it's a chicken; I'm not sure they have the intelligence to know anything past what is instinctively a threat or the best mate, what to eat, where there is shelter.
why did the chicken cross the road? who cares it's a chicken. . .
that's my explanation: it doesn't matter why because its only one chicken. if it was like a few hundred of them all at the same time then it might be something at least mildly interesting to find out
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Cos there was a strip club on the side he was on.
Eyyyyyyy, get it? Get it?
I mean, chickens just aren't into that sort of thing. They have a good, christian upbringing.
So I could run over it with my car and make a delicious chicken soup from fresh chicken.
because there's happy hour on the other side... he can taste that bluemoon already
Because it was cross the road or walk past KFC
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Who's to say that it wasn't the road that crossed the chicken?
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives questioned.
He was told not too...
and he wanted to be hardcoreBecause it saw the love of its life on the other side.
Because chicken just saw something interesting across the road.
that "muhf***a" figured it was the right thing to do
the voices in his head said too
I think it was because there was a sexy hen on the other side
=] <3to get to your mom LOL
She saw a co*k on the other side. xD
Because the c0ck told it to cluck off
To get to the other side...
Because the grass was greener on the other side.
The chicken is trying to commit sucide
he wanted to be bad*ss and j-walk
Because Satan told it to.
to avoid the chicken farm
Because it wanted to get away from you. (kidding)
Because IT FELT LIKE IT.;)
BUCK AWWW!
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