I got beat up by a girl, help!

[Anonymous]

So I'm 25 and this girl is 21. She ended up getting mad at me after I called her the C word and I spit at her and she beat me up. She kicked me in the stomach so hard I couldn't get up. Then she grabbed my head and made me kiss her boots and suck on the heel of them. This was outside of a bar in front of other people. The bouncers just laughed at me. She made me beg her to be her ***** while stepping on my neck and pinning me down and told me that I have to do whatever she says now.

Any advice?

[vesob]

haha this was kinda funny.. sorry =/. From reading that I'm going to say it's safe to assume she isn't in the military, or police force since you didn't include that. Soo.. unless she takes MMA that is kinda sad man =/, learn some self defense... But never mind that, I'm curious as to why you did what you did, as I would have made you mah bitch if you did that to me too.. :P

[Anonymous]

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh, clearly you are the door mat, her little bitch accept it she owns you now...

[happygirl18769]

if you spit at her and called her the C word then she should have kicked your ass and dumped you right then and there .. why would you spit at someone that is a very low thing to do .. I'm sorry but I'm happy she kicked your ass .. my advice is to learn some respect before a nother girl kicks your ass

[moaterboat]

Don't you feel like a bad person for advocating preemptive violence?

[happygirl18769]

You SPIT on the girl that is low and degradeing as it can get . no real man would do that and in your case yes you should have got your ass kicked I hope she go mike tyson on your ass

[ILoveAnime]

Well, you shouldn't have called her by that name and spit on her. She did what she saw fit to defend herself. While I think she went a little too far, I didn't saw the situations. But I do know one thing: you should buy a fight when you don't know the outcome of the fight.

[DublinRollerGirl]

Never call your girl a cunt unless you want to get beaned with a frying pan.

[iGlowInTheDark]

i would have done the same thing but my advise to you is to stay away fro that chick and most likely that bar till this all blows over

[moaterboat]

So is it OK with you if I were to beat you up for insulting me?

[iGlowInTheDark]

Im the worlds biggest tom boy. I have 8 brothers and have been a fire fighter in the army for 5 years. I think if you can't handle the outcome of your actions then you need to watch what you say. if I had said anything to p*ss off a guy where he wanted to beat me up then let him try but ill be damned if I don't fight back.

[moaterboat]

So just to be clear, you are advocating violence against women then?

[iGlowInTheDark]

My advice it that if you can't be responsible for what you say and do, don't be mad that you got beat up.

[moaterboat]

It's a yes or no question. Stop dancing around the issue.

[BabyJenks]

You got what you deserved. I'd spiked your bollocks with my heels as well just for good measure.

[Asker]

I'd like to see you try that.

[Anonymous]

Don't feel too bad. I am 14 and this past summer a cute girl named Rachel beat me up after she caught me looking down her blouse. It really was an excellent view as she wasn't wearing a bra - I saw it all; boobs, areolas, and nipples. But that view wasn't worth what came next. When she realized what I was doing she straightened up, stepped forward with her left leg behind my right leg, gave a shove and dow

[Opinion Owner]

down I went. Before I could get up she was on me and got her left arm around both of my arms and held them behind my back. She repeatedly punched me in the face with her right. I ended up with a split lip, bloody nose, and black eye. She saw me about a week later and got angry all over again. She gave me a choice between another beating or a whipping. I opted for the whipping since no one would see the results of it. She made me give her my belt then made me turn around lean forward and give the tree in front of me a bear hug. She administered a whipping of 12 lashes then made me thank her for her instruction and the lesson she taught me. I do all I can to avoid her and will never look down her blouse or up her skirt again!

[palek]

I don't believe a word of it, but either way it's pitiful.

[GuyvsGirl]

Totally agree. Prolly had a boner while typing that story.

[rahul1212]

lol do one thing go and meet here well dressed and well manner way and give her a rose it will work more than you can do physically

[mittalji]

Be obedient. Do as directed by her.

[Simulacrum]

Absolutely!