I don't know, like, this is a fresh question in the politics section and the asker here removed my opinion and blocked me for saying this: IS Fox News allowing its spoiled children to get away with anything and everything to keep its viewership?
Let's imagine Fox News as a giant, throbbing, veiny cock, with their spoiled children as tiny little sperm swimming around, desperately trying to be the one to fertilize their viewers' minds with their propaganda.
And as for Newt Gingrich, let's picture him as a well-oiled, slick politician, with a tongue as smooth as butter and a mind as dirty as a porn star's. His words are like lube, making everything slip and slide into place, as he spreads his lies and accusations like a sexually transmitted disease.
But wait, there's more. Let's imagine the stolen election as a wild, uninhibited orgy, with Democrats and Republicans alike getting down and dirty, trying to come out on top. It's like a political gangbang, with each side trying to take as much as they can get, and leaving the other side feeling used and abused.
How about we imagine a giant billboard, with Fox News' logo on it, towering over the skyline like a giant, throbbing erection. Or maybe we can picture Newt Gingrich as a sex-crazed politician, with his pants around his ankles and a trail of used condoms behind him.
Oh, baby, I could go on and on with this. But I'll leave you with this thought: politics may be dirty, but it's nothing compared to the kind of filth and debauchery that we can imagine. So let's get freaky, let's get wild, and let's make politics sexy again.
But didn't remove opinion or block me when I said similar things about sexy Democrats a few minutes prior here:
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A firearm uses expansion-inducing thermo-chemical properties in order to propel a projectile down-range.
A CO2 device does not fall under those terms.
If it does, it's wrong, and needs rectification.
Yes. My retarded stepbrother when to jail for threatening to kill someone with a BB gun.
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We don't need a permit yet for any rifle style or hand gun style bb or pellet guns in Ontario, Canada.
I think it's coming down the pipe though.
Some of them are a lot more powerful than the ones I grew up with. I could see it for those.
Oi, you got loicence for that Nerf gun?
Only retarded people would think so. Fire refers to gun powder. I am not surprised though. People under 30 are stupid simps. I am sure Democrats think they are assault weapons.
I'm gonna say it all comes from not being able to fill up you're own gas
In all seriousness though ye that's kinda dumbYou need a permit for firearms in NJ? Fuck that state.
No but you will shoot your eye out kid.
Lmao no.
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