I'm "sorry" I'm not willing to part with my hard-earned money.
I'm "sorry" I'm I don't get confrontational over every little thing.
I'm "sorry" I don't shoplift or trespass for the lols.
I'm "sorry" I don't do stupid shit like speed recklessly on a mountainside road or climb electric towers just to show how testosterone pumped I am.
I'm "sorry" for getting mad at you when you're genuinely being human garbage.
Maybe just accept that men aren't gonna behave exactly how you want them to?