Guys, I know, I know, another jib question. Can you answer some questions about my roommate?

[MuskratLove]

1. Do you like the cut of her jib?

2. What is it about her jib that you like?

3. If she was willing, what would you like to do with her jib?

[SnowedIn]

Ms. Muskrat, you ask very good questions. And you are a very thoughtful roommate. I knew someone as thoughtful as you once but, sadly, she's now Toast.

As for your roommate's jib. I'm 50/50 on the jib. Could go both ways.

See, the best jibs are taught. Well tied, yet with enough give to flex enough to catch every ounce of wind. Your roommate's doesn't have enough flex. It's too taught. You'll get some wind but in this case she's not fast enough. So to speak. Also, I'm concerned about color. The jib should never distract from the rest. That color is distracting. It does look lovely on your roommate and the contrast with skin is fetching, but a jib is a supporting character, not meant to stand out. It's functional, not flashy. Speaking of function, your roommate's jib is, in fact function, and appears to do its job well so points for that. A jib supports, to put it mildly, and she has that covered. So to speak. Finally, my big concern is the ruching of her jib. While that looks fancy and all, it really distracts from the jib's purpose which is to capture wind and surge forward. The ruching is holding her jib back, restraining.

As for if she was willing, we'd need to furl the jib, remove it, and examine how best to maximize the jib for your roommate. After examination, we'd have to operationally test the revised jib. It can be a lengthy thing. Would your roommate be up to the depth that this jib work requires?

[MuskratLove]

Snowman, you have much knowledge of jibs, stewards and toast. Were you in the navy? I changed my avatar to a club sandwich, because I'm experimenting with a gluten free diet, and I'm so craving a BLT or club sandwich. I can't type anymore, because you just inspired my next question. It will be launched in one hour. Before clicking on it, make sure to swallow your swig of White Russian.

[SnowedIn]

Standing at attention. So to speak.

[MuskratLove]

Locked and loaded. It's about sailing the seven seas, and I'm expecting you to knock the ball out of the park. lol

[SnowedIn]

Thank you for MHO.

[MuskratLove]

Sure thing.

[exitseven]

How do we know that this is not really you on a fact finding mission?

[MuskratLove]

If that was me, I'd post it in the "How do I Look" section, and ask..."Why do guys say I'm ugly?"

Then I would get 8,000 guys telling me those guys are stupid. What does it mean?

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[MuskratLove]

Sure thing.

[MarkHrdman]

1. WTF is a jib? I googled jib dress that has nothing to do with the sail no.

2. Im assuming that you're talking about how her dress holds her breasts like sails of a mast.

3. I dont give a shit about her dress

4. If I had to pay attention to it, id say that the sails of the mast its an odd cut that isn't tailored to her beasts so it looks odd and takes away from the fact that there already is so much of her breasts to look at but that it would be probably odd to pull them out to have fun with her fun bags.

5. Burn it, lol but only if she is wearing it first and having to take it off so that it can.

[MuskratLove]

I'm impressed you know how to Google. Most people on here don't know how.

[MarkHrdman]

nothing to do with the sail "boat"

[MuskratLove]

It's about a person's attire. It's also about a sailboat.

[MarkHrdman]

Jib is obviously short for something. Jiblets comes to mind in this context.
Pun not intended, lol.
But yeah Jib of a sail boat is well known but far from common but thank you.
Im sure its possible that I've heard it amongst many other snooty noised expressions I've never heard of before from a show involving a butler.

[MuskratLove]

I bought an old sailboat and it had three sails. (one of which was a jib)
But I only used the main sail, because between fighting the wind, ducking the boom and pulling up crab rings, maintaining more than one sail just wasn't an option. And my two poodles never offered to help.

[MarkHrdman]

Haha ♥️ well id definitely give you a hand. Sounds a lot less daughnting then taking on a sailing yacht to have to compete with a bunch of young men for my girlfriend who I had at the time who made the suggestion to me, if I want to go out with a sailing crew on a boat but of course you know the obvious answer to that one 😅🤦

[MuskratLove]

So was she going to go out with you and the crew?

[MarkHrdman]

Wait? you're asking the wrong question

[maximumpower]

May be nice to look at but clearly cannot afford her or her vanity.
I'd shove her jib out the door.

[MysteriousDarkness]

Jib
1. triangular staysail set forward of the forwardmost mast.
2. the projecting arm of a crane.

Not sure whst you mean by jib in the context of your question.

[MuskratLove]

I'd say I'm shocked that no one can get this slow pitch of a joke, but then again, this is GAG.

[KrakenAttackin]

WTF is a "jib"?

[MuskratLove]

Sheesh, next you'll be asking what a Spinnaker is.

[KrakenAttackin]

Ha! Well, what is her freeboard? And how much reserve buoyancy does she have?

[MuskratLove]

She floats very well.

[KrakenAttackin]

I bet she does! I declare her "seaworthy".

[MuskratLove]

She'll be glad to hear it.