Your decent looking, go to the gym, have a good job etc and you're out-competed by an unemployable drug addict with a face that looks like the product of 5 generations of inbreeding. What are you doing wrong? Why do we drop out panties for a guy who rarely changes his underpants?
Well it's to do with cheating, we know if he can get not only a girlfriend but a bit on the side too then we're in for some good dick action, and that's what counts.
So here's what you do boys, get yourself a bottom of the barrel girlfriend, really lower your standards. Give it a week then make a move on her friends. I'll guarantee they'll say yes. The quality won't be great but you'll build a reputation as a stud.
Eventually she'll dump you but that's ok because you've now got a great rep and can aim higher. We'll be throwing ourselves at you.