Which of these would you rate as the cringiest Tinder bio?

DevilsAdvocator
So, which of these would you say was the most cringeworthy Tinder bio, and why? And if you'd say "none of the above", because you've seen a worse one, please, don't hesitate to share it with the rest of us...
Joshua, 29
Henry, 22
Vincent, 29
Abbi, 21
Tallulah, 18
Jasmine, 21
Loretta, 25
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Which of these would you rate as the cringiest Tinder bio?
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