He usually does it when's boyfriend is out the room but when my boyfriend is in the room he tells him to shut up. When he squeezed my side my boyfriend came up and said "there is nothing to pinch but you on the other hand..."
They are trying to share you.
That song to dedicate to him is titled Losing My Religion by the band REM. After you point out his homosexualness and reduce him to nothing in the loving arms of your boyfriend watch his eyes randomly twitch back and forth in rapid eye movement as you smile and laugh. Enjoy! Laughing pointing fingers and smiling is essential.
Also I suggest asking or telling you're boyfriend to stay mutual and neutral and be careful because this will put him in a tough spot and declare him for you or the asshole. Naturally he should protect you.
They've been best friends since diapers so I doubt he would choose me.
Nope, he will choose you and if they are best friends since diapers, you're boyfriends friend will have no choice but to agree. He will choose you, the person who can give him something his friend can't. In exchange you become his best friend, and the asshole is reduced to friends only.
That's what friends are for. 💥💯
The asshole has no choice but to UNDERstand.
I don't want to break them up. That's cruel.
That's you're job and it is not cruel so much as giving cruel back to the asshole being mean to you. It's an even exchange, fair and just for which you are entitled. That's just the way it is. Just go and do prepared just invade you're boy friend fails.
Just in case you're boyfriend fails.
I'm just not like that.
Well then you are so nice that you are willing to accept destruction of you're happiness and certainty, for the asshole being mean to you, or you sense the asshole wants to fuck you and you would rather try to convince or induce a 2 for one deal.
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He is probably just sticking up for my boyfriend. In all honestly I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is way out of my league.
But he isn't complimenting me. He is insulting me.
I know. Thats how some guys do it when they like a girl, they insult her, tease her etc... I am telling ya he wants to get in your pants.
No, but he is more rude than just teasing. He once pinched my side saying that I had a noticeable muffin top even though I don't.
Asked he's totally right and it's the best way to stop him. He can't keep it up because he'll look like an asshole or like he really does want to bed you which will ruin his relationship with his bro. And you know what they say "bros before hoes". So he'll knock it off to save face
I don't think he is mature enough to take it serious. It is best to keep such people at a distance.
I never said he was MY best friend. He is my boyfriend's.
Sorry, my bad, misread it. :-(