LADIES (and guys?) How do you poop around your boyfriend? (Page 2)

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Ok ladies, it's time I speak up, I can't be the only one who has this problem. Show some solidarity, and let me know I'm not alone. Or, make fun of me mercilessly. Whichever.See, I have a pooping problem. No, it's not medical. It's completely psycholigical. Some women can't poop in public restrooms. Some can't unless they know no one else is around. Still others can ONLY poop in their own bathrooms. I've never had a problem with this. No, my issue? I can't poop around my boyfriend.No joke, He and I have been dating for somewhere around a year (if you count our "previous relationship" as he refered to it this weekend) and I still can not bring myself to poop at his place. This poses quite a problem when I stay at his place for say, the entire weekend, as I did the last two days. I mean, two days without pooping?! That's just downright unhealthy!And it makes absolutely no sense. Everyone Poops! It's not like it would come as a big shock to him that I have certain biological needs!And it's not like I haven't been completely gross in front of him. I'll burb, get food all over my face while scarfing down some delicuosly bad for me food, hell we spent all weekend doing yard work that left me sweaty, covered in dirt, and smelling completely foul. And yet, still no poop. Seriously, ladies, help me out here, what the HELL is my problem and how do you deal with it?!?

Paullus · Answer

Girls don't fart.

Anonymous · Answer

My girl blows me while I poo

Anonymous · Answer

Just poop on his dick

JDL198207 · Answer

Narlgy flatulence

LADIES (and guys?) How do you poop around your boyfriend? (Page 2)

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