening too!

[Anonymous]

Worst question on the internet.
If you want a dog get a dog.
Please don't compare animals to humans.

[kmg9150]

We are animals…. LoL. Apparently someone caught feelings over their superiority complex…

[Opinion Owner]

I meant our pets.
Dogs have much better loyalty then humans tho

[Summeroflove]

Come on you knew the pervs would jump on this one….. gross people.

[Bricealan]

@jennz6 Jenn, I'm afraid to answer 😁😁😁😁😁🤣

[Kingofkings1992]

This question sounds very demented and perverted lol

[altaboy]

Greet you like your arrival is the best thing that has ever happened!

[lightbulb27]

Pee on tree...

wait, never mind...

[Finchie40]

Lick it’s privates on it’s own lol

[nik_the_cur]

I don't know as I don't have both

[Asker]

@nik_the_cur
You transitioned to full female?

[nik_the_cur]

@jennz6 haha no

[Asker]

@nik_the_cur
What do you mean, you said that you don’t have either?

[MikeTheBartender]

Be loyal.

[Asker]

@mikethebartender
Good answer

[Likes2drive]

Lick his own balls, lol

[Anonymous]

Not judge you unlike a partner.

[Rei13]

Nothing, I don’t have a dog

[Anonymous]

Lick its own privates

[Asker]

Yes lol 😂

[dougeats]

I tried when I was young and every 5 years or so lol Still can't, I can do something else though heh heh 😏

[Asker]

@dougeats what can you do?

[dougeats]

I can't post that here but dm if you really wanna know Jenn my 👸🏻

[Asker]

@dougeats DM me baby 💕

[Asker]

@dougeats you’re teasing me

[dougeats]

we are dm-ing now heh heh

[Billlewis]

Lick his balls?

[Bklynbadboy12]

Drag his but on your carpet

[Anonymous]

Dogs usually don't cheat.

[Dargil]

Religion? Yikes!

[bananathunder]

ummmmm lol

[Asker]

@bananathunder what is so funny?

[bananathunder]

comparing dogs and husbands lol

[Asker]

Not necessarily husband but guys in general

[bananathunder]

yeah... that's what I'm talking about lol

[Anonymous]

So much. Multiple times.

[LuckyNumber7]

Make you cum?

[whosnumber_1]

... aaand does your boyfriend know?

[Marissa4]

Lick himself.

[Alex-Snow]

Lick their own ass

[msc545]

Probably pay a dinner bill.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

be naked in public and still called cute

[foxsquirrell]

Bark?

[Anonymous]

You are comparing husbands to dogs🤣🤣🤣🤣

[abc3643]

Lick his balls

[1WildBeatlejuice]

Lick its butt 😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Get neutered without any questions

[Anonymous]

Probably loyalty lol

[Caurav1997]

Jennz🥰🥰

[Tungi]

Im not gay