It was quite a few years ago, more then a decade and I was on a Greyhound Bus. The toilet was nasty and not really functional. One disgusting person had wiped fecal matter all over the seat and lid. The sink was clogged and looked to have urine in it - so I was not going to unclog it. I really had to pee, had my dick in my hand and then, I saw it. There was a little air vent cut into the 'black' plastic that was there for privacy. If you pushed the lever you could see the cars/road/pedestrians that were on the door side of the bus. In my case it was other cars on the Highway. There was nothing stopping me from throwing a smoke out the hole, or a wad of toilet paper. Therefore I pushed up against the wall put the crown of my penis through the hole and unleashed a stream of urine.
There was also this one time I was having sex. I was close to ejaculating but due to my full bladder could not quite get there. I attempted to pull out she wrapped her legs around me and said, "No! Not until you are done!" I explained the problem and she said, "Screw it, piss in me and keep f$%*ing my brains out!"
So there you go, two for one.
I think we all at some point have to pee outside. I remember being at a cabin in the woods just me and my bf at the time and I was afraid to go out to the outhouse, so I went in a room with a grocery bag doubled up and held them so the handles were one in front and one behind. So if you can imagine the bag was over my vagina on either side... anyways... I peed in the bags then tied it and then tossed it out the door into the woods.
I've tried to pee standing up a few times as an adult lol and when I was like 8 me and my sister were obsessed with finding a way to stand up peeing lol its just fun. Guys are lucky because peeing looks fun for a guy lol you can aim it at things and you can stand, can even make a fountain lol. Peeing is boring for girls.
Learned to pee standing up when I was little, guess I was copying my older brother or something. I can still do it, fairly accurately too. I've gone behind trees, or cars, in outhouses and nasty restrooms without sitting on the seat and without making a mess. Never releived myself in any really strange places though.
When I was a kid next to the road quite a lot because after my Dad died my Mum and I used to do two 5 hour car journeys every weekend to my grandparents' house and back; not a lot of toilet stops on the way.. Yeah I've tried to pee standing up, with varying levels of success
Weirdest place... I'm not sure, but I usually pee kinda like half standing when I need to use a public bathroom (which is rare, because I have issues with germs)
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I stand and pee all the time, mostly in the shower though or when I can't hold it any longer XD and the weirdest place I've peed was on someones lap LOL
The weirdest was surely in a goldfish bowl.
No never peed standing... I would end up peeing on my legs.
I've peed standing up behind a dumpster at my friend's college campus, it's like where all the drunk people go... Weird I know. And I've squatted and peed in a pile of leaves.
when i was little and my we were on our way to wv, i peed on the side of the road blocked off by the car
I peed in a towel when I was on a journey I did not want to get up and go to the toilet
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