- Girls don't exist
- Eyebrows are CGI created by the Soviet Union
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Women do this due to KGB undercover Ops that they did in the 1960's. The Soviet Union did this because they thought that, if women would make their eyebrows all fucked up, it would make men not want to have sex with them and in turn reduce the number of babies being born. This tactic was something that was also supported by Stalin against the Nazi regime in 1938. They expected that by 2085 the United states would have only around 70 million people, and would become easy to invade without risking nuclear war.