What are the most fuckboy-ish names you can think of?

[VomitIII]

You know what I'm talking about, fuck boy names! When you hear these fuckboy names , you can literally smell the Axe body spray and hair gel.

Ex.

Luke
Austin
Erik (Eric is cool, though)
Justin
Jake
John or Jon (my name, lol)
Derek
Taylor
Zach
Fucking Chad
Blake

etc. etc. What are the most fuckboy-ish names?

[Afro-dite9]

Rashad, John/jonathan, Any mf named after his daddy, so a Junior, Aaron, Connor, Cody, Mike/Michael, Robert, Tim/timothy, Brad, Chad, Chase, Nate/Nathaniel, Anthony, antonio, antwon, elijah, issaih, issiac, brandon, ali, Vic/Victor, Zack? Zach/Zack, Lemar, Larry, Jose, Jeramiah (these mofo's ), Justin, Dylan, Kyle, Bryan/Brian, Xavier, Mason, Josh/Joshua, Nick/Nicholas, Dominic, Taj, jeff/jeffrey, walter, gabriel, greg/gregory, steve/steven, Christopher/Christian/Chris, Kevin, Max, rj, dj, cj, jj, kj, pj, aj, bobby, hoyt, billydaniel/dan/danny, alex/alexander/alejandro, lee, Ryan, bjorn, david, chatles/chuck/chucky, fransico, omar, felix, dante, deonte, jamal, anything starting with la or lee, patrick, deabf\dre, curtis, melvin, calvin/kelvin, paolo, pierre, tino and robert... did i say robert already lolol

[VomitIII]

Lmao, Melvin? Is there anyone under 80 named that?

Comprehensive AF though

[Afro-dite9]

I know about 4 of them lmao. I've meet them all this is my short list ! oh and James/jim/jimmy too

[VomitIII]

What about Henry?

That smarmy bastard.

[Afro-dite9]

since I'm assuming thats an old name from a family... fuck boy lol. screw henry son. i actually like henry's but screw henry ;p

[VomitIII]

Preach

[Chase_1975]

Trever/Trevor (or any other spelling)
Chad
Dylan
Cody
Sean
Jay
Nick
Justin

[futurecomplications]

Melvin Gregg is under 80 and hot as fuck.

[Ken716]

If those are all your ex's your in no position to criticize the fuckery in any guy jk lol they do sound like asshole names though

[Nxght]

my names Nick. i'm definitely the furthest thing from a fuckboy, but it's the thought that counts, eh?

[Yuhknowwwsit]

Most common fuck boy name? Definitely a marcos, chad, and any other guy in general

[Yuhknowwwsit]

Oh and a cooper can’t forget the cooper

[gagsucs]

melvin is a real player, dont be fooled by his nerdy glasses and button up shirt and tie,
melvin gets all the girls

[handsomelad70]

Forgot Blake, Luke, Taylor, Justin, Jake and (of course) Austin !!!

[Minxxie]

Griffin, Connor ( Connor was the biggest fuckboy I have ever encountered to date, even his fellow lesser fuckboys couldn't handle him after a while.) Mike, Luca, ... Nash :/

[FilthyPervert]

Sahil
Dan/iel
Max
Cameron (male)
Alex (male)
Connor (not Conor)
Eliott (not Elliot or Elliott)
Karl
Marco
Sacha

[FilthyPervert]

And most of what the Asker said too, didn't want to repeat.

[VomitIII]

Eliott's an asswipe

[FilthyPervert]

I thought you said All j variants but James is always a fuckboy.

[VomitIII]

Nah, James isn't a fuckboy. Not the one in Pokemon, anyway.

[silyt_ghoest]

my crushed name is sascha and i have to say, he is the dorkiest person ik. might be the difference in spelling though. funny, cause my friend just said he had an f boy name cuz “what mf names their son, Sacha, S-A-C-H-A. he has to have mommy issues.” i told her the spelling and she paused, and then went, “are you sure? cuz ur type is typically fboys.” (admittedly it used to be)

[ConsultantIsBack]

Chad Hahaha, def Chad!!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Chad Thundercock to be specific

[Kris85]

Ya there's been a couple Chad's hahaha

@WhiteSteve we can't forget the name Brody either 😂😂😂

[ConsultantIsBack]

thanks mho

@Kris85 lol

[VomitIII]

You're welcome. Chad is a dick.

[WhiteSteve]

@Kris85 You still gotta take down Chad buddy! THAT Chad😜

If I could get you a gift, it'd be a night with your favorite Brody, the one who no longer has to buy Father's Day cards but will have to double up on Mother's Day😂😂😂

[LadyMari10]

Not all, but the dudebro guys that just want to bang bitches and move on to the next have been:

Chad
Zack
Justin
Chad
Chris
Mike
Chad
Alex
Cody
... and Chad.

There are some nice Chris' and Mike's, but not all...

[VomitIII]

Ther are two Chris' in my HS, and they've spent all four years getting stoned together. 😂

[LadyMari10]

I dated a Chris, he was alright at first but later... never did drugs, though.

[handsomelad70]

Actually, they're "brodudes,' but OK.

[MaiNameIsSunshine]

Chad (especially if his last name is Radwell)

[silyt_ghoest]

f-boys:

conan

noah

xavier

kyle

logan

luke

jake (NOT jacob)

alvie

lucas

jackson

justin

cole

wannabe f-boys:

brody

also xavier

quinn

zach

derek

renzio

travis

doesn’t wanna be but is an f-boy:

william

austin

miles

[handsomelad70]

Jackson works for me.

[AmyHew1tt]

Ryder, Slade, Xavier, Ace, Jax, Stryker. I was, to my forever regret, on Wattpad for a few years and these constantly came up in pretty much every book I read. If it sounds sharp, like the edge of a knife, it immediately sounds like an f-boy name to me.

[handsomelad70]

My father's nickname was "Ace."

[handsomelad70]

How 'bout Blade?

[AmyHew1tt]

@handsomelad70 Those too XD

[ahmetakkaya]

There are a lot of fuckboy-ish names out there, but here are some of the most fuckboy-ish names you can think of:

• 1. Chad
• 2. Brody
• 3. Bryce
• 4. Tucker
• 5. Tyler
• 6. Connor
• 7. Landon
• 8. Cole
• 9. Jesse
• 10. Blak

These are just a few of the fuckboy-ish names out there. If you want to avoid dating a fuckboy, make sure to steer clear of guys with these names :)

[handsomelad70]

As in F**ker Carlson !!!

[handsomelad70]

I have a great-nephew named Jesse.

[ElissaDido]

John
John tucker must die is what made me think of this.

[VomitIII]

Is Jonathan close enough? I want to achieve douchebag status too.

[fauchelevent]

Definitely Chad :P For some reason I immediately thought of Dylan too.

[VomitIII]

I actually knew a Dylan who was pretty cool. But he did act/look like a fuckboy, haha.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

how are 3/4 of those fuckboy names? anyways, anything ending in "ad", drake... the weeknd, justin beiber... i'm seeing a theme

[VomitIII]

How about "Dad"?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

i wouldn't consider dad a name, but you obviously haven't met mine, then :P

[VomitIII]

Ha. I refer to my parents by their first names, but they always say "That's not my name to you!"

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

it would've been a lot funnier if every time you said their name, they said, that's not my name...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI

[handsomelad70]

Or beginning with "Br?"

[handsomelad70]

Brad, Brady (unfortunately), Guy (you were born a guy;why did your parents give you that name?), Brody ( "Bro" right in the name), Clark, Aiden sounds baggy, Schuyler (and variant spellings) Chaz, Dick (self-explanatory, though are there any non-senior Dicks?), Chad, the baggiest name, Theo. Have I covered all the baggy or f***boyish names?

[AleDeEurope]

Thad.

[handsomelad70]

"Sloots?" Is Arnold an f-boy name?

[Ginnyweasley97]

Hahaha my boyfriend's name is Jake. For me, Derek came to mind.

[Anonymous]

The name of any guy that would actually use that dumb term should be on there. ugh...

[VomitIII]

I think we found the fuckboy.

Mind telling us which person listed your name?

[Opinion Owner]

So your response is "No, I'm not. You are"
Exactly...

[VomitIII]

Fuckboy's an accurate term for some people. Quit being a hipster.

[Opinion Owner]

What's that have to do with being a hipster?

The only people that use it seem to be girls dumb enough to think it actually means anything (they seem to think it's going to reach 'slut' status) and white knight type guys.

[VomitIII]

It's usually the hipster types that say, "This plebeian term is beneath me." *sniffs*

And you pretty much explained it yourself - a fuckboy is essentially a man-slut. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Opinion Owner]

Yes, and I explained why it was a stupid term, didn't I?
You'll grow out of it, I hope.

[VomitIII]

"Yes, and I explained why it was a stupid term, didn't I?
You'll grow out of it, I hope."

-Chad

[Anonymous]

So a name makes someone a fuckboy? Dat's stupid dude... fuckboys can have any name...

[VomitIII]

There will never be a fuckboy named George.

[Opinion Owner]

Seriously? I happen to know a George fuckboy...

[VomitIII]

No way. Not possible. Georges are too soft and pure to become fuckboys.

[Opinion Owner]

Don't ya believe me?

[VomitIII]

I can't imagine a George becoming a fuckboy. All the Georges I knew were the pudgy, innocuous, nerdy types who wouldn't hurt a fly.

[D_Bone_Steak]

Chad Thunderstroke comes to mind AKA ThunderCock. 😂 Tyrone... Carlos... lolz, you know... the usual memes.

[jennifer_bloom]

I like corporate sounding names like Harrison / Lash / Miller / Everton / Shields / Baker / Pineridge

[PeachyPie93]

Brody
Daniel
Nate
Chase
Cody
Jay
Trey
Shawn
Fucking Nick Innit lol

[handsomelad70]

I have crazy cousins surnamed Chase. ""Lash?"

[BubblyPenguin23]

LMAOO FUCKING CHADDD

Nick is a pretty hard fuckboy name too

[Pamina]

Fuckard McFuckface III. is a pretty fuckboy-ish name, if you ask me.

[genericname85]

Chad, Matthew, Steve. by the way if you use axe body spray, you're more likely a simp/incel than an actual fuckboy

[gagsucs]

milfred,
horris,
garreth,
derek,
dougey,
greg,

these are the real players