Help...I farted during a kiss?

Question

I was waiting around for a friend at school after gym class, and my crush happened to be there too. We started talking and he said that he'd always had a crush on me, and then he leaned in for a kiss. I was so happy and excited and I put my hands around his neck and started kissing him passionately. He put his hands on my lower back and started massaging my back as we kissed, while I caressed his neck, and I was really enjoying the makeout, and we were getting into a really good rhythm, when all of a sudden he grabbed hold of my butt with both hands and squeezed it!!! 
What made it worse is that I was only wearing a leotard (for gym class), and it was 2 sizes too small for me cos I'd had to borrow my little sister's cos I couldn't find mine, so my butt was almost bare. 
Anyway, I was so shocked at him grabbing my butt that I farted right on his hands!!! It was a really loud fart and it stank really bad. He looked disgusted, and stopped the kiss and said he had to be somewhere. Whenever I see him in the hallway he looks anyways. 
What do I do? I've had a huge crush on him for over 2 years. He's so lovely and gorgeous, and kissing him felt so amazing, until that happened. It was the best moment of my life followed by the worst :-(

Paris13 · Accepted Answer

Your friend's 'crushed' crush found the fart a turn off, and Now he is 'stinking' upset, embarrassed, And most May never get over it. In my book, it's Now...awkward and gawky. And maybe we should put ourselves in His shoes.
Even though it was an 'accidental asinine' moment that passed like the wind, guys, unless you are hooked at the hip and will accept you for Who you are, will take the 'best moment' and turn it into------a whirlwind no-win situation.
When he gave your friend the boot up the butt by booking so quickly, And is Only 'looking in her direction,' he may or may not be deciding if he wants to take One last Crack at trying this again. But there's no guarantees, so tell her not to get her hopes too high...But the next time when something likes this 'Shocks the rocks' out of her-------Try and Contain herself.xx

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

LOL I laughed as soon as I read the title.
I don't think she can do anything about it. If the guy is cool he will look passed it.

I will tell my fart story:
One time I was taking a test in the library. My stomach hurt so bad but I was in the zone so I didn't want to stop to go to the bath room. So I just let er rip and it was the foulest thing I ever smelled. Immediately after I fart this cute guy comes all the way across the library and behind my seat to get to one of multiple exits. Stops right in the middle of my fart cloud and then makes a strangled sound and walks away briskly holding his nose. I was so embarrassed but relieved since my stomach no longer hurted. Oh and I ended up getting a perfect score on the test :)

knotme · Accepted Answer

damn...that kiss must have been AWESOME for you to relax that much that you couldn't control your anal sphincter. There is not much you can do, you are now known as the girl who farts will being kissed, no guy will want you.(jk) I say just act normal and go with the flow of things

GoldCobra · Accepted Answer

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Mesonfielde · Accepted Answer

People need to grow up. Everyone farts. Most biological beings fart. Even my dog farts. Everything farts. So I don't really see the fuss about it.

Bluemax · Answer

Well, bodily functions are inevitable even in moments of passion. It's a turn off, but it certainly shouldn't be a deal breaker. If he's really into you, it shouldn't matter.

If he's not going to see you again because you farted while making out, then you have to ask yourself if he's really worth pursuing.

indian_empress_91 · Answer

She should go talk to him sometime when he's alone. Say " Hey I wanna apologise for what happened when we confessed to each other and were making out. I am so embarassed and this has never happened before. I do like you and I would feel sad if what happened stopped you from liking me."

josesmaf · Answer

Farts aren't nothing new.  If I were that guy, I'd crack up so hard.  Your friend shouldn't be too embarrassed.  That's just freaking funny.  That's a story you tell your grandkids when you want to scare them.  "If you kiss a guy before you're old enough, you're gonna fart like Grammy."

nickstaa · Answer

Lol are you sure it was your mate? It's not the nicest thing to happen. But I don't think the guy would be completely put off. I would say 95% of guys would get over it pretty quick.

I hope your "mate" still gets him and they forget this ever happened lol.

biggie90 · Answer

It would of been better on his balls (the fart).  haha joking aside its ok it happens. lol

AshBrown · Answer

Wow !! Sounds like a perfect title track for a country album... "Farted with a kiss".

Listen to Randy Houser's "Started with a kiss" on YouTube and then sing it back changing the words. You will feel better.

abundantlyrich · Answer

Well I don't have milk and cheese in my diet because i'll fart everywhere including public. Just text him and apologise for dropping the fart bomb on him. I'm sure he'll understand.

Thatguy321 · Answer

I mean people will say if he truly cared about her that he would of cared.. But if it was your first kiss with the person and they do that, wouldn't you be grossed out? She should explain to him what happened and see how he takes it

extraordinaryidiot · Answer

If he really likes you, then he wouldn't even care.

paxtonfun · Answer

Since it's about your friend and not you I can only be really general but if this happened with a girl I really liked and she was anywhere near your level of gorgeous I would overlook it.

LetItBe101 · Answer

lmao Act like it didn't even happen. You can't bring that up after the fact.Tell your friend I said that;)

palek · Answer

I have a feeling you're holding out on us and that you actually messed yourself. Either way, he won't let it stop him. After all, he's a guy!

Applefan1 · Answer

Hey I know your question is old now but just wanted to say you girls and women have an excuse for farting, a scientific excuse, do you want to know.

Cheeseburgers · Answer

Lmao!  If it's any consolation, once while kissing a hottie I burped in her mouth. Life goes on.

Anonymous · Answer

My girlfriend farted when I was tickling her lol... it didn't bother me.

Shyguy_1988 · Answer

HahahaaHa, this was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time on here! ;D

Anonymous · Answer

I fart sometimes when I kiss guys. They usually take it as a compliment that they can get you that relaxed.

PowerpuffJohnnyBravo · Answer

Chicks are usualy up my hands when I am making out and if any of em does that. Id drop em

Keyspirits · Answer

@UPDATE u almost maade meh have a heart atk there for a sec *grasp*

MyInternetUserName · Answer

If you hold in your farts you die. More people should fart freely.

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