Straight guys, what's the dumbest reason why someone thought you were gay?

[Anonymous]

For me I've heard cause:

I eat healthy

I'm clean cut

I never smoke drank or used drugs

Cause I watch anime

Cause I went long periods of time with having sex

Blocking some chicks who have try to play me, scam me or were disrespectful

Cause I'm quiet or don't say much sometimes

Lots of facepalms smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ ironically I've been sabotaged when trying to date women by bitter haters

[Slingblade1126]

On two separate occasions, the girl I had been talking to for a while, asked if I was gay. When I asked "why would you even think to ask that"?, they both said, "because you're too perfect"! True story!

[Asker]

If she felt intimidated cause you come off as perfect that's one thing cause nobody is perfect but to attribute it to being gay is wild. It even sounds derogatory as if you can't be straight and have a lot of good qualities.

[Slingblade1126]

I totally get what you're saying. I think it was a poor attempt at humor in both cases but I actually found it very insulting.

[EnglishEuropean]

This one time on Party Poker I didn't bet my Ace, low kicker and this guy tried to bluff me out of the pot. Then he got mad because I had the best hand and he said I was gay.

Still working on my game but I'd probably bet out now.

[Asker]

He meant it more of as an insult

[EnglishEuropean]

Oh yeah for sure.

[Freyke]

Because I totally nailed the gay accent that some of them do.

[Asker]

Lol I think you gotta speak that with a lisp to nail that further