"Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?" "If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning." "As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit." "Wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
'if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me'
Make her ask about your watch. "No. This is a special watch that communicates with me telepathically." "Oh really? What is it telling you?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." "Ha! Your watch is broken. For your information I AM wearing panties." "Bloody thing's an hour fast again."
lmao… thats a good one. i like hearing them but i don't really go for guys that say them.
The best one i had on tinder was a guy saying I owed him 200$ because he dropped his phone when he realized we matched. Later he went on to say that the insurance company will cover it as long as i give him my number. lol