Top Ten GAG questions that haven't been asked yet, but may possibly be in the future!

[smahala1991]

For years an American late night show host named David Letterman came out with a top ten list every night on his show. He often made it humorous about current events of the day such as politics. Today, I have decided to make a top ten list of questions that have yet to be asked on here,byt might be in the future, so here we go.

10. Should me and my partner roleplay as Bill and Hillary Clinton?

9. This guy wanted to share his burrito from Taco Bell with me, does he like me?

8. What is your favorite flavor of banana?

7. Girls, I'm wearing my leopard skin speedos. How do I look?

6. Who is hotter: Hillary Clinton or Carly Fiorina?

5. Would you date Donald Trump's hairpiece?

4. What is your favorite show on PBS?

3. Would you rather date: Bert or Ernie?

2. How big is your garden hose?

1. I Masturbated 478 times today is that Healthy?

There you have it ladies and gentlemen! My top ten list of questionas never asked, but probably will be. This is intended to be a joke so please don't take it personal!

[EmpatheticLady]

But... this guy really did share his burrito from Taco Bell with me. That must mean he likes me, right? Right?

Funny Take! I would like to see the responses to these questions, especially #1. That's just the sexiest thing I can imagine.

[smahala1991]

I really would too, I intended to make the Garden Hose number 1 at first lol

[EmpatheticLady]

Well, those with bigger garden hoses are more manlier men, correct? That's how logic works.

[smahala1991]

thats true lol, I have more ideas though I may add later

[EmpatheticLady]

You already have your next myTake in the works then. :P

[Bluemax]

Hilarious!

For number 10, you could add Monica Lewinsky for a threesome role playing fiesta.

As for Bert and Ernie, aren't they a couple? ;)

[smahala1991]

no, thats just a running joke lol

[BrieLove]

10. Should me and my partner roleplay as Bill and Hillary Clinton?

9. This guy wanted to share his burrito from Taco Bell with me, does he like me?

8. What is your favorite flavor of banana?

7. Girls, I'm wearing my leopard skin speedos. How do I look?

6. Who is hotter: Hillary Clinton or Carly Fiorina?

5. Would you date Donald Trump's hairpiece?

4. What is your favorite show on PBS?

3. Would you rather date: Bert or Ernie?

2. How big is your garden hose?

1. I Masturbated 478 times today is that Healthy?




Just asked them all. :P

[Phoenix98]

10. Should me and my partner roleplay as Bill and Hillary Clinton?
No you couldn't handle being those two ( they are seriously disturbed )

9. This guy wanted to share his burrito from Taco Bell with me, does he like me?
Duh

8. What is your favorite flavor of banana?
Chocolate covered obviously

7. Girls, I'm wearing my leopard skin speedos. How do I look?
Look away people, look away

6. Who is hotter: Hillary Clinton or Carly Fiorina?
Carly Fiorina duh we all know most democratic politicians are often horrible looking

5. Would you date Donald Trump's hairpiece?
No

4. What is your favorite show on PBS?
I don't watch PBS anymore

3. Would you rather date: Bert or Ernie?
Neither I'm into women

2. How big is your garden hose?
I'm not answering that question

1. I Masturbated 478 times today is that Healthy?
No that is not healthy and you need mittens.

[smahala1991]

its supposed to be a joke. like a parody, I wasn't meant for the questions to be taken seriously lol

[Phoenix98]

Welllllll I was bored lol.

[smahala1991]

oh ok, so this is to be funny too ol

[Phoenix98]

Lol yup

[mskay]

What's PBS lol?
I've seen a similar question 9 and 1 lol

Nice take by the way ^^

[smahala1991]

Public Broadcasting System, it's like our version of the BBC

[mskay]

Where's it from? 😳 and I hate to say this.. but.. I don't know what's BBC too omg I suck 😂

[smahala1991]

Its our Government funded Television Station

[mskay]

ahh okays 😓😓 thank you

[QuestionMan]

Number 1 has already been asked lol. Quite a few times over the past few days.
I'd love to see question 10.

[smahala1991]

oh yes that would be funny lol, i saw a Stalin one a few days ago

[QuestionMan]

The Stalin one was fucked up.

[Klaatu51]

"8. What is your favorite flavor of banana?"

^i'll do it today...

[StephanieSpoiler]

Sorry, but I definitely saw number 5 on here already... GaG saddens me sometimes

[smahala1991]

you've seen that one?

[StephanieSpoiler]

Yes I have lmao... It was as I was making my comeback from long hiatus so it just left me wondering what I was returning to

[smahala1991]

oh ok lol

[StephanieSpoiler]

lol still an awesome list

[James19]

I can't stand but to roll on floor about point 8 and 1

[WhatTheHellAmy]

Number 3 is hilarious!

Here you have another one: my pussy is tight, why do guys like that? XD

[Paris13]

Another Winner, @smahala1991
Good luck. xx

[Paris13]

I am seeing "Editor" IN your future here, dear. xx

[smahala1991]

I hope to be soon too

[Paris13]

Great!! I think you would do Real GOOOOD:)) xxoo

[jjmarvin]

Number 7 was asked like last month, where have you been?

^told like a joke but not a joke

[PizzaGuy22]

"why won't my dad let me use the hover car?" in 50 years

[John_Doesnt]

11. My penis touched my vagina, is that bad?

[Ashely_Princess]

Nice take buddy! :D

[smahala1991]

Thank you :)

[Ashely_Princess]

You're welcome

[cinderelli]

Q: 3 Bert or Ernie? LOL.. @BertMacklinFBI 😂😂😂

[BertMacklinFBI]

you mock me!

[cinderelli]

@BertMacklinFBI :P :P :P what you gonna do about it? you can't do shit.. !