Are you a Sub5, or Chad?

[Anonymous]

There’s actually 3 categories.
Sub5 , Normie or Chad.

Before you tell me that CHADS don’t exist. I’m here to tell you they do. They’re uncommon, they’re 1% of all the males, and they get all the females, because all the females want them.

How do I know.. because I worked a job were I met this Unique Type of man. He had an energy unlike anyone I’ve ever met. You could already sense that he was getting all kinds of females without even talking to him. You could sense the manliness and testosterone radiating off of him. I immediately had this unbelievable CRUSH on him. I later found out all the girls in the mall were screwing him. And a new girl that came months later who was married and was cute, also ended up screwing him.

THIS IS REAL. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. THE CHAD IS REAL.

And you can be delusional all you want but it’s true.

I literally WATCHED how this young lady married and with 2 kids, CHEATED on her husband! Because she met the best CHAD of her life.

And you know what. I was single at the time and I TOO wanted to sleep with that CHAD. He was such a catch.. I knew I’d never find such a specimen ever again anywhere else. Unless I join the ARMY or Police.

I never felt such MASCULINE energy from absolutely anyone else in my life. I had never been so turned on by absolutely anyone else in my life. And like THAT. I became absolutely and utterly obsessed with that man.

I could think of nothing and no one other than this man.

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I didn’t even care than he slept with half the mall and also the new girl that was married. Soon enough I lost weight for him and he started giving me attention.
AND LET ME TELL YOU. Being flirted on and getting attention from the CHAD. Is one of the most empowering most dopamine filled thrills I’ve ever experienced. Nothing can compare. I felt like on top of the world. As the year went on and he kept feeding me that sweet attention I KNEW that as soon as I gave him P*SSY he’d see me like the

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I KNEW that as soon as I gave him P*SSY he’d see me like the rest of them. He’d see me as a blow up doll like he sees them all.
I was 3 year at that job as COVID-19 happened. I never lost attraction to him. But I also never gave him A$$.
He moved onto another job and I did to.
But I’ll never forget him. Such an obsession I cannot explain.

[Unfortunateguy27]

im a sub5 or lvl 3 incel. No friends never dated or been loved, no hobbies or social, college dropout all i experience is negativity and hatred and women dont like or respect me im someone to vent your anger at or laugh at with friends.

[Juxtapose]

People usually rate me a six seven or eight. I don't sweat this cultural shit and I just look for people I vibe with.

[Fuentes]

I don't have any issues with getting women to sleep with me, some will and some won't. Majority of women hate how upfront i am that i will straight up say im tryna fuck what you tryna do? And i be getting unmatched or questioned as to why i don't wanna know her first or want a girlfriend and sometimes i can convince those chicks to smash and some girls are like damn you hella truthful i like that and meet me to smash.

I would never call myself a chad because it came from some autistic nerds from 4chan and i am just a cocky individual. Who could care less if she comes she comes if she dont she dont idc lol theirs always a chick who will say yes.

[Anonymous]

I think I’m somewhere between ugly and average. I’m not insanely good looking but I’m not ugly either. I do struggle with dating but I honestly was able to create happiness on my own and when I get richer in my 30s, I’ll go back and bang the girls I couldn’t that are in their 20s. That’s the thing about being a guy that is cool which is you can makeup for yourself later on in life in your 30s, 40s and even later. I have seen older guys that have bank get with hot 20 year olds that want a sugar daddy. That is my goal as somebody who isn’t a chad.

[Asker]

The goldiggers?
I hope I die b4 30 so I don’t meet someone like you

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, I don’t think gold diggers are a bad thing persay because us guys get what we want at the same time which is A$$.

[ShadezMcgee]

I get attention up and down the spectrum. So I guess I am not a sub5 per your question.

[CoolCatMar1]

I can't believe this logic exists on GAG as well. The chad and normie bs i mean

[Asker]

@CoolCatMar1
It’s real and happens in real life

[CoolCatMar1]

😭😭😭

[Asker]

@CoolCatMar1
What looks better, a dirty smelly bathroom stall with urine on the walls and graffiti.
Or a nice clean fancy restroom?

You tell me🤷🏻‍♀️ CAUSE I KNOW I ain't BLIND 🤷🏻‍♀️

[CoolCatMar1]

Well, everyone has a different opinion. I always had a crush on average or below average guys in highschool. After they shaved their curly hair they looked awful lol.
My boyfriend is by far the most attractive guy i have ever loved/liked.

[CoolCatMar1]

The only reason i crushed on guys was their hair when i was a teen

[Asker]

@CoolCatMar1
Then this means you’re probably with what is considered a “PrettyBoy”.
Those are not necessarily Alpha Male and they also have low testosterone

[CoolCatMar1]

My boyfriend is objectively attractive in my opinion
In high school I did not care about looks at all

[CoolCatMar1]

I mean many girls look at him in public and he is also almost 6'

[CoolCatMar1]

His personality and sense of humour is also great

[CoolCatMar1]

He is also Mediterranean

[SeekingVirginWife]

I do not fit in any of these categories, I am more closer to National Socialists, resembling Colonel Hans Landa. :)

[CaptainSmartass]

Well, Chads are bollocks, but going by your diagrams, I'm a Chad. The chicks all say I'm good looking.

Simples...

[Anonymous]

Well I’ve been told I look cute though so I’m happy enough with my appearance at least.

[motownplayer2000]

This shit is hilarious