If you could only keep one, who would it be?

[jennifer_bloom]

Keep the Persian kitten

Keep the blond girl

[DocJones]

Actually I would keep the cat if I didn't already know the girl. Persian cats are the best. I had one that someone bought and decided they couldn't keep and gave to me as a kitten.

The cat would sleep on my bed and snore so loud it would wake me up. I could flip him over and he wouldn't wake up. He's buried in my back yard now but I had a good 14 years with him. Only thing I hate about pets is when they die.

[TurboKid]

Well if I'm offered one or the other, I might go for the blonde (if I was single), but if the cat was my pet already, I'm not ditching the pet for a date.

[OlderAndWiser]

Is she just a girlfriend or is she The One who I think I want for the rest of my life? If she's The One, start working on finding a new home where the cat will be loved and nurtured.

[Shark_61695]

I dunno, I mean, it would be hard to put the girl in a sack with rocks :)
I'm not a fan of animals.

Can I pass on both and get a monetary prize instead?
That or a girl I find physically and emotionally attractive with a personality I can enjoy.

[ZackBan]

I mean you kinda put us on the spot picking a girl this cute wearing a swimsuit like that.
And the cat is a bit creepy as well I know a few breeds of cats I might chose over the girl but here I'm inclined to go with B

[Anonymous]

They're on par.

A dumb cat that looks "nice" to some but really, compared to an average cat, has little purpose.

A dimbo, brunette with dyed blonde hair (dark roots), that looks nice but really compared to most women has little purpose.

[Dinklex3]

Wow.
I'm actually genuinely surprised that most males voted for the blonde.
You should've chosen a cuter pic of the cat, lol.

[Silas_153]

Sarcasm?

[Gravit1]

You said: "the blond girl," assuming that means any blond girl I would be limited in my selection of women. So within that framework the cat would be a more agreeable choice, especially if you meant that specific blond woman ( as I don't know her and she projects poorly).

[ADFSDF1996]

Sorry my frau but I’m keeping the Persian cat.

It would be a much tougher decision if she were Brunette though.

[MysteriousDarkness]

The woman is hot but I don't know her interests, what she likes to eat, how she treats other people, what she tjinks about me etc. I choose the cat.

[Marhaban-1]

There are son many more people in the world I could date and so called keep

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol how am I supposed to just keep a whole human? That cat is kinda freaky though. Can I take a copy of your home game instead please?

[jennifer_bloom]

Don’t know what you mean by home game but as a female, I think the cat looks 10,000 times better than the woman because I like men.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Well I like women, but the home game comment was just a joke about old game show tropes.

Besides you could still choose the woman and have her to just chat with and not have to do anything sexual with her at all. I mean I am attracted to women but im also married and im not trying to hook up with some random girl.

Could use a babysitter though...

[Adam1978]

I do like cats but not that ugly cat. So that was a simple pick. However i might not keep either if she has a bad personality.

[najekim]

Already have a great gal and we prefer our Manx cats.

[exitseven]

It is funny to see the breakdown by gender in this question. Also funny to see so many guys wanting to keep the cat and not the pussy.

[NyceGuyFinishingLast]

Of course the girl, what would I do with grumpy cat?

[Xoirwinkan]

Not only would I keep the blondie, but I would kick the cat out the window.
I hate cats as a rule. The only kitties I like are the furry variety that nestle between a lady's legs.

[Phoenix98]

I don't know the blonde girl as such I'll keep the cat.

[DrHonesty]

Keep the girl, I'll buy her from you and you can go buy a cat

[zagor]

Not a cat guy. And certainly not an impractical type of cat like that.

[Massageman]

I don't like cats, just the other kind of p - - - - .

[NoLookingAtSoleil]

Just this morning I was thinking 'what is this obsession with cats when girls, however you turn it, are much better company'?