Let's Get Political! Which one of these really, REALLY bad choices would you rather have in charge of your city, state, or country?

[MCheetah]

Rod's got my vote.

Someone else did a question like this on GAG. She was right.
Which one do you *WANT* as your "elected" leader?

John Fetterman (Mentally handicapped, corrupt Pennsylvania senator)

Kathy Hochul (Highly corrupt New York governor; slightly less evil than Andrew Cuomo)

Gavin Newsom (Objectively evil California governor; Satan or a demon from Hell, posing as a human being)

Joe Biden (Mentally incompetent 46th United States "President", and professional puppet for the corporate elite "Illuminati")

An Inanimate Carbon Rod (Independent)

[LazerBean]

Vote little pupa for President, she has absolutely no thought action between her eyes but at least the worst thing she will do for the country is chew the wires in the oval office and pee in the corner.

[MCheetah]

Sorry; I don't vote for females in politics.
/s

[LazerBean]

But you'll vote for a non-binary rod? Smh

[LazerBean]

/s**

[Aerissa_Jade]

The rod could do a better job than Biden and it can be useful, for things like plugging holes.

[Summeroflove]

Yeah. For real

[Jennz6]

Why is Biden always picking his nose?

[exitseven]

@Jennz6 because he can't find his ass?

[pers0n]

I voted for the inanimate carbon rod. But maybe option A would be the second choice because he looks ugly but still like a man. The other 3 are 100% trannies.

[pers0n]

I don't know because many of these male celebrities are actually getting pregnant. He almost looks like that but I believe it's just a fat guy. How tf can you be so fat while affording the best food and shit... but no match to the actual soft, curvy, pregnant ones like Vince diesel.
https://youtu.be/A57RgVbU0EE

[MCheetah]

What did I say about putting this gross disgusting crap on my posts?

[JDavid25]

The Rod seems like a good candidate.. Stern, straight to the point, and does what it's made to do.. Perfect..

[JDavid25]

Thanks for MHO!..

[letuswaltzforthedead]

If I choose president, probably rod or joe biden. For governor, I'd choose Newson mostly to see if what chaos would ensure and if it would actually be that bad (probably). John Fetterman sounds like many of the crap mayors I know so I'd vote for him at that level. Hochul would probably win as a mayor though just for being a woman.

[DubiousIntentions]

You have to be joking. You actually want all these shit people in office. If you could actually vote, or actually pay much in taxes you might change your mind some. Oh, I get it, you are trolling.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

@DubiousIntentions I dont lol, I'm trying to choose based the options given. If there were better options, than those.

[DubiousIntentions]

Even your school janitor would be better than Fetterman and Newsome.

[letuswaltzforthedead]

@DubiousIntentions 😄 I don't doubt that honestly

[Summeroflove]

What a bunch of clowns. The democrats sure know how to pick ‘em

[Anonymous]

Rod seems like the best option for replacing all humans!

[Summeroflove]

You should be a Democrat. They love replacing humans and killing people

[TroyDT2]

The scariest part of your scenario is that Biden is actually the best choice.

[MCheetah]

That's a strange way to spell "rod."

[exitseven]

I am amazed at what people will vote for. The carbon rod sounds pretty good to me.

[CaptainSmartass]

The carbon rod.

Simples...

[inhua]

I vote for policies, not people.

[Jennz6]

None of them

[Summeroflove]

Yeah same

[Fuentes]

The Carbon Rod

[shortster]

As a libertarian I prefer the rod.

[mothypython]

Oh this isn’t biased at all.

[MCheetah]

It's biased against retarded politicians and incompetent candidates. But if you want to be in an echo chamber, you can just go back to Reddit.