Do you like cheesy pick up lines?

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Do you like cheesy pick up lines?
Got this one today, it was funny. I laughed.


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  • These are ones that have been used on me

    "Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?"
    "If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."
    "As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit."
    "Wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

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What Guys Said 9

  • "Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you."

    "Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful."

    "I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning."

    AND

    "I heard Meowth is not the only mischievous pussy in town."

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  • I think they can be pretty funny.

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  • "Do you want good sex tonight?"

    "Nope"

    "Good, then come with me ;)"

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  • is that a mirror in your pocket.. because I see myself in your pants :)

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  • "Hey baby, are your parents retarded? because you sure are special!"

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  • I hate them

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  • How is that not creepy?

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  • 'if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me'

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  • Make her ask about your watch.
    "No. This is a special watch that communicates with me telepathically."
    "Oh really? What is it telling you?"
    "It says you're not wearing any panties."
    "Ha! Your watch is broken. For your information I AM wearing panties."
    "Bloody thing's an hour fast again."

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What Girls Said 12

  • He STILL says this and it cracks me TF up.

    - - First time it happened:

    Me: *Talking about my sister*

    Him: "Did it hurt?"

    Me: " *concerned* ... Did what hurt?"

    Him: "When you fell out of heaven"

    ME: 😂😂😂😂

    * *
    - - - - Even after all this time, he's seen my bratty attitude, still makes the joke and calls me his angel. :*

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  • Nope. They bore me. And that is not even remotely funny. Sounds like he never got laid and is too desperate.

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    • 3mo

      Probably you've just got too stiff of a personality, but that's okay. At least something in your life is stiff, since you never see stiff dicks.

    • 3mo

      @teawrecks No that's not it at all. I can be very lively, but I am not turn on by that stuff. It's like competition. I prefer somebody to be honest and real with me, not sell me pipe dreams just to get into my pants. I have no respect for guys like that. He doesn't have to do all of that crappy stuff. If that's just him, then okay. I can have just as much fun too. Not to be flirty, as I hate flirting. I find it fake. But just to have fun, mello out and see who can do better. Don't mind me, that's just me. I hang out with the guys too.

      Overall I look for character, his attitude and how he presents himself. Guys who do that always act like they have to prove something to somebody. In my opinion they shouldn't. But just because other girls want that, he doesn't have to be that way around me. I won't judge him because he can't be a certain way. I just want him to be himself and be comfortable and happy. But I also understand if he can't if women like that just want to take advantage of h

    • 3mo

      ... his emotions.

  • lmao… thats a good one. i like hearing them but i don't really go for guys that say them.

    The best one i had on tinder was a guy saying I owed him 200$ because he dropped his phone when he realized we matched. Later he went on to say that the insurance company will cover it as long as i give him my number. lol

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    • 3mo

      Gotta admit though, (even though he probably uses it a lot) that is pretty smooth

  • Are you spaghetti.
    Because I'm an impasta!

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  • Lmfaoooooo 😂😂 I love them!

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  • I like them as jokes, but not seriously unless it really makes me laugh.

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  • "Im like a dyin man crawling across the desert looking for my cool cup of water. Are you her?" -ex sugar daddie

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  • Ha, that's a funny one.

    I've heard a few. Some are pretty common. The most recent one was

    "I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on."

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  • Were you in boy Scouts? Because you have tied my heart in knots.

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  • I like them as a joke, and that's really it

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  • I hate cheesy pickup lines

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  • Yeah, if they're funny.

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