Would you ever date a girl or a guy with a wooden leg?

[OlderAndWiser]

I once dated a woman with a wooden leg, but it didn't work out, so I had to break it off!

Yes, I would

Yes, I would and, in fact, I have done that!

No, I would not

I don't know

Thanks for a laugh!

Updates

+1 y

In case you didn't get it. . . there's a joke in this question!

[SaoirseS]

I did date a guy with a wooden leg once. One night I stole it. He was hopping mad.

:-)

[OlderAndWiser]

Groan! :) :) :)

[FunkyMonkee]

At least if he sued, his lawyer couldn't say he didn't have a leg to stand on.

[Animallover3742]

WOOD you stop with the dad jokes.

[OlderAndWiser]

@Animallover3742 :) :) :)

[FunkyMonkee]

Was he afraid of termites?

[midnightmoon05]

SMH 🤦‍♀️ no wonder we are good friends.

[OlderAndWiser]

:) :) :)

[Guy13]

As long as Peg swallows all Woodies are allowed.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

A guy with a “woody”, sure lol

[Summeroflove]

As long as she’s a good person yeah

[cth96190]

I would say no.
During life, shit happens. Some panel damage is to be expected.
The problem with a female who has an artificial leg is that such a woman would find it difficult, perhaps impossible, to have a pregnancy that did not force her to spend most of her day in a wheelchair.
Also, the sight of an amputee’s stump is not going to make my penis erect.
It is what it is.

[TheNameIsRob]

There was a guy that went to a dance in hopes of meeting a woman but he was too insecure due to having a wooden eye. As he was hiding in the shadows he notice a woman with a wooden leg and thought now there is someone who won’t be put off by my wooden eye and he made his way over to ask her to dance. When he approached her he said with confidence “would you like to dance” and she replied “would I?” Shocked and offended he blurted out “peg leg” and left.

[Grond21]

It's tempting, but no. I want someone who can argue equally with me, and she wouldn't have a good leg to stand on

[OlderAndWiser]

GROAN!!! :) :) :)

[Grond21]

😂😂😂😂

[snackthatsmilesback]

Yeah i would. One of my friends mom had a fake leg, all the way up the thigh. Her friends called her ilean. One of my grandparents had one too for a few years. He blamed his ex wife. Said she really wanted half of everything. 🤭

[PainusNdeeAnus]

5:00 “ Well let’s meet Chris” lmao

https://www.youtube.com/embed/cA_ZNC-HUpk

[OlderAndWiser]

Dude, this is the funniest clip I have seen in months! I-N-S-A-N-E !!!

[TenderFantasy]

LMAO.

Yes, that's never been a deal breaker for me! No seriously! There are worse "red flags" out there to have!

[clampfan101]

In all seriousness, yes if she was saving up for a prosthetic leg surgery.

[clampfan101]

Update: I certainly hope everyone knew that was a joke. lol

[OlderAndWiser]

Got it!

[Anonymous]

Maybe. I watching a documentary on Disney and the Asian presenter had one leg. He was kinda hot and rugged.

[Daniela1982]

I don't think they make a pencil sharpener that big. It would be great for planting bulbs.

[Part2603]

Pretty hard to do if you have a foot fetish.

[DJB72]

I'd be a bit hypocritical if I didn't since I'm missing my right leg myself!

[Massageman]

Got the joke - - - - I hope this question doesn't bother any splinter groups - - - - -

[Massageman]

But as to the question - sure, I would. Wouldn't stop me from a date with her. Might make things interesting if we stayed together for any length of time - - - - - -

[exitseven]

I would and I would call her peg for short.

[exitseven]

I just got the joke- thanks for that.

[FinalFantasyBro]

No I don't know how I would react if I seen someone like that.

[MountAverage]

No, but I'd date one with a titanium leg. Pretty sure that relationship would last longer.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Aye aye, matey! If Noura has/would’ve a wooden leg, I’m marrying one.

[Pudsmucker]

Why not a prosthetic does not mean the person's changed their personality there's nothing wrong with them. It might seem a little awkward to you. We must forget about our prejudice because somebody's missing a limb.

[OlderAndWiser]

I guess you missed the joke.

[Nominal]

I would love that girl more than regular girl.

[UniquelyBasic]

I wouldn't mind if she had only one leg.

[UniquelyBasic]

Yeah I think everyone got the joke lol

[AnUglyBarnacle]

I see what you did there...

[douride2]

I may it wood depend on the guy. LOL

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Yes, I would

[Sisters_Of_Time]

Yes but I don't want splinters please!

[Andres77]

🤦🤦🤦…

that’s a good one but…😜

[BigManSAB]

Take foreplay to a whole other level

[Agape93]

Doubt it

[sparkplug11]

if she has a good heart

[JesseJayNeak]

Yes. We’d play pirates

[Jennz6]

Funny

[LemiaOfThunder]

I would.

[Likes2drive]

Yeah I got it, wasn’t her name Peggy? 😊

[Cubus]

I don't see a reason why not

[FunkyMonkee]

No, I wooden.

[Sixgunsound]

Bahahahah

[FunkyMonkee]

@Sixgunsound Reminds me of this joke my ex-brother-in-law loved to tell.
This guy with a hair lip was at a dance one night and couldn't get ANYONE to dance with him all night long! Finally, a woman that had a wooden eye walked up to him and asked him if he'd like to dance with her. He got VERY excited and said, "Would i?" And she got really pissed at him and said, "HAIR LIP!!" and walked away!

[FunkyMonkee]

@Sixgunsound I knew a guy with a wooden leg that was REALLY good at playing baseball! Instead of a bat, he would kick the ball! If he thought he wasn't gonna make it to the base on time, he'd throw his leg to it! And, if someone tried to tag him out, he'd take off the leg and hit them with it!
Dogs loved him, but they kept ruining his shoe! And, he could never quite keep the beavers away!!

[Sixgunsound]

With a 'leg' like that I bet he couldn't keep the 'beavers' away🤣🤣🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

@Sixgunsound They didn't call him, "Tripod" for nothing!!

[Sixgunsound]

🤣🤣🤣