Is there a bloat fly larvae in my dick?

Qwazihomo
There is a big ass hard object under the skin of my shaft, at first I thought it was just some skin shit, pimple thing whatever, but Its gotten much bigger... it went from roughly the size of a peny to a long 2 and a half inch snake lookin thing in a week. Wtf is in my cock? Its starting to get super noticeable and my gf even pointed it out
lel u got a larvae in yo dick
um... its just an ingrown hair...
maybe its a baby alien like in that movie but instead of being in your chest its in your dick
im sorry... but you have to cut off your dick
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Is there a bloat fly larvae in my dick?
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