You’re in line with your girlfriend buying ice cream and this guy slaps your girlfriend’s ass hard and she says “ouch.” What do you do? (Page 2)

[_Troian_]

As someone who does martial arts often, I'd fuck that fool up where he stands.

[Rockstarrrrr]

Punch him... Why would I be afraid of a guy with shrunk testicles and large nipples lol

[Batz2u]

Take the taser out of my pocket and zap the fuck to the ground and kEep him there while she calls the cops and accuse him of assault.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Most likely fight him. I don't give a damn about size and I have proven it I'm willing to fight much bigger and stronger men than me.

[Anonymous]

[Sparkie460]

I'd tell him to apologize to her. If he refuses, side kick him in his knees and watch him fall

[jayhams]

Call the cops and report him for sexual assault.

[nawtee_me]

kick him in the nuts and watch him whine like a baby on the floor...

[OddBeMe]

Throw hands? Is that like throw down? Cuz like the Viper vs the Mountain, I move fast.

[Anonymous]

Apologize and give him my girlfriend for 1 night

[MendaciousMarxist]

Break up with my current boyfriend <3

[pewter_moon]

I would ask her if she was alright.

[Sevenpointfive]

his hands on my woman? i don't think so!

[CateM]

I would curse him out

[Jamie05rhs]

Pull out my 9 and blast him.

[Anonymous]

Option B made me 😆.

[Jackblue]

Call the cops.

[admles]

Take his back and choke him out.

[Joker_]

I would buy my little ice cream

[msc545]

probably shoot him.