How do you measure your penis?

[Anonymous]

Guys... how?

Y'all are spewing out numbers and I'm just curious... how do you measure it?

Like... do you measure it from tip to where it hits your pelvis?

Or like tip to balls? Do you include balls in the measurement?

Do you not?

Do you measure it on the side?

Do you have someone else measure it?

Do you use wooden rulers or like measuring tapes?

[racingfan1]

How to measure penis length
Penis length should only be measured when you have a full erection. After achieving an erection take a ruler and place it right next to your small friend. Then press the ruler gently inside your fat tissue. With this gently push you will probably gain 1-3 cm or even more if you are fat :)
Generally the size of the erection depends on some factors including the time of the day and how aroused you are. So in order to take 100 % reliable results it is better if you take 3 different measures:
one in the morning
one in the noon
and one in the evening
Then sum these three numbers up and divide them by three. This way you will have a number that is as close as possible to your true penis length

[TadCurious]

My understanding is that the most accepted method of measurement is this: Take a ruler and press one end against the pubic bone and measure from there along the top of the erect penis to the tip. And then add 3 inches and go on GAG and ask a question like: "I've got a 9 inch penis. Is that too big?"

[Asker]

LMAO

[been_waiting]

They measure from base to tip, multiply that number times 2 and subtract 2 inches.

[jack_of_all_trades]

Cool. I'm 8.5" then :)

[thatswhathesaid]

Step one: Grab a ruler
Step two: Go to google and look up "average size penis in men"
Step three:Buy KFC
Step four: Do 5 push ups while listening to Rick Roll's Give you Up
Step five: Dye your pubes blonde
Step six (Skip if you're mexican):Trim your armpit hair
Step seven:Accept you have a small penis

[luvme56]

Gr8 idea!!!

[Tdieseler]

Length--From the tip to where it reaches the pelvis for length... you can use a ruler or if you have a dick that curves extremely.. a tape measure
Girth (thickness)--using a tape measure, just wrap it around the penis but not tightly and where ever the connect back is the girth.

[SomeGuy37]

I don't measure. Why do so many think it matters?
I can give a girl a squealing orgasm without even taking of my clothes.
Why does penis size matter?

[Sreemukh]

You may be true, but that wasn't the question bro

[SomeGuy37]

Yeah, I think it did. I was implying that size doesn't matter if she is satisfied.

[srslyly]

I have no idea. Mine is so curved that the top side is more than an inch longer than the bottom side.

[Macpherson]

Haha uhh... well for width I usually use a cloth jawn but for length, a regular ruler from tip to base ( not tip to balls) somewhere near the center... if that makes sense...

[Zango91]

LOL. Ain't nobody got time for that. If a girl is concerned, she is free to measure it for herself :P

[Horsemanuk]

Along the top 'bone' pressed for length. around the middle where the tape meets for girth/circumference. Soft taylors tapes are best. Done it a few times myself and also had others do it for me. I've taken both soft and errect measurements.

[gtrain]

by using a 1 metre ruler =p yeah from public bone to the end of the head

[Travleler]

This one is simple... They lie!!!

[Shut_Up_And_Marry_Me]

The functional part. Tip to bone or tip to skin.

[FunkyMonkee]

With a ruler.

[albundyfan]

Pelvic bone to tip.