1. I make a new friend and am trying to get him into the band on guitar. He eventually intro's me to his wife and we all go to a movie and she keeps playing footsy with me and rubbing my leg.
2. I'm playing a gig with my band and a friend of ours shows up with his girlfriend. During the first break, we're all sitting at a table and she leans in and kisses me for no reason. By the end of the night, she's all over me.
3. My guitarist marries his girlfriend (at my insistence), they break up a week later and she breaks her foot. She asks me to stay with her `til the cast comes off because she's scared of the crutches. Okay, we're best friends. By the third week, she's making out with me.
4. A friend of mine that runs a record store is having his annual Christmas party and invites me. The wife of one of his employees and I go outside to get some air (it's loaded with smokers because, apparently, you CAN'T be a record collector and NOT be a smoker). We sit on a curb and talk for a bit and she kisses me!
5. I meet a married girl at a gig I was playing. We became good friends. About a month later, she starts making out with me.
6. Some friends invite me over for a new years eve party. There's only about 5 of us there besides their youngest kid. At least 4 of us are sitting on the couch just talking. It's about 2 hours to midnight. The guy is in a chair to my left and his wife is beside me on the couch. For no reason at all, she turns to me and kisses me rather passionately!! I turned to look at the hubby and he's looking at us and is just completely placid and happy. 2 of the others there later asked me what that was about as, they were shocked! I haven't a clue!! I'm just as puzzled as they are!
Is all of this just because I'm Irish? How come I can hardly ever get single girls to be like that?
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Guys, what would you think if married (or at least spoken for) women keep wanting to make out with you?
