Guys, which Disney Princess would you be if you had to choose one?

[Anonymous]

Girls, feel free to answer too. 😂

Aurora or Snow White

Belle or Cinderella

Ariel or Jasmine

Tiana or Mulan

Pocahontas or Moana

Rapunzel or Merida

Anna or Elsa (Technically they are Queens but whatever lol)

[NamerOfStars]

Well... Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora just sit around and wait for someone to come help them; I'd suck at that (well, maybe not Aurora; I get into sleeping for a decade or two). And I haven't seen Mulan, Moana, Rapunzel, or whatever movie Meridia's from (and I'd worry about getting confused with the Daedric prince, anyway). I'm not as industrious as Tiana, as love-blinded as Ariel or as naive as Anna. So from those who're left...

My gut reaction is to say Belle, since I could probably handle the transition from "bookish nerd" to "bookish nerd who can pull off a massively yellow ball gown" without too much trouble. And a lifetime of reading while being entertained by singing cutlery doesn't sound so bad- but I doubt I'd be content sitting by and ignoring the fact that said cutlery was in fact the innocent staff of a ten-year-old boy who'd gotten them all cursed due to one stupid (and admittedly cruel) decision. I'd be the Belle who looks through the castle's library to find books of arcane lore and accidentally releases a demon that terrorizes the countryside. That could be awesome, but it wouldn't be very Disney.

I could probably do Pocahantas, since she saw a problem and actually DID something about it; but I doubt having a figure like that at the age of TEN does ANYTHING good for your psychology- wait, are we counting the movie, or the history? Let's move on.

Jasmine- my problem here is the outfit. Yeah, if I had that figure, I'd probably want to show it off too, but that's going to get WAY more attention than I'd want. I couldn't even claim I was trying to make people underestimate me, since I spend all my time cooped up in the palace. My lawyer-duel with princess Yum Yum would be something to see, though- but again, not very Disney.

Okay, Elsa. Now, I don't have any magical ice powers, unless I've developed them since yesterday morning; let me check. Nope. Nor do I think I'd be content to sit on them, or able to bounce back so quickly from years of depression and isolation.

Hmm... tough call. I think I'm going to go with Leia.

[Asker]

hahaha thanks for the long and well-thought out answer. I don't blame you for choosing Leia either. I only listed the "official" princess but I did think out including the others too.

[NamerOfStars]

Technically, I suppose it WAS cheating, but I might as well get SOMETHING out of Disney on that front. And hey, she's tough, brave, adaptable, compassionate, cool under pressure, AND looks good in skimpy clothes; what's not to like?

[razelove]

Elsa, the whole discovery of herself in the first one, the badass powers, also if she was flesh and blood she would be ridiculously hot, scary too. I've had to watch frozen way too many times with my daughters, but you start to find parts you like after enough repetition.

I mean, there isn't much she can't do, oh, she doesn't have animal friends like the other disney princesses... but she can freeze the ocean or every drop of a person's blood. I'd stay close and shower her with compliments, if I could be her, well, I'd miss my penis and make an ice one to remind me of it's glory, massive ice penises sprouting across the landscape.

That would be carthatic enough to let me rule the world, also have blizzards center on the tip of my ice penises, I mean, why not?

[CalmYourTits]

Tiana. Not because I look like her because I don't, but because we are literally the same personality! I am always like, "I just have to work harder!", and I sacrifice friends, family, and even having a relationship just because I want my dream to come true. "and I'm almost there... There's been trials and tribulations... You know I've had my share... But I've climbed the mountain... I've crossed the river... And I'm almost there!"

Runner ups would be:
Anna, Belle, Merida, Pocahontas, Mulan, and I want to be like Elsa, but my sister is more of the Elsa.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Who is that in your profile pic, looks quite alluring

[CalmYourTits]

@Aakash_Hangargi It's a painting I like

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Wow she looks so real, like is she someone in real life or just someone's imagination.
Nonethe less I also like it/her if only she could be real it would be nice 🙂

[CalmYourTits]

@Aakash_Hangargi I just found it online.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Thanks @claimYourTits 🙂

[Flower7]

I'd probably pick Ariel. It was sad that she wanted to be a part of the above-the-sea world but couldn't. Losing her voice wasn't good either. But her ocean life seemed like a lot of fun.

[smahala1991]

Honestly I would rather be Rapunzel or Elsa.

[errorgoodnameunfound]

WTF? How fucking dare you not put Kuzco on here! He is THE Best Disney Princess, no QUEEEN. Hell, goddam EMPEROR! He is THE fuckin 10/10 among Disney Princesses. That is a FACT.
Period.
No contest.
No argument.
Nada.
There is no other opinion.

[Jjpayne]

I chose ariel and as a real life idea here is some cosplay

[RawIronhide]

Ariel for sure, she's my favorite and has the best singing voice. "Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun, wandering free, wish I could be, part of that world" say that shit ain't fire lol.🔥

[locutus9999]

rapunsel... as a dude i am leting my hair grow... takes an eternity. so... the job will be done. plus she have the life that sucks the least. do not need o kiss a gigant dog. neither a frog, nor live like a viking, be mistreated by sisters, be poisoned, or cursed, se your people dye, have to hunt, go to war, She can basically be cure and adorable...

[locutus9999]

cute*

[MCheetah]

Assuming they'd all be over the age of consent, 18, I always found Jasmine to be the most attractive. Then Pocahontas and Elsa, who have the MILF vibe going for them (which is ironic, because Pocahontas in real life, was the youngest out of all of these, yet they made her look 30 in the Disney movies). Elsa also has that mature vibe to her because of her voice actress, "Adele Dazeem" (Idina Menzel) who in real life, is like 50 years old.

[Inexpensivefurniture]

Aurora definitely. She barely gets hurt once and then has to lay down for a couple days? Very relateable.

[Aurora1010]

I am already Aurora 😂
I would choose Jasmine Ariel or Pocahontas they are my favorites
Or Moanaaaaa cause she lives in beautiful polynesia 😍😎

[NathanDavis]

Elsa, without a doubt and no hesitation. I really don't like heat. and having the possibility of endless creations was something I wanted as a kid.

[Mellifluous_]

Probably Rapunzel but only because Eugene is somehow the hottest cartoon character I've ever laid my eyes on? 😭

[FictionalCharacter]

Kida

[DizzyDesii]

I will forever be Ariel, Jasmine, and Rapunzel because my disney crushes have always been Eric, Aladdin and Flynn lol.

[Anonymous]

I dont know enough about Disney princesses to be sure about my answer but I am going to go with Merida because she has awesome hair and is apparently rebellious which sounds like me though i haven't seen the film.

Also she is from Pixar which isn't quite Disney which is nice because Disney is such an awful darkside company.

[PinkMichae]

Arial because I'd love to be able to swim all through the ocean singing. Plus I'd get a hot prince.

[Nesssa_a]

I always thought Mulan was the most beautiful princess.

[Levin]

I would be snow white. Because I'm virginally pure and also downtrodden.

[Levin]

Wait, I mean, Cinderella. Fuck.

[HighValue]

Second from the top right. The redhaired archer one.

[Egirl28]

Ariel i always wanted a prince eric when I was younger.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Jasmine my first love, I liked her blossom and that her strap used to slip 😍.

I got infatuated by that

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Oops i read the question wrong 😂 I read it as which princess you would like to be with!!! 😜😜😜

[errorgoodnameunfound]

you would of answered that wrong anyways. The answer when mentioning Disney Princesses is always Kuzco. It's just fact. :)

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Whose kuzco?

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Whose Kuzco?

This guy!
Emperor's New Groove
If you haven't seen it yet, ya got hw m8!

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Yeah this guy I had seen

[NYCQuestions1976]

I wouldn't "want to be" any of them, but having Elsa's superpower to control all things Winter would be pretty damn cool.

[Vetis]

Pocahontas because she gets to meet an alien from another world. Something you could never imagine before it happens, and i know i like unpredicted excitement.

[worldscolide]

Voted Merida. She is the only one i even slightly like.

[Pete671]

The one on the top right, in the pink dress, I don't know their names so didn't vote,,,

[Prettysammie]

Mulan because she’s a badass and has a healthy relationship with her parents.

[Waldoe]

damn... what an Odd question... Cinderella, if I'm going be a girl, I want a Prince to rescue me

[Holisticapproachsara]

We all want that😂

[TallAnon]

Moana, because she made clear decisions and just went for what she wanted.

[AshleySeeks]

As in date? Hands down Belle from Beauty and the Beast. To me, she's my ideal woman, nice, kind, big heart and a book lover

[Anonymous]

pocantas or moana caus they have the most interesting life going on like adventorous

[TOTEMPLASTER]

I'm not familiar with these fictional characters so whichever princess is a bull dyke.

[FakeNIK]

Elsa I mean she got superpowers & shit

[Asker]

Factsss

[FakeNIK]

Anything for a dear old friend 😂

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Eh I guess that's sorta cool, but Kronk tho. There is no competition.

[YaBoiJacob]

I'm Asian so I'm obligated to choose mulan, but I want to wield a pan so repunzel. :)

[Anonymous]

i be the Tangled chick and look at my sweet rack in her mirror all day

[John_Doesnt]

It looks like the only ones I want are underage, so nobody.

[Catlover111]

Ariel so I could be a mermaid of course :)

[Nawlins34]

Tiana, no doubt! I'm from New Orleans!

[Holisticapproachsara]

Aurora, i love napping

[itsmeamy]

Ariely I love swimming

[itsmeamy]

Ariel phone typo

[Agape93]

Why is Kida never on these lists lol

[errorgoodnameunfound]

I feel your pain. I would vote Kuzco but ya know. Has to be a "mainstream" princess. *eyeroll*

[Lynx122]

Elsa of course she has super powers!

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Eh, I think Princess Kuzco could sing better though. Just imagine.

Boom babyyyy
Boom babyyyyyyyyy
No mother fuckin touchyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
boom babyyyyy
boom babyyyyyyyyyy
hate your hair, you're not likelyyyyyyyyy
hit the roooooooooooad
Buuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkky
I'm a llama FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[katiesmuff]

I would want to be Pocahontas or Moana

[HiveBee]

Pocahontas. She's a badass.

[Miristheiss]

Elsa... SUPER POWERS!

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Psssh, she has nothing on Kronk's cooking abilities. Set your bar higher dude, damn.

[bend-u-ovr]

You've meant sissies cause men hulk smash or superman not no princess an you men that participated in this sissy charade turn in your man card

[BedheadGreg]

Milan easy.

She got the best music

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Yah, I guess I can see that.
Then again, she's the type to never be a perfect bride or perfect daughter.
She couldn't even tell who that girl was staring back at her, unsure when her reflection would show who she was inside.
Whoever it was, I'd hope she'd not be a girl who's got a brain and always speaks her mind.
Nah, I'd hope Mr. Shang would make a man out of her, as men are the superior and dark side of the moon.
Despite all this, she did bring honor to us all by staying true to her heart.
:)

[errorgoodnameunfound]

mysterious not superior* (in lyrics at least :) )

[JosyJosy]

Merida. I'll be shooting for my own hand.

[amaguqe]

Fuck Disney
San (girl from princess mononoke) all the way :D

[trees4blue]

Merida or Rapunzel for sure. 😆🖤

[lucas262]

I'm between Mulan and pocahontas they where badass

[collie22]

I was Ariel for a couple years

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Mulan or the Scottish one, I forgot her name

[tennisgirly]

Haha Merida lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

@tennisgirly Bag pipe go yee yee yeeeeee yeta yee ya yee yee yee.

[Anonymous]

Pocahontas because of native American roots:)

[OddBeMe]

Belle liked to read at least.

[David_Bayer]

Elza she has some dope magic.

[JamesRandiDebates]

Which one had the superpowers? I pick her.

[krin_m]

I voted D, they are hot!

[imissmyex]

Ariel or Jasmine

[chriscdi]

the one from brave

[MADIQ]

Jasmine beats them all with her Arabian face.

[Dsg1193]

Belle

[Iron_Man]

Princess Máiiréad 😊