You think you're having a bad day?

[theinternet]

Every now and then, we all have those days. The days we wish we could crawl into a hole and hibernate from the world. The days we feel like everything that could go wrong does go wrong! Sometimes when it rains it pours. You are not alone if this has happened to you. The next time you think you're having a bad day, just remember, it could always be worst!!

Which one of these bad days is the worst:

A.

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B.

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C.

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D.

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E.

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F.

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G.

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H.

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I.

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J.

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K.

[Octavius]

H for sure. I saw Jaws way too young. I have an unnatural fear of sharks because of it. But sharks are unstoppable. They will shred you like a rag doll.

[Nuqood]

Finding out your wife, the woman you've been plowing every night, is your sister is better than the shark?

[Falling4UTC]

Statistics show you are more likely going to be killed by a cow than a shark

[thewhiteballer]

H is a photo shopped image lol

[Octavius]

@thewhiteballer I know that I'm just talking about any shark attack. The idea of just being rendered virtually helpless (yes you can try gouging it's eyes or hitting it's gills but if they're really hungry they'll ignore the pain) and get ragdolled by those behemoths. It's just the terror of being helpless that freaks me out.

[Hwlsop]

When a shark goes in for the attack the eyes roll up to protect them. I saw it happen on a documentary.

[Octavius]

@Hwlsop Yeah but that only protects it from scratches. They aren't meant to protect against if you press your fingers in the socket with a lot of pressure. Then again it's going to be hard to think to do that when I'm probably in severe pain and bleeding to death by that point...

[pineappleshortcare]

Holy hell... I may never be able to drink coffee with security again! Hahaha

[theinternet]

Lol, same here! I would be scarred for life.

[GuyAdviceFromGuy]

World's biggest mysteries... what anal really spelled
Another one of world's biggest mysteries... whether she really grew up to love anal
Yet another one of world's biggest mysteries... whether the photographer knew what he saw when he took the photo

[Jakesusername]

Agreed

[MargaritaPeach]

I think her shirt says Canada. The others... well, we'd have to ask her about that.

[DarkHumorRUs]

But all those people have probably had sex at least once, and I haven't.
So my day is still worse.

[RachelBrigs]

I like how some guys genuinely think virginity is a tragedy...

[DarkHumorRUs]

@RachelBrigs it is if you're a virgin.

[shiller]

So you think that your day could be worse than a guy who has had sex with his sister? Interesting.

[DarkHumorRUs]

@shiller it's possible. What does that have to do with anything though?

[KawaiiPie67]

@shiller I've srsly always wanted a hot stepbrother to fuck. I nvr got one, but I would've loved having sex with my brother. srsly.

[DarkHumorRUs]

I just noticed that all the upvotes are from guys and all the downvotes are from girls.
Says something.

[MargaritaPeach]

You are 18, not 80. So you didn't have sex while you were STILL A CHILD. Be grateful for that. Many kids out there are child sex slaves. You've got plenty of time to have fun.

[laughingdeer]

I was wearing plaid boards once. I forgot I was wearing the one which was torn like from the groin area. I was not aware when I wore it. I was out shopping for like 2hrs. Also went to the bank. What a bad day. Nobody even told me.

[existing_not_living]

E, F, G, H, I, and J are the worst. I can't choose which is worse.

[MargaritaPeach]

G... the car in the pool. That would be the worst for me. I've already been in several accidents, and my brothers would never let me live that one down.

[LittleSally]

That brother/sister wedding was the craziest. And that woman knew her pants were cracked. Haha

[Hwlsop]

There is no way in hell she didn't know that and she is using an ATM. lol

[26ukdude]

Realistically H, in none of the others is your life so at risk, if I had to pick a second, I and H would be next.

[Tanuron]

Most of these I would certainly prefer or want rather than my bad days honestly. Marriage thingy was crazy though, but rest, could be worse :).

[sean1234]

F, doesn't get worse than that. As for the roller coaster, that's just bound to happen. The rest are just simple accidents.

[NerdInDenial]

Bad days, haha, most people don't know what bad days are.

[Araya]

E was disgusting. UGH. I'm literally gagging. But I would do A for laughs. :D

[mrsingle]

That roller coaster photo, if that happened I would be freaking out!

[pakrulz]

Doesn't get worse than F. I would willingly do the rest than that.

[blondfrog]

Well you only told us one of the situations that happened the others were just pictures.

[BaileyisDarcy]

They're all just pictures.

[sailorjupiter]

K! OMG!!! I could die!!!

[BaileyisDarcy]

C
I hope those seats are leather!

[Checkers82]

D. That is so heart breaking.

[Anonymous]

Yeah the shark and the sister thing is not so cool but I call it a lucky day when a roller coaster fails yet you live without a scratch.

[Valuhree]

Honestly E. is my worst nightmare lol

[theinternet]

Yes, I agree with you. E. is absolutely horrifying.

[Checkers82]

Ah that's like every second week in Australia XD

[Anonymous]

They need to be more organized with children of sperm donors so things like this can't happen.