Dumbest reason you got fired fir?

[Anonymous]

Ok so i wasn't technically kicked out. But i started a job about a month ago and all a sudden the boss started getting on my ass cause i wasn't lifting boxes too heavy for me.

He basically said i can quit, get a doctors note explaining why i can't lift 50 lbs by myself or he can fire me eventually. Lmfao.

Trust me this job is not about lifting 50 lbs. If it was, he would be hiring men to work there. Instead he just hired a female right after me and there's only one male working there aside from the managers. ONE male.

Trust me i dont give a crap that he kicked me out. I quit technically. I had no respect for him anyway and that was before he started this nonsense. He acts like its some beautiful amazing chance to work there. Its not. Im so glad i have a reason to leave. I can be indecisive and complacent so him basically kicking me out is epic.

[Tyrael]

I technically got fired from my first ever job. I was told to find another job and quit by the end of the week. So at least the boss let me quit which looks better to future jobs, but I was gonna get fired if I didn't quit.

I had been late and missing shifts. The final straw was because I stayed out all night, it was the night I lost my virginity so I remember it well lol that's what got me forced out in the end.

[Asker]

Wow... You know whats crazy at my old job people who were regulars and valued constantly would call out or be late...

[Guy13]

Never have been fired, YET but I’m not expecting that string to last so, NOT YET ‼️

[Asker]

What reason would you be fired for?

[Guy13]

Some of my works for a firm are large holdings. Number to be hit from purchase, revenue, and an eventual sale. Perfection required 😵‍💫

[Asker]

Umm what

[Guy13]

ANON does not have access to sensitive detail

[Anonymous]

I told my boss that I will come an hour earlier so I can leave a hour earlier. It went well for 3 days and then he went bat shit. I cursed him out because he agree I knew he was going to fire me so I left. (I was studying at the time)

[Asker]

Beat em to the punch

[Redstang88]

Probably deserved it every time I’ve been fired

[Asker]

Surely there's a dumbest reason tho lol

[MrTaboo]

They didn't like to hear the facts.

[Asker]

People make their own delusional worlds at work and if theyre a manager they get to fire people or push people out who dont kiss their ass... i wasn't gonna kiss that guys ass... I had less than zero respect for him

[MrTaboo]

Same.

[Anonymous]

I have never been fired from a job.

[Asker]

Same. I also didn't want him to fire me so i just quit myself. I found it ridiculous he was threatening to fire me 'eventually' over this. Like why hire a female whos skinny? If you need females around then hire butch lesbians. They tend to want to do the manly jobs.