Last Halloween I went to a fancy dress party with my friends and friend of friends, at the time I was speaking to someone on and off who was there and as I was at down with my friends having a fish bowl I notice someone who I used to work with a mouthy goth ironically started talking to him, despite my friends best efforts to calm me down I stormed over there to tell her to back the fuck off because I was talking to him and she was showing no respect! ! I simply told her to "back off" to which she found this amusing and referenced my previous with guys at which point I pointed out to the crowd and asked if they "knew what that smell was" *now stopped and watching" the fact she looked like Velma off scooby doo mixed with a member of the band kiss! at which point she claimed I "didn't own a pair or socks, so id blame the smell on them and pointed to my feet" so I grabbed the grabbed the right side of her hair and she then stood on my foot to which I lost grip of her hair and as I got my head up she then pushed a full Mocha cream pie in my face! I coudnt stop coughing my face was whipped cream forehead to chin ! 10 months on people and my friends and family even bring it up to rib me and t pisses me off cos guys fight all the time where as this wasn't even a fight to "win or lose"
This is not a fight. It is more akin to a scene from an old-timey movie from 1919 or 1920. Maybe starring Charlie Chaplin. But for sure silent. Around the time of the Spanish Flu pandemic. Seems like whenever we have a global pandemic, pies start flying.
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“I grabbed the right side of her hair” — that was an assault. It was a fight and you started it. Grow up.
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It souds like you were consistently the aggressor, you made it a physical fight when you grabbed her hair, and she ended it in a funny way by pieing you. I would have liked to have seen that, and would definitely still be laughing at you for it the following year.
Here we go with the pie-in-the-face fetish - this poster used to be a woman here.
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