He's always making a mess.
He picks his nose, expels the snot, then rolls it between his fingers and rolls it into a ball and throws it at me.
As if that's not enough, he sometimes takes a plastic bag in his hand and farts in it, then yells that I brought you the breeze of the Alps while I was sleeping, and burst the bag in my ear.
How many times did my father get angry and punish him, but he still doesn't give up on being dirty.
What do you think I should do?
There are two things you need to do. The first thing is that you need to start farting on him back. My sister used to burp and fart on me all the time just like your brother, but now I can get revenge by burping and farting on her. It won’t make her stop, but it gives her a taste of her own medicine.
Now, just taking this approach alone isn’t enough. Men belch and fart FAR more than women due to their high testosterone levels which make them gassy, so in a raw fart battle, your brother will always beat you. Luckily for you, your sibling is male. All men have the ultimate human weak spot - testicles. All it takes is one flick and he’s down, but you need to be cautious about it. If you so much as tap or flick him in the nuts, he’ll burp and fart a lot, which seems to be what’s bothering you right now. It’s just how men react when you hit them in the balls. If you kick him full force in the balls, he will most likely shit his pants and puke, so that might be excessive.
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Sounds like brothers and sisters for you... i know some who are in there 40s and when they together you think they were 4
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offer to let him see you naked if he cleans up 🤣
He needs a swift kick in the balls.
That’s feral. Disgusting. 🤮
Hit him good
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