Please, don’t start debates around religion here. This is meant to be a humorous post.
(In alphabetical order)
1) Body and soul
Since bodies were supposed to be soulless, according to Atheism.
2) Celebrate Christmas or Easter holidays
So it means you cannot decorate your house for Christmas or buy Easter eggs.
3) For God’s sake
Oh please I beg you, what are you saying? , would be more correct than For God’s sake what are you saying?
4) Gift from the God/Gods
Alternately, natural talent.
5) Go to hell!
6) God bless you! (when someone sneezes)
Actually I never understood why people say that. Never understood the meaning behind it.
7) He/She is a God/Goddess (in appearance)
So if an Atheist says such a thing, it has a different meaning. Like he/she is so ugly that I deny his/her existence!
8. I am in Seventh Heaven
I am very very happy, to put it simply.
9) In God we trust when (if you are American)
There’s a phrase in the US national anthem: And this be our motto: "In God is our trust".
Should an Atheist skip this line?
10) Oh my God!
It’s a phrase that comes spontaneously to most people, when they see/hear something that it’s hard to believe. But who’s an Atheist’s God?
I think by R.I.P., we mean the dead person’s soul. So since you don’t believe in souls when you are an Atheist…
12) Sold his/her soul to the Devil
When someone has an ultra-rare talent, or he/she looks extremely younger for his/her age, we use to say this phrase. But if you are an Atheist, how can you say it?
13) This place is like Heaven
This might be valid by some degree. Like saying this placing is so imaginary.
14) You are a devil in disguise
But Devil wasn’t supposed to exist…
15) You are making my life a living hell
Actually, for an Atheist this has the same value as You are making my life a living Heaven.