Well... Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora just sit around and wait for someone to come help them; I'd suck at that (well, maybe not Aurora; I get into sleeping for a decade or two). And I haven't seen Mulan, Moana, Rapunzel, or whatever movie Meridia's from (and I'd worry about getting confused with the Daedric prince, anyway). I'm not as industrious as Tiana, as love-blinded as Ariel or as naive as Anna. So from those who're left...
My gut reaction is to say Belle, since I could probably handle the transition from "bookish nerd" to "bookish nerd who can pull off a massively yellow ball gown" without too much trouble. And a lifetime of reading while being entertained by singing cutlery doesn't sound so bad- but I doubt I'd be content sitting by and ignoring the fact that said cutlery was in fact the innocent staff of a ten-year-old boy who'd gotten them all cursed due to one stupid (and admittedly cruel) decision. I'd be the Belle who looks through the castle's library to find books of arcane lore and accidentally releases a demon that terrorizes the countryside. That could be awesome, but it wouldn't be very Disney.
I could probably do Pocahantas, since she saw a problem and actually DID something about it; but I doubt having a figure like that at the age of TEN does ANYTHING good for your psychology- wait, are we counting the movie, or the history? Let's move on.
Jasmine- my problem here is the outfit. Yeah, if I had that figure, I'd probably want to show it off too, but that's going to get WAY more attention than I'd want. I couldn't even claim I was trying to make people underestimate me, since I spend all my time cooped up in the palace. My lawyer-duel with princess Yum Yum would be something to see, though- but again, not very Disney.
Okay, Elsa. Now, I don't have any magical ice powers, unless I've developed them since yesterday morning; let me check. Nope. Nor do I think I'd be content to sit on them, or able to bounce back so quickly from years of depression and isolation.
Hmm... tough call. I think I'm going to go with Leia.
Elsa, the whole discovery of herself in the first one, the badass powers, also if she was flesh and blood she would be ridiculously hot, scary too. I've had to watch frozen way too many times with my daughters, but you start to find parts you like after enough repetition.
I mean, there isn't much she can't do, oh, she doesn't have animal friends like the other disney princesses... but she can freeze the ocean or every drop of a person's blood. I'd stay close and shower her with compliments, if I could be her, well, I'd miss my penis and make an ice one to remind me of it's glory, massive ice penises sprouting across the landscape.
That would be carthatic enough to let me rule the world, also have blizzards center on the tip of my ice penises, I mean, why not?
Tiana. Not because I look like her because I don't, but because we are literally the same personality! I am always like, "I just have to work harder!", and I sacrifice friends, family, and even having a relationship just because I want my dream to come true. "and I'm almost there... There's been trials and tribulations... You know I've had my share... But I've climbed the mountain... I've crossed the river... And I'm almost there!"
Runner ups would be:
Anna, Belle, Merida, Pocahontas, Mulan, and I want to be like Elsa, but my sister is more of the Elsa.
I'd probably pick Ariel. It was sad that she wanted to be a part of the above-the-sea world but couldn't. Losing her voice wasn't good either. But her ocean life seemed like a lot of fun.
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Honestly I would rather be Rapunzel or Elsa.
WTF? How fucking dare you not put Kuzco on here! He is THE Best Disney Princess, no QUEEEN. Hell, goddam EMPEROR! He is THE fuckin 10/10 among Disney Princesses. That is a FACT.
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I chose ariel and as a real life idea here is some cosplay
Ariel for sure, she's my favorite and has the best singing voice. "Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun, wandering free, wish I could be, part of that world" say that shit ain't fire lol.🔥
rapunsel... as a dude i am leting my hair grow... takes an eternity. so... the job will be done. plus she have the life that sucks the least. do not need o kiss a gigant dog. neither a frog, nor live like a viking, be mistreated by sisters, be poisoned, or cursed, se your people dye, have to hunt, go to war, She can basically be cure and adorable...
Assuming they'd all be over the age of consent, 18, I always found Jasmine to be the most attractive. Then Pocahontas and Elsa, who have the MILF vibe going for them (which is ironic, because Pocahontas in real life, was the youngest out of all of these, yet they made her look 30 in the Disney movies). Elsa also has that mature vibe to her because of her voice actress, "Adele Dazeem" (Idina Menzel) who in real life, is like 50 years old.
Aurora definitely. She barely gets hurt once and then has to lay down for a couple days? Very relateable.
I am already Aurora 😂
I would choose Jasmine Ariel or Pocahontas they are my favorites
Or Moanaaaaa cause she lives in beautiful polynesia 😍😎
u Elsa, without a doubt and no hesitation. I really don't like heat. and having the possibility of endless creations was something I wanted as a kid.
Probably Rapunzel but only because Eugene is somehow the hottest cartoon character I've ever laid my eyes on? 😭
Kida
I will forever be Ariel, Jasmine, and Rapunzel because my disney crushes have always been Eric, Aladdin and Flynn lol.
I dont know enough about Disney princesses to be sure about my answer but I am going to go with Merida because she has awesome hair and is apparently rebellious which sounds like me though i haven't seen the film.
Also she is from Pixar which isn't quite Disney which is nice because Disney is such an awful darkside company.
Arial because I'd love to be able to swim all through the ocean singing. Plus I'd get a hot prince.
I always thought Mulan was the most beautiful princess.
I would be snow white. Because I'm virginally pure and also downtrodden.
Second from the top right. The redhaired archer one.
Ariel i always wanted a prince eric when I was younger.
Jasmine my first love, I liked her blossom and that her strap used to slip 😍.
I got infatuated by that
I wouldn't "want to be" any of them, but having Elsa's superpower to control all things Winter would be pretty damn cool.
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