Will you please join me in my quest to save the tuna?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I already posted on this site that my best friend is a skunk

Her and I go way back, and it's a long story. But my second best friend is a tuna fish. When I go to the ocean, and call out her name, people call me crazy. Well, the laugh's on them, because I have a ream of papers from the doctors explaining that I've gotten much better, and I'm no longer crazy. So they can put that in their pipe and smoke it! Who our friends are, is our business. I currently have 12 fruit flies in my apartment, but I only like two of them. I think the other 10 are jerks. I'm not trying to be, judgmental, but they never want to hear about my thoughts and feelings. It's always about them. What does it mean?

[exitseven]

Do you know this guy?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I work with him.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[SnowedIn]

But I thought that my big tuna would please you?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I want you to ask this question.

"Is it the size of the tuna, or more how you use the tuna?"

Not a single human on the planet will be able to answer that. lol

[SnowedIn]

@gummy_cluster... before I answer, I need to know do you want my tuna in oil or water?

[Gummy_Cluster]

They stopped selling it in oil where I live. Tuna oil is great for your heart, because it is full of fatty 3 Amigo acids. My cousin's wife hates me and her husband because we don't worship the fact that she teaches Spanish in high school. (she's a gringo, like me)

Gummy: Randy, these elk tacos are yummy. How do you say "taco" in Mexican?
Randy: (shit eating grin, but afraid to reply)
Jill: IT'S NOT CALLED MEXICAN, IT'S CALLED Spanish!
Gummy: No, I'm not talking about Spain, I'm talking about Mexico.

(She leaves the room, and my cuz brings me another beer) lol

My aunt and uncle raised my brother and I. My cousins are my best friends. I would take a bullet for them, and they would do the same for me. Randy was a golden glove boxer, and I've seen him cold-cock many guys who treated me badly at parties. Blood is thicker than water.

[SnowedIn]

"I'm talking about Mexico" lmao!

Two important questions:
1. what kind of beer did cuz bring you?
2. so, you'd like you're tuna in blood?
Bonus question:
B. what does it mean?

[Gummy_Cluster]

1. Coors light.
2. I'm German/American, and I remember vividly my grandma catching the blood running out of the pigs throat when they made blood sausage.


B. Google the meaning of life, and you will find that it's "42." I'm not joking.

Open your Googler, and Google the meaning of life. Did you know that the meaning of life is 42? ↗

[gorydetails]

You can’t tuna fish but you can tuna piano.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Would you rather have roses on your piano, or two lips on your organ?

[gorydetails]

The latter

[Adogdog]

That's cute!