Flushing toilet too much? Will this be a problem?

[JohNfromKolob]

So, I don't know what is up with me..but it takes a lot for me to wipe myself after going number 2...and It takes me like 6-7 flushes over the period of about 45 min to take care of my business. I am moving into an apartment (out of my rents house) and I worry my neighbors will complain and have me thrown out or something. Now, I don't go in the middle of the night...I almost always go number 2 either early in the morning or sometimes late afternoon...so I most likely won't interfere with sleep. But will it bother the people below me to the extent that I'll get thrown out? I don't like this...but I've tried and tried and this is just how I am...for some reason I require a lot of wiping...help?

[Anonymous]

No one needs to use SO MUCH paper they need to flush almost 10 times and take 45 minutes?! This is ridiculous. If it is that messy it sounds to me like you are not making healthy number twos.

What is your diet like? Are you grossly overweight? If yes to these then you need to address these issues first. Eat healthy, exercise, don't fill your body with junk that comes out like fermented sewage - sh*t ain't pleasant at the best of times but this does not sound normal.

If no and it really is that messy perhaps you should consider actually washing with soap and water after you go - if you are going in the morning this shouldn't be a problem. All that wiping cannot be good for your skin.

Google Gillian McKeith and Turds - will give you an idea.

[JohNfromKolob]

no I eat healthy and actually rarely eat meat...mos tof my diet is dairy/fruit and veggies. I mean I get a lot of it but there's always remnant left that take a long time to get to...I don't know why but I'm just saying this is what I have to do...and I mean I have thought about washing in the shower but that sounds unsanitary I'm afraid there will be fragments that won't go downt he drain...like tiny ones I won't see but will be there...plus my shower head isn't too adjustable..so I don't know if I could wash

[JohNfromKolob]

down there too easily...i have no idea what to do I've jsut kinda accepted it into my routine...luckily I don't go often...usually just once a day sometimes just once every 2 days...so its not like its too time consuming...I have no clu what to do.

[Opinion Owner]

You need to eat MORE ROUGHAGE - stuff like All Bran, Wholegrain cereals, Muesli. If you eat a lot of dairy this will explain why so much "remnants".

How can taking a shower not be sanitary?! If you've wiped away most of it then tiny fragments will go down the drain - just like they do when you flush. You get a soap and a flannel and WASH you don't need to spray the nozzle directly up your ass. Sorry but I just do not understand how you need to be taught how to wash down there at this age!

[Opinion Owner]

I've never hear the like! Hopefully you keep your shower clean as a habit anyway, if you're so concerned about 'sanitary'. :-s

And if it's that bad you should get a douche and clean out once a week.

[JohNfromKolob]

i acctually think that might be a good alternative I thought about getting some spray hose attachment deal...Im jsut afriad I won't be able to wash it all...I do use wet wipes too...so maybe ill just wash in the shower and then use some wet wipes as a follow up.

[Opinion Owner]

Just use a flannel lots of soap and water and be thorough, as I'm sure you're good at being already! A douche is scary but there are tips on internet and instructions in box how to do it properly without spraying sh*t everywhere. F*k the wetwipes man, save them for when there's no shower - where's the logic in that?! If I were Freud I'd suspect you quite enjoy thinking, talking and touching about your asshole. Nothing wrong with that. Just keep it clean. Nothing like soap and water to fix that!

[Anonymous]

I think you

a. need more NSP in your diet (dietry fibre, cereal, bran, wholemeal etc)

b. this sounds odd but maybe get your ass vacumed (not sure if that's the techincal name for it, its when you get a tube in your arse and it sucks out all the excess sh*t in there, it clears your passage and may help with the problem (it won't be the most pleasant experience)).

c. try some baby wipes, they are like moist toilet roll, they can make it easier to wipe yourself more efficiently and less painfully. it won't damage your skins as much as rubbing it raw with toilet roll.

Hopefully this helps a bit.

[Seraphine]

I hate to be blunt, but that's really disgusting. You should keep an eye on your diet and drink more water. Also... As others have said, eat more roughage. For instance, replace your white bread with the natural wholegrain kind, and eat cereal (not the sugary ones, mind you) more. And when you have to go, just USE THE BATHROOM regardless of what your neighbors will say. If you hold it in you'll most likely get constipated, and going only once a day is not healthy at all, you're keeping all your toxins inside your body.

[SocietysBomb]

f*** what you'll neighbors think its not like you'll be using their bathroom

[JohNfromKolob]

haha thanks..thats what I think but I don't want to get evicted