If you could only keep one, who would it be?

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DocJones · Accepted Answer

Actually I would keep the cat if I didn't already know the girl. Persian cats are the best. I had one that someone bought and decided they couldn't keep and gave to me as a kitten.

The cat would sleep on my bed and snore so loud it would wake me up. I could flip him over and he wouldn't wake up. He's buried in my back yard now but I had a good 14 years with him. Only thing I hate about pets is when they die.

TurboKid · Accepted Answer

Well if I'm offered one or the other, I might go for the blonde (if I was single), but if the cat was my pet already, I'm not ditching the pet for a date.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Is she just a girlfriend or is she The One who I think I want for the rest of my life? If she's The One, start working on finding a new home where the cat will be loved and nurtured.

Shark_61695 · Answer

I dunno, I mean, it would be hard to put the girl in a sack with rocks :)
I'm not a fan of animals.

Can I pass on both and get a monetary prize instead?
That or a girl I find physically and emotionally attractive with a personality I can enjoy.

ZackBan · Answer

I mean you kinda put us on the spot picking a girl this cute wearing a swimsuit like that.
And the cat is a bit creepy as well I know a few breeds of cats I might chose over the girl but here I'm inclined to go with B

Anonymous · Answer

They're on par.

A dumb cat that looks "nice" to some but really, compared to an average cat, has little purpose.

A dimbo, brunette with dyed blonde hair (dark roots), that looks nice but really compared to most women has little purpose.

Dinklex3 · Answer

Wow. I'm actually genuinely surprised that most males voted for the blonde. You should've chosen a cuter pic of the cat, lol.

Gravit1 · Answer

You said: "the blond girl," assuming that means any blond girl I would be limited in my selection of women. So within that framework the cat would be a more agreeable choice, especially if you meant that specific blond woman ( as I don't know her and she projects poorly).

ADFSDF1996 · Answer

Sorry my frau but I’m keeping the Persian cat. It would be a much tougher decision if she were Brunette though.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

The woman is hot but I don't know her interests, what she likes to eat, how she treats other people, what she tjinks about me etc. I choose the cat.

Marhaban-1 · Answer

There are son many more people in the world I could date and so called keep

Ez-Bri-Z · Answer

Lol how am I supposed to just keep a whole human? That cat is kinda freaky though. Can I take a copy of your home game instead please?

Adam1978 · Answer

I do like cats but not that ugly cat. So that was a simple pick. However i might not keep either if she has a bad personality.

najekim · Answer

Already have a great gal and we prefer our Manx cats.

exitseven · Answer

It is funny to see the breakdown by gender in this question. Also funny to see so many guys wanting to keep the cat and not the pussy.

NyceGuyFinishingLast · Answer

Of course the girl, what would I do with grumpy cat?

Xoirwinkan · Answer

Not only would I keep the blondie, but I would kick the cat out the window.  I hate cats as a rule. The only kitties I like are the furry variety that nestle between a lady's legs.

DrHonesty · Answer

Keep the girl, I'll buy her from you and you can go buy a cat

Phoenix98 · Answer

I don't know the blonde girl as such I'll keep the cat.

zagor · Answer

Not a cat guy. And certainly not an impractical type of cat like that.

Massageman · Answer

I don't like cats, just the other kind of p - - - - .

NoLookingAtSoleil · Answer

Just this morning I was thinking 'what is this obsession with cats when girls, however you turn it, are much better company'?

copiecat · Answer

Both do similar actions they love you they need you and they look at you like you did something wrong. Ha.

Surely · Answer

Keep the cat. That way you will always have a pussy that love’s you!

shouldnobetter · Answer

I already have the girl of my dreams, she my wife of 47 years.

krin_m · Answer

I have pet hair allergies so my choice is obvious! "B"

Grubhub · Answer

I’d use the blonde as an escort not an actual partner

Anonymous · Answer

Wow guys on this site are so shallow... Of course a)

MonsterGuyX · Answer

The blonde girl - I'd rather make HER kitty purr... 😻

Anonymous · Answer

My glock 26 / 27 what are my best friends. Helped me lot to prevent bar fights.

mustaa · Answer

I mean I can buy a cat, so give the the blond please.

FruitAndBlueEyes · Answer

I’ll take the cat. It won’t ever lie or cheat lol.

TsundereMatrix · Answer

I am a blonde girl so I’ll keep the cat

Manu_el01 · Answer

Maybe guys are being biased. 🤣🤣🤣

Smoothing · Answer

That is a no brained. Keep the blonde girl.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

That's NOT the kind of pussy I'm looking for!!

Silas_153 · Answer

The girl of course. Who would choose the cat?

moejoeloli · Answer

Don’t like hairy pussy

Diversity_Hire · Answer

Obviously the blonde, you nut. 😂

Nazgol · Answer

A for sure lol

LeftHappy · Answer

She's a Honey so forget the cat!

JesseJayNeak · Answer

The Persian kitten. I like brunettes better

Anonymous · Answer

the cat at least i know it won't have any std's

Anonymous · Answer

The blonde girl of course since I am a guy

TacosRAwesome · Answer

The cat always.

Anonymous · Answer

The blonde without a doubt.

Wise4myage · Answer

Both dammit.

Stevefiveo · Answer

Bye cat!

Kelly6 · Answer

Cat for sure

anylolone · Answer

Grumpy kitty!

kinkyguy45 · Answer

Girl!!! Duh!!! 😂

Shihab91 · Answer

kitten :)

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Neither

jimmy2 · Answer

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