Would you find this cute if your significant other was a clinger like this (especially during the early stages)?

[DizzyDesii]

When girls think they being cute but whole time they being annoying be hilarious 💀💀 https://t.co/wT9rE4XBUA

— 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’😵‍💫 (@OvOBrezzzy) November 15, 2023

Wtf is a boywife 🤣

She literally called him a simp?

Not “my world”…. Yea that’ll run anyone off

Panty sniffer is fine but a girlcock enjoyer? Mayo bottle? Boywife maid? Sheep fucker?

Fembussy yet macho man and alpha? Mmmm…

Toilet? Sussy wussy? Lmao he couldnt dump her fast enough. Her life support? Lmao girl just die already

Penile tickler? Huh

Lol its a bit much but shit ig its better they want you than not 🤣 I can be a spam texter but I wouldn’t dare blow his phone up like this unless we’re at least engaged 😂🤷‍♀️ And if the guy sent me a long list like this, it better not be more than like once a month lol. I ain't tryna read all that. At least voice record it #FeelFreeToList #HowToLoseAGuy

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+1 y

Which of the above would you NOT wanna be called 😂🤣 I dont think she realized how much she insulted her man but felt she was complimenting him 😩 He probably was like not even realizing all the things he is til she called it out and reminded him 🫠 He had to exit the situation to save himself. And like one person in the comments mentioned, clingers like this have two sides… either always clingy/needy OR depressed. there's no winning with this one lol

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+1 y

I think what bothers me more than the things she called him (and how long the shit is) is that she broke it down into one “compliment” per message. I haaaaaate when people can't just sum it all up into one big paragraph. Why tf you sending like 3 words per “send”. Ugh 😂

[magiusX26]

yes and no. that feeling of being wanted, yes. overly done, it comes across as disingenuous, especially the word love so early in as we dont know each other that well yet and could be "love bombing". also would become suffocating fast. this also tends towards causing more psycological damage later on if you split as well as can set a goal for the one doing it that they an not maintain that level of enthusiasm and desire for that person as time moves forward (the reciever may become expectant of this high level of energy as a constant throughout the relationship) . the post break up could have the giver feeling like a fool for declaring all that and the reviever could name call giver with things like "liar", "lead me on", "played me", etc. that is not even taking into account how the reciever may manipulate the giver into acting this way.

in short, though it looks good and nice, it is actually unhealthy to do this.

[DizzyDesii]

Facts

[magiusX26]

as to what not to be called/have said, around 80% or more of that. all the simp stuff for one. anything indicating she pegs him.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea and she indicated that HARD

[magiusX26]

i noticed. looks to me more like backhanded compliments or covert attacks.

[DJB72]

I'd probably move, change my number and my name.

Some of those are the things of nightmares

[DizzyDesii]

Daaaamn lmao

[DJB72]

I wouldn't rule out plastic surgery. It's hard to hide a prosthetic leg though...

[DizzyDesii]

Omg dude 💀

[DJB72]

Maybe I've seen "Fatal Attraction" too many times... 🤔🤪

[DizzyDesii]

I can't stand that movie. I wanted the elevator shaft to crash with them both in it

[DJB72]

Rabbit stew anyone? 🤣🤣🤣

[DizzyDesii]

I ain't gone lie, i always wanted to try. And i wish the wife had more backbone. She shouldve popped her hubby in the ass and beat the blondie tf uuuup

[DJB72]

I get rabbit from the local butcher sometimes. It's a healthy meat.

I agree the wife was kinda pathetic 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

I couldve seen the child trying to shoot her before the mom haha. Is rabbit tough? Does it taste like any other meat?

[DJB72]

It's tender if it's cooked right - slowly or braised/stew. Similar taste and texture to game hen. Very lean. Good quality high protein meat.

[DJB72]

Thanks for the MHO 😊

[RoseySarah]

Lmao id do it as a joke 🤪🤣.

That or if I know he is ignoring me 😔.

Really not much need to go that far. I'd say red flag if she was seriously texting that much!

So funny ty

[DizzyDesii]

Someone said she was likely cheating and needed to go home and butter up to him 😭

[RoseySarah]

Hm well probably if she was that stressed 😥.
But I know girls who do that while the guys phone is charging and he sleeps.

Could be she cheated felt so bad 😭

[DizzyDesii]

Any guy/girl blowing someones phone up like this while their person is sleeping is a MENACE

[RoseySarah]

And spoiled

[DizzyDesii]

Soon to be blocked

[Daffotul]

exactly

[Daffotul]

good idea bc that sounds correct

[AviatorTom]

That's over the top. If she sent me that after only a few dates, I'd wonder if she has the right guy. If she sent that and we're in a relationship, I'd wonder what she just smoked.

[DizzyDesii]

🤣😂

[Daffotul]

exactly

[Oliverlogan263]

Mannn, that girl is cray cray if you ever seen or hollered at one! I would've ditched her too after all those crazy messages. No way I'd wanna be with someone that clingy and obsessive, especially so early on. What's with all those weird nicknames too? Boywife? Panty sniffer? Sheep fucker? Who wants their girl calling them that? And spamming my phone with a novel-length text of nonsense? No thanks. Some of those were kinda funny I guess but way too much. She clearly has issues. I wouldn't wanna be her "life support" either, geez. I need space in a relationship, not someone smothering me 24/7. Plus she was insulting him too like "simp" and stuff, not cool. Good for that guy for getting out when he did. A few cute nicknames is one thing but that chick is on another level. Yikes! I'd run too. Clingy girls are the worst, even if they mean well. Let a guy breathe, you know? This proved why too much is definitely not a good thing.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea she a bit psycho

[Oliverlogan263]

Nah that girl nutty as a fruitcake

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[Daffotul]

exactly wtf

[Daffotul]

over the rainbow through the woods and deep down in the pit of Tatarus crazy

[Daffotul]

tartarus

[Oliverlogan263]

@Daffotul For real, this chick is crazier than a bag of smashed assholes! I ain't never seen nobody act that nuts after just TWO DAYS of dating.

Blowin up his phone with a million cringe pet names is bad enough, but "fembussy"? I about lost it when I read that one bro. This girl is loony tunes, straight up batshit banana pants insane!

And the way she kept calling herself his "life support" like he'd cease to exist without her clutching his leg 24/7 - straight up delusional as fuck yo. He barely even knows you!

I'm surprised the guy's phone didn't melt from all the psycho texts she was firing off. Props to him for dumping that nutbag before she could really put him through the wringer. Dude dodged a major missile with that escape.

Talkin bout deeper than Tartarus crazy - girls be cray cray sometimes but this one takes the fuckin cake! No laydeez like that round here, you feel me bro? She needs serious psychotherapy before trying to date again hahaha!

[Daffotul]

exactly weirdo and manipulative as heck sounds like all the narcissistic scammers I've been through

[Daffotul]

love bombing and using you until they discard you or you wise up and block their asses

[Anpu23]

I run a company, on the board of directors for a second and work as an independent contractor for a third. Someone expecting my attention to that level is just annoying. It would be a big red flag for me. And I'd break up with her so fast it would make your head spin. I'd also be afraid that she'd turn into a stalker after I break up with her.

[DizzyDesii]

She definitely seem like the stalking type 😂 Probably leave sticky notes of these comments all over your car 🤣

[mandyfire98]

That would make me want to drop them and then drive me to do drugs. That's straight up awful.

[DizzyDesii]

Not drugs 😂🤣

[ShadezMcgee]

I would be more inclined to take them to a priest for an exorcism. This is way too much if she is trying to be quirky. If it is from a serious point, reiterating my first sentence.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao not an exorcist 😂

[ShadezMcgee]

She is speaking in possessive and demonic assertion. Holy water, chains and Bible readings until it is finished.

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[DubiousIntentions]

Wonder how long they will keep that up before they break up? More interesting would be what would they be saying AFTER the break up? 🤔

[DizzyDesii]

Lol the tweet said he broke up with her two days later

[Daffotul]

as he should

[electromagnetic]

That’s from last week when I took a weekend work trip 😆 wasn’t even gone 2 days

Any more clingy and I’d lose my mind honestly whoever that is is nuts

[DizzyDesii]

Lol how is two texts clingy 😂

[electromagnetic]

Exactly. We don’t want anymore than 2. 😆

[Daffotul]

exactly

[NathanDavis]

for some reason, I thought it was just one picture and thought... "well, some girls are just silly and joke like that"

but then I kept scrolling down forever, lmfao... and thought I would not be surprised if the guy is tied up in her basement... and she's texting back herself from his phone, lmfao...

[DizzyDesii]

Omg this answer 🤣

[NathanDavis]

lmao... tell me you have not seen something like this, in one of those movies... lol

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao more like in my own house. This guy told my mom that he wants to take a break and she told him she’ll see him tomorrow on a date

[NathanDavis]

lmfao...

[DizzyDesii]

He had to ghost her. I dont blame him

[NathanDavis]

lmao...

[Daffotul]

exactly 💯

[Daffotul]

wtf a boundaries please

[RavVid]

Let me put it this way, I couldn't read all the way through. Calling me boywife was a big mistake. Huge. Partly recovered by liege but it really needed to be liege lord after boywife. Girlcock? Pantysniffer?

I have experienced a woman texting me 300 times between 2 am and 3 am. Not up for that

[DizzyDesii]

Yea I don't know where she thought that shit was cute

[RavVid]

To be fair some of it was but she should have saved more than nine tenths for next time and carefully reviewed for insulting things to say to guys.

[DizzyDesii]

I think she sees him as less than and slipped those in there. Im glad he dumped her

[RavVid]

Had't thought of that. She might have been following some consciousness stream and the girlcock penile tickler fembussy boywife simp just flowed out. It was definitely a dump situation

[Daffotul]

Exactly

[Daffotul]

like I said manipulative and wrong

[modeunae]

This is just all fucking... I don' even know, man. It's strange. She can do that when we're in love, but if we're getting to know each other-- that's weird.

Also, a lot of those names are terrible names to call a man. 'My possessive puppy'? 'My collared fembussy'? 'My girlcock enjoyer.'? This girl is just weird. If she were cute, I'd fuck her. But after that?

Nah. Nothing more and I'd tell her why.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao you said fuck and then duck 😩

[modeunae]

Of course. Why wouldn't I?

[Anonymous]

Very relatable for me lol... might be an unpopular opinion but I love it
Really flattering to know she put in so much effort for me lol

[DizzyDesii]

Effort yes but did you read what she called him lmao

[Opinion Owner]

Yes except for a few I find it cool lol

[Opinion Owner]

Uh.. wait a minute.. I think I need to take it back

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao told you!!

[molonski2]

No , that I would really really hate , its just too much , and I'd be far too skeptical of the agenda , or if they were genuinely like that , so pathetic.

[DizzyDesii]

Exactly some say she was sucking up because she was cheating

[Joshydavid25]

If it was much shorter and her just being silly.. I would find it endearing.. But that... Nah, and it seems like even where it was supposed to end there was more.. Must have her the good stuff and she went psycho..

[DizzyDesii]

Lmaooo dickmatized

[Joshydavid25]

Lmao.. And oh and she was wildin with some of those names.. Boywife, little fart cushion, gargantuan simp, girl cock enjoyer is definitely wild, Boywife maid, sheep f**ker, collarwd fembussy, sussy wussy, and the worst of all... Unseasoned chicken eater.. SMH.. Insane..

[DizzyDesii]

Yea like she deserved to be broken up with

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

This is another reason. I'm glad I'm not dating in this day and age of messaging. This would drive me Batshit crazy. The relationship would not last.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

If she actually meant well, and was trying to complement him, it would seem much simpler to be kind and thank him in person for all the positive attributes he brought to the relationship.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea im not into all that texting mess

[syncheart]

I gotta say that I've been online for 21 years. A lot of those years I have talked to girls. Had just one online "girlfriend". Never ever ever have I seen or experienced anything like this!

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao but this wasn't even online. She blew up the poor dudes phone

[syncheart]

We are arguing technicalities here, but basically any smartphone is a computer that is online. Text messaging is not much different to instant messaging. It is just a little variation in technology but text base commutation is the same.

[BoopBoopBeep]

I better know her well enough to know that she's being obnoxious as a joke, because if I thought she was serious she'da been blocked on page 2

[DizzyDesii]

She is serious tho 😩

[BoopBoopBeep]

Yeah that junk is getting blocked a long time ago then. I hate the amount of times I have to pull out my phone to see who is texting me already, I'd have to live with it in my hand for all of that.

[DizzyDesii]

And i am not big on texting at all so it would drive me wild. At least send a voice recording

[BoopBoopBeep]

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[Simslover92]

Damn you found my text messages lol no but seriously that's a bit much. I think I'm clingy when it comes to text messages but not nearly that bad.

[DizzyDesii]

She on a whole notha level

[Simslover92]

Yeah she definitely is lol

[AaronKrieger]

I would mute them because that is annoying 😅 I have muted other people for far less

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha i bet

[Anonymous]

not gonna lie, i'd be extremely annoyed. like extremely. might even block them until they shut up. that is some serious love bombing and probably a toxic person.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea she needs a good blocking

[SotiCoto]

I'd have punched her after the 3rd consecutive message and kept punching every time she posted another.

[DizzyDesii]

Punch? As in hit? As in beat up?

[SotiCoto]

As in "If violence isn't your last resort, you haven't resorted to enough of it". Yes.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, like you said she insulted him a few times. And if a couple are bad they're all bad. It sounds like she's mocking him. I'm sarcastic so I'd probably tell her she's so hot! ALMOST as hot as her sister.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao she went low and you went to hell 😭😩

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, but just the first circle of hell. I said sister. I could have said her mom.😆😈😆

[HouseMoat]

The ONLY reason I might NOT like that, is it would kill my battery. Every text, takes a little bit of your battery life, so, you'd have to think about that

[DizzyDesii]

Oh wow i never thought about that

[Twalli]

Mu girlfriend has dome that on occasion. I also used to type one word at a time when her phone was on vibrate and she would use her phone's vibrations to get off.

[DizzyDesii]

I can't stand single texts. Just send me paragraphs damn

[Twalli]

It was to get her off

[Phoenix98]

It's just a bit much lol I like some clinginess but that's just excessive.

[DizzyDesii]

So excessive

[Phoenix98]

Yup.

[Drumlin2001]

Red flag. All the I love you, hubby bits early into something, seems over the top to me

[DizzyDesii]

Yeah

[Stefan181]

🤣🤣🤣
I was going to say yes, but then I realized I had to do a lot of scrolling
I'd say 2 or 3 pages too many

[DizzyDesii]

Way too many pages

[Starrrboy]

I'm the type that after all this be like " do you think she really likes me? 🤔" lmaooo..

[DizzyDesii]

Omgeeee I can't deal 🤣 You sound like someone so familiar. Like omg how do you not get it

[Starrrboy]

🤣🤣...

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao this gif 😂 but seriously this is more than a hint and dudes still dont get it

[Starrrboy]

Yeah 😅...

[NYCQuestions1976]

Damn. I mean really. DAMN!

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂

[NYCQuestions1976]

@DizzyDesii Response to update: She literally called him out for being lactose intolerant in one of her spasm texts. 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao which was it?

[NYCQuestions1976]

@DizzyDesii In the second-to-last picture:

"my husband that has a milk allergy" 😂😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

Oh gosh lmao

[Chayce]

Not if that many messages were sent. That’s excessive

[DizzyDesii]

I dont even see a “delivered” so he mustve blocked her early on 😂

[Hungryghostwriter]

This is not cute, this is creepy. One message like this once in a while is fine.

[DizzyDesii]

Haha her definition of one message would be fitting all of that into one big text

[Hungryghostwriter]

Yikes no thanks 😬

[Mark987]

That is ABSOLUTELY SCARY. Stay far away from him

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmao! Okay, now that's just a little over the top even for me. 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Haha same and i normally find stuff like this cute but nah she made us look crazy

[Jamie05rhs]

Lol.

[Jamie05rhs]

"my pretty faced penile tickler"
This one cracked me up. 😂😂

[Jamie05rhs]

"my little mayo bottle". 💀

[Jamie05rhs]

Some of these are pretty cringe, though. Wow. I think this guy is... um... ... I don't know what to call it.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea i think she's the dom in that relationship 🤣

[Jamie05rhs]

@DizzyDesii And he's a weird sumbich.

[DizzyDesii]

Oh lord you sound like the Rock

[AimeeKyle]

Uh….. that’s a bit over the top. Might be a bit too much 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Hella much

[the_sinner]

Uhm as long as the texts are a little bit different and witty I wouldn’t mind much during the early stages of my relationship.

[DizzyDesii]

Ya cause that was more insulting than witty

[the_sinner]

True.

[MackBoy]

I think she needs to get some medicine for her madness if she does that to me

[DizzyDesii]

For sure

[Jerre]

I certainly would NOT want her as a partner. I can do much better.

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣

[justabuddy]

I've playfully done something like that, but nothing of that magnitude, like 1/100th of that. Over the top a bit.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[strateguy632]

i would enjoy that

[DizzyDesii]

Oh wow

[Nikki1989]

No, I find that totally annoying.

[DizzyDesii]

I dont blame you

[Avicenna]

Whoa...

[DizzyDesii]

Yea haha

[Agape93]

Holy fucking shit. Partner or not, I'd block them

[DizzyDesii]

Ikr 😂

[Daffotul]

omg way too much walk away

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha

[Daffotul]

not funny that girl is a psychopath or a closet narcissist, it's one thing if they were just friends but if they are dating wtf! That's a version of subtle manipulation and she's trying to trap him with kind words that she is love bombing him with that later she will relinquish and use his vulnerability against him and all this lovey-dovey bs will disappear. No one deserves this level of crazy

[Ms_Facesitter]

No, no I would not :(

[DizzyDesii]

Yeaa

[ariadneR]

A bit much, but girl you do you I guess.

[DizzyDesii]

I didn't do that lmao. Its a twitter post. I said she did way too much

[ariadneR]

Oh I don't think you would do that kinda thing lol.

[Pink2000]

That would get on my damn nerves.

[Meropatrick]

This is just weird.

[DizzyDesii]

Yeah it is

[RedInnocent68]

Yeah, all your commentary… 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Huh?

[RedInnocent68]

‘WTF is a boy wife…’ 🤣🤣🤣

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao i was curious 😂

[RedInnocent68]

I was going to say, ‘not especially, but this is fucking hilarious!’

[worldscolide]

God I'd feel like I was drowning.

[DizzyDesii]

Bet she felt like she was drowning in tears when she got dumped 😩

[iwannaknowrn]

Umm its giving uncover psycho! Cut em off

[DizzyDesii]

🤣🤣🤣 he broke up with her that same week

[magiusX26]

smart man then

[Staximus]

My unseasoned chicken eater?

[DizzyDesii]

Lol thats the worse you saw?

[Staximus]

Not the worst on the list but pretty bad. This isn't the great depression, anybody can at least throw some seasoned salt, garlic powder and black pepper on some yard bird

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂😂

[AnusNdaPainus]

Unseasoned chicken eater is wild. 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

He got some strong taste buds

[clampfan101]

If she didn’t use any of the weird ones, yes. lol

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

Just reading that was annoying lol

[DizzyDesii]

I knooooow right

[Minahh]

I like a bit of clinginess but this is horrifying

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao it sure is 😂

[TallAnon]

After 1 screenshot it was already too much

[DizzyDesii]

😂😂 Think of it as a video game

[FenixG45]

Okay. THIS person is NUTZ!

[DizzyDesii]

Yes!!

[Tim-loves-it]

ROFLMAO! some of these terms!

[DizzyDesii]

I know 💀

[Anonymous]

Ew. The heck is wrong with her.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao

[Opinion Owner]

I think she was trolling him to piss him off because she thinks it's funny to piss him off.

[DizzyDesii]

Well thats why she got dumped

[Opinion Owner]

Tbh it's kinda funny

[Opinion Owner]

He couldn't handle her 😂🤣😂

[DizzyDesii]

Who could

[Opinion Owner]

Eh I see it as she was just trolling him. The things she says are actually funny. If he can't laugh then... I don't know what to say.

[SAMI_DABBAB]

Everyday

[DizzyDesii]

Oooo okay