Guys, which of the "Six Irresistible Types of Men" are you? Girls, which one are you most attracted to?

[MCheetah]

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It is said women only like six archetypes of males. Which one are you? Or, if you're a chick, which one are you most attracted to?

If none of them apply to you, or you're just unsuccessful with women, short, or unattractive, then pick Option G.

THE BRUTALLY HONEST BAD BOY: Always honest, and at peace with himself. Has a personal code and usually always goes after what he wants.

THE LIFE OF THE PARTY: Extroverted and always high-energy. Very charismatic, kinda funny, typically handsome, and creatively talented.

CAPTAIN CHARISMA: Highly intriguing and engaging. Inspirational and makes other men want to be like him. Usually tall and athletic.

THE COMEDIAN: Always funny and charming. Can often use humor to make up for any lack of looks and/or height.

THE LOTHARIO: Seduces and flirts with women wherever he goes, with a rock star persona. Usually also tall, fit, and good looking.

THE ALPHA: Lives by a code and always a rebel/outsider. Aspires to be great, and gives no f*cks to the world.

NONE OF THEM.

[hellionthesagereborn]

None of them but chunks from most of them. I am brutally honest and don't give a fuck. . . but am not a bad boy and do try to break the brutal truth as kindly as I can. However I'm very anti authoritarian so I do talk back to authority and will not allow them to treat me like shit (which is why I don't get promoted, I have to apparently "stop talking back", their words).

I am definitly a comedian, their is no one I haven't made laugh yet, whether that be an old grandma or a little kid, teenager or adult, black or white, religious athiest all of the above, my wit is sharp as obsidian and faster then a bullet (unfortunately I do not know how to transmit it into writing yet).

I am definitley charismatic, I own my place of work, I can get people to like me damn near instantly. . . but its not because of being sauve or enigmatic (perhaps my infinite fount of knowledge throws people off but that is about as enigmatic as I get), its because as I have told others "I'm a puppy dog, I'm fucking adorable." basically I'm genuine (their words) and warm hearted (also their words) because I do want people to be happy and am willing to joke and go out of my way to make people happy.

I can fake extroversion, but honestly the more people there are the more exhausting it is and the more closed off I become. I do better with smaller groups of people.

I am definitley DEFINITLEY not a lothario. My ex thought I sounded like a "player" but I an only "talk pretty" when I know she is interested in me and I'm interested in her, otherwise I'm oblivious and find flirting awkward and uncomfortable for me.

I don't know if I would call myself an Alpha, Alpha's play the game, I don't. So I know what to do, I know how to play the game but I don't want to and I'm not interested in it so I don't think I'm alpha but I don't think I'm not either. I think I'm to much of an outsider (comfortably) to be an alpha.
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hough because I overthink and am always trying to keep people comfortable it means I tend to over look obvious signs of flirting (Its probably nothing, or if I'm wrong I don't want them to feel awkward or uncomfortable) so I can never tell when a woman is interested or not so I'm not so good in the dating game as I would like.

[exitseven]

I said Alpha. I live by a code, am the consummate outsider and could give a crap about what the world thinks of me. How come I am not irresistible to women?

[MCheetah]

Are you under six feet tall?

[exitseven]

5'11-3/4"

[crazyish]

There has to be other types than these! I've met guys who are a mixture of some. Each one by themselves doesn't sound to appealing.

[pleasestopthis]

None of the guys you describe here resumes the man I like.

[MCheetah]

Which kind of man is that?

[pleasestopthis]

I like guys who are principled and intelligent. A guy may be charismatic and charming but be a douchebag in the end, so I'd pass. Experience.

[MCheetah]

I'm principled and intelligent. There must be something missing here you're not saying.

[KrakenAttackin]

@pleasestopthis. "Principled and intelligent" is great for the guy to pay your bills and simp for you but which guy above do you have sex with?

[pleasestopthis]

@KrakenAttackin with the same guy

[KrakenAttackin]

I was once principled but now I am chaotic neutral.

[JesseJayNeak]

Life of the party. The attention must go to me
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[TurboKid]

The life of the party seems the closest. Sometimes I'm the only one having a party though. You put me in a social event and I'm going to have my fun even if I'm the only one in the room having much fun. :-D I also just enjoy chatting with everybody: men, women, young, old. Well, I'm extremely extroverted.

[TurboKid]

I'm nowhere near as cool and charming as Will Smith though. I take the life of the party thing to weird levels. I think I'm closer to something like Chris Pontius:
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[Overmind]

I don't seem to be in this category. I been told I'm a silver fox by the younger gals although I find them mostly unattractive due to immaturity & a failure at knowing what they're after. I also been told I'm the tall dark & handsome type. I hate to say it but when it comes to dating advice listening to women is not what you want to do, listen to men that are good with them instead.

[ConfusedMarried]

Eeewww, are these the only choices? I would like an Alpha male in working clothes who's handy with good crafts man skills, working hands, naturally compact muscular from hard work, and a good dancer. No thanks to an arrogant suit guy and long hair.

[hahahmm]

Far as I can see, all of those guys are cucks except the Rock

[MCheetah]

Even Tyler Durden and Conor McGregor?

[hahahmm]

Talking about the actor Brad Pitt, not the character he played. Conor McGregor, no but he beat up some old man in a bar over nothing. Not what I'd call any kind of role model.

[IAMNathanael]

I don't think I'd class as any of these guys. And I'm completely okay with that.

[OutWestBandit]

1/2 of your archetypes are people that sucked dick to get famous.
And/or sucked Chinese dick to get paid.

Pick better.

[MCheetah]

I didn't make this. Look at the video. All I did was turn it into a question. Also, you're like three weeks late to this.

[Yyyyu]

Combination handsome nerdy funny tall intelligent and can talk about anything someone who can solve any math problem that type

[captain_voidwalker]

I'm harsh brutal reality. I kill parties, I drop truth bombs, and I take no prisoners.

[Xylem1992]

These options are very one dimensional. Also I dont see the difference between alpha and bad boy