I don't want to wear socks anymore?

[extraordinaryidiot]

Yes, you heard me. I'm not going to wear socks anymore.

Why? All my life, i have spent so much time wearing socks that now i have officially decided to throw them out of my life. Its a tough decision. I know people will hate me for this.

But, tell me something? Who am i living for? The society? No. I am an individual!! I have rights!!

Do you wear socks? How often do you wear them?

Are you anti-sock's?

Yes, i wear them.

No, i don't wear them. They stink. I'm with you!!

I spray cologne on my foot. Its an effective way to ward of the nasty smell. I'll join your team.

I wear flip flops. So you and sock lovers can go to hell.

[sovetskii13]

I always wear socks. Well, except when swimming, showering, and sleeping. I don't feel comfortable being barefoot. I'm not insecure about feet, I just don't like the physical feeling of being barefoot.
If you don't want to wear socks, fine. What's the big deal?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

"I am an individual!!", Nah, you're a tool.

[extraordinaryidiot]

The last thing i would want is someone like you to disrupt and cause havoc in my determination to succeed in life!!! Don't you have a heart?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Yes. I do. It is you who does not. You rebel and refuse to perform customs based on what? You're just a rebellious punk. Socks are an integral part of life, they protect your feet, they prevent problems with the archs having no padding, and they prevent your feet from sweating into your shoes and ruining the soles. Yet here you are, fighting...

[extraordinaryidiot]

Yes, i'm a rebel!!

As a fellow human, you must've analysed this strange world!! But for my sake, just look at this world from an unemotional and detached perspective. Can't you see that without guys like me, the world would be too boring? Huh? Come on... Speak up!! You unfortunate piece of fossil!!

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

So you think you make the world interesting by not wearing socks and declaring this to us all? There was am an who did not talk, not one word, for 20 years, and your first step is to not wear socks and for no good reason, no sound reason, no philosophical or driven reason.

You are the embodiment of The Boredom of the World. Men who act with purpose! They are the ones who carry us all in Awe.

[extraordinaryidiot]

Yes, i do have a hidden purpose behind my hatred for socks...

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

Does it involve some kind of hot scandalous action between you and your aunt? If not it better be something related to Communism and your rejection of it.

[extraordinaryidiot]

No. It does not involve any kind of salacious acts.

Alright, listen to my story. When i was cute little kid, i used to wear socks all the time. One day, i saw a beautiful woman walk inside a room. I followed her. There were a lot of people dancing as if they have lost all of their 5 senses. I had to blend in because i did not desire to be noticed. I was wearing my favourite "Teddy bear" printed socks. As i was dancing furiously, i slipped (i was wearing socks so its pretty much obvious). As soon as i fell, a number of dancers tripped over me causing me unbearable pain. Some broke their teeth and some their limbs. I, however ran away from that place as soon as i could. Such an incident caused immense shame. But i was holding my grudge against these socks, but now... Enough is enough... Vengeance sounds pleasurable...

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

... Is this real life? Am I on drugs?

[extraordinaryidiot]

Why don't you flip a coin?

[Cheeky_Unfortunate]

I think I may...

[Mixed2Mama]

I hate anything on my feet. I wear sandals all day! Socks are lame! Only wear them if I wear sneakers which isnever. I don't wear them in my boots either. I don't want my feet burning up! It's just going to make my whole body hot.

[AVeryCuriousGirl]

Finally someone who gets it!
I hate socks and i plan not to wear them for a very long time. All the guys who i have dated dont wear socks anymore, at least when they are with me!
Barefoot for life

[ArabianPwincess197]

yes i wear them but I then I don't have smelly feet. I get pedicures done by my mum, I have various cool scented feet lotions and bath salts so yep everything is awesome

[extraordinaryidiot]

Feet lotions? Bath salts? These my suit you!! But do you know how i feel? Anyways, be prepared, because in the future i might ban all types of socks from the face of this earth!! Wait for me...

[extraordinaryidiot]

Might*

[chocolateismylover]

lmao I haven't had a good chocolate bar in so long

[AVeryCuriousGirl]

Im with u!! I would kill to make the socks disappear. I think that they are not sexy and that they are gross. I can't stand socks, barefoot all year and its wonderful!

[kambo_trick3y]

I like to sit in my bathtub from time to time and pretend I'm a sailor.

[extraordinaryidiot]

I'm just like you

[Anonymous]

I can't believe someone would do this to themselves...and on purpose. Do you know how many diseases you will put yourself at risk for?

Do you realize the world will turn it's back on you for being a freak? Not to mention how many lives you are putting in danger because of your selfish wants?

You better look long and hard at your decision before you totally ruin your life.

[Anonymous]

I'm totally with you! I've not worn a pair of socks for 10 years (I'm 19 now). I mostly wear sandals and, when it's cold, I just wear my sneakers or boots sockless. It can sounds crazy but I don't even own any socks in my wardrobe.

The only time I had to wear socks in the last 10 years was , last year, when I went playing bowling. The manager saw me wearing the bowling shoes I rented him sockless and said it was unhygienic for next customers. He borrowed me a pair of socks and forced me to put them on. As my feet had not been in socks for many years, I felt very very uncomfortable and had to remove my socks like 10 minutes after putting them on. The manager saw I was sockless again in his shoes and got angry. I finished the game totally barefoot because it was less bad than wearing socks.

So I can tell you that I'm entirely ANTISOCKS and actually don't even remember how it feels to wear some.

[RedThread]

I support you but I wear socks because shoes stink like old ass when socks aren't worn.. They get gross and soggy too. Wear open air stuff like flip flops man.

[NoblesseOblige]

I like socks, but I support you!

[extraordinaryidiot]

I knew you would never betray me!! Charlieeeeeeee!!

[NoblesseOblige]

NEVAR! LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE APARRRRRRRRRRRRT :p

[extraordinaryidiot]

Oh yea!!! JOOOOOCYYYY!!! :P

[shacodraco]

You sir, are an extraordinary idiot!

[extraordinaryidiot]

Thank you!! Your words are inspiring!!

[PANDAmonium]

You're feet are going to smell like shit

[ArabianPwincess197]

yep lol

[PANDAmonium]

also Your* not you're

[extraordinaryidiot]

Listen. I have been in love with Panda's since the day i was born. I also have been told that the nurse who held me in her hands was a strange mix of panda and human. I like cuddling with Panda's as well.

But you... You dare to insult a lover like me? Were did your honour and respect as a panda go? I hope you don't have black & white issues since you're a panda!!!...

[PANDAmonium]

Hey man look I was just looking out for you. If you want your feet to be free you just have to deal with smelly feet. I was trying to show you all sides of the issue.

[extraordinaryidiot]

Yes, i understand. I have a thing for Panda's so i will spare you...

[PANDAmonium]

Good good

[chocolateismylover]

Im a sock freak. Wear them almost 24/7.

[extraordinaryidiot]

*Writes your name down on my hit list* Thank you very much for answering. Be careful... You might get hurt...

[chocolateismylover]

I thought we were friends :(

[extraordinaryidiot]

Oh yes we are!! I was only writing down your name so that i can celebrate your existence!! I might send chocolates to you in the near future!!

[ArabianPwincess197]

so many fake promises lol

[ArabianPwincess197]

besides ur going to send chocolates to chocolates hmm - she eats them 24/7 lol

[chocolateismylover]

Yay. My new best friend !