The "slimming" fad: Girls insert alcohol drenched tampons to get drunk, your thoughts?

Question

There was a "drinking" or alcohol-consumption fad where girls would insert a tampon downtown when its drenched in spirit/hard alcohol, typically vodka to get drunk.  Would you try it, what are your thoughts? Girls I know it seems like a sweet deal, getting drunk from a tampon but believe me, there are strings attached! 
 
 And you girls thought it was bad when you came home drunk from a party and your parents smelled your breath ;)

ZanyInternetName · Accepted Answer

Well, inserting even minor amounts of hard alcohol into one's digestive tract from the wrong end can cause oneself to be intoxicated, half of one's normal maximum usually ends up deadly. Of course, that's not the orifice you're talking about. It still shows how potent such things can be and if alcohol can be absorbed in there as well and go directly into the blood stream, well, that sounds both stupid and smart.

Also, on the second paragraph you wrote - I'm sure they know there's strings attached, it's a tampon after all :P

Patrickjv · Accepted Answer

Shit now I want a vagina to try this. Wonder if it works in the other hole

MlleCake · Accepted Answer

You don't put it in your vagina. Alcohol BURNS like crazy on tissue like the vagina. Try dribbling some in your eye. Any woman would know this, instantly.

It's other drugs that you can administer vaginally. Think in terms of hallucinogens and things in the amphetamine family.

Alcohol can be administered rectally, but it's dangerous.

PrinceyPru · Accepted Answer

BAD.
YOU ARE MUCH MORE LIKELY TO GO INTO SOCK OR SOMETHING FROM THAT THAN JUST DRINKING IT.
YOU CAN FUCK UP YOUR VAGINA AND HEY HORRIBLE INFECTIONS.
IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER DEPENDING ON THE ALCOHOL TOUCHING YOUR COOTCH.
NOPE. BIG NO. BAD. GROSS.

anmari2001 · Accepted Answer

Because drinking vodka through cup or bottle is too mainstream, let's get creative, what could possibly get wrong 👏

BleepRawrsaurus_Rex · Accepted Answer

Ugh wouldn’t that burn? That seems stupid af and like it would give you toxic shock syndrome

WalterRadio · Answer

I doubt one could absorb enough alcohol that way to get drunk, but if one could, if the alcohol is in the bloodstream, it gets metabolized, which means it carries calories.

I would think it would kill the good bacteria in the vagina, allowing all kinds of nasties to grow in there.

ADFSDF1996 · Answer

*shakes head in disbelief* another pointless fad.

Cammy137 · Answer

This was a thing when I was in high school and they had to actually hold assemblies warning against doing it

dardorsama · Answer

OMG for real? girls are doing this now?

That's kinda risky for the girls vagina since alcohol dries the cells and the vagina should be moist all the time.

I'm not a gynecologist but that would definitely mess up the vagina PH levels and might lead to other health complications.

lumos · Answer

Gross. And dangerous. No I wouldn't try it because I'm not an idiot for one, and second of all I don't even drink.

Sauron2099 · Answer

Reminds me of a guy who injected cocaine into his penis, regardless to say, it fell off.

Compodulator · Answer

I want to see actual, not anecdotal evidence of this happening. Even the "I heard of it, I tried it, I accidentally castrated myself" kind of thing. And not from FOX.

acooke-13 · Answer

The most ridiculous, idiotic thing I've heard. You need help if you do this

themetalhead · Answer

sounds pretty dumb, and more dangerous. probably would burn like a motherfucker. nah, lemme come home from a party with booze breath haha

SportsBrah · Answer

There is even a more extreme fad which is called butt chugging, you do a handstand while someone holds your legs open, and some other person pours the alcohol right into your butthole.

uhjustsomechick · Answer

Did you get this off the dark side of tumblr bc I have never heard of this before

fauchelevent · Answer

Amazing 😂 I've heard of this before, I kinda imagine it to be painful?

just_tired · Answer

Now that's just stupid.. though I'm not really one to talk. Tried sniffers once with 80% alcohol. The hangover was unbelievable..

Gingerbread-Man · Answer

Yeah that's an urban legend that has been around for a LONG time.

Jimarie496 · Answer

I prefer to drink the alcohol, there's nothing fun in just putting a tampon soaked in alcohol in there.

Patricknotastar · Answer

the stuff that absorbs the liquid in tampons is not edible. When you drink from the tampons, you're getting some of that stuff too. (It's actually the same substance used in diapers)

vashsoltek · Answer

Wouldn't the alcohol dry stuff up down there or cause an inffection adding more yeast to the area either way i don't think it's a good idea... and the smell... yeah i'm drunk lets fuck pulls out tampon... nope not a good idea

kaajal · Answer

Why would anyone in their right minds, do something that sounds so stupid.

JimRSmith · Answer

Never heard of this before, but it doesn't sound like it wouldn't work, either?

markscott · Answer

I wonder if the alcohol concentration could harm the delicate tissue in the vagina.

lilaqua · Answer

There's no way that's enough alcohol to get anyone drunk.

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

So I know it works in the ass (not personally), but it works in the vagina as well?

Halfbloodprince203 · Answer

Never heard of it. I don’t think any girl would do it. Probably it will hurt af

Thatblokeoverthere · Answer

is this not a little like the coffee enemas to get you super lively

Browneye57 · Answer

Dumb. Evidently the college kids are doing vodka enemas too. pfft.

Mrblueballs42 · Answer

dont see how this took off. Dony let them do this it could kill them.

ghostqueen · Answer

I respect my vagina too much to bother.

Anonymous · Answer

I have a feeling this wasn’t as common as News outlets made it out to be. Urban legend.

Anonymous · Answer

Dangerous. Don't complain if you don't get many orgasms after doing that. Don't complain if you don't get infections after doing that.

hammeronfire · Answer

"there are strings attached!" *facepalm* i hate puns lol

PrincessPie · Answer

WTF is this? first i've heard of it lol.

Astoriana · Answer

That sounds like it could be dangerous.

madhatters4 · Answer

seems highly dangerous.

zeus93 · Answer

Natural selection my friend, let it work 🤗

ScarletAngelic · Answer

Strange. I've never heard of this.

Tron5678 · Answer

WTF? It's dangerous and retarded.

Decentguy · Answer

Time to leave planet Earth !

lilmissumshine · Answer

Ew nooo too extreme.😂😂😂😂

Im_Alli · Answer

That sounds so painful

happyness28 · Answer

I want a vagina sounds like fun this one time lol

1truekhaleesi · Answer

People are idiots.

Seppelson · Answer

That's harmfull and dumb

CarpetDenim · Answer

That's fucked

Tomblebee · Answer

GENIUS!

ladsin · Answer

Sounds hygienic.

LegateLanius · Answer

Easy way to die.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Idiots.

lillz10 · Answer

I'd never do that

AlexDelux · Answer

Why not drink it?

disgustingweebtrash · Answer

I do it

Joker_ · Answer

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