How do you feel about farting?

[Applefan1]

Now this is just a bit of fun, so please no mean comments.

I fart loudly and proudly anywhere and at anytime including any public places. It is natural let your wind blow free.

I will silently fart in public places and if it stinks I will look around the room like it was someone else.

I just fart loudly in public and blame it on my girlfriend or boyfriend.

I go to the toilets in public places to fart.

I hold it in and when I get home I let it all out.

I fart loudly at home but only around my bf/gf or family.

I always fart silently no matter where I am.

[justbanANNAz]

lol i hate farting around anyone. i dont think iv ever farted loudly in public :P
at home ill pretty much never fart in front of anyone. unless it's my sister because she's someone who is fine with farting loudly at home lmao.

[Applefan1]

But farts are meant to be shared. We are taught to share things as kids. hahaha :P

[Applefan1]

Sorry I am just in a joking mood right now :)

[justbanANNAz]

what r u apologising for lol?
when it comes to my farts I'm utterly selfish unfortunately.

[Applefan1]

Hahaha well I apologised because you never know how someone is going to react to comments like that. That is why. Well one of my tutors at university said something funny once. He gave us the "official study guide" and also gave us his personal "unofficial study guide" and on his version it had written on it "If you need to pass gas please do it quietly". Also yes you are so selfish LMAO :)

[Applefan1]

He wrote that on his version of the study guide as he said this "Now I actually had a student that was constantly farting in class and it was a girl to". Lol :)

[justbanANNAz]

ah. yeah I'm not one of 'those' :P
lol what a legend! as if u can control it. well... u can.. but to a certain extent. ok i need to stop.
excuse me no one insults me except me! :D

omg how embarrassing. how did he know? :O

[Applefan1]

Hahaha I can insult you if I want to lol :P :) I don't know I am guessing he could hear the girl ripping them or maybe he could smell her. LMAO

[Applefan1]

Or maybe he could hear her and smell it. ;P

[justbanANNAz]

oh oh okay i see how it is!
pffftt hahaha poor girl, sucks to be her lol

[Applefan1]

Yeah well maybe the girl was one of those types of girls that is proud of her farts. There are those types of girls out there or maybe the only important thing to her was to get her farts out so she felt better or maybe she had digestive problems. There really are all sorts of things it could have been.

[cinderelli]

hold it in.. till i find the right place.. lol..
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[Applefan1]

LMAO that pic is so funny. What type of places is the right place. The bosses office... Near a hot guy... In the library... :P :P

[cinderelli]

a bathroom.. :D

[Applefan1]

Haha I couldn't resist but add those places :)

[Applefan1]

As you probably have guessed I am the kind of guy that is extremely comfortable with girls doing it around me. We all do it, it is natural and I don't judge girls or think less of them for it. I am also not turned off girls for doing it either. That is how I view it. :)

[cinderelli]

good.. :)

[Applefan1]

Yes, if I am close to the girl, like very close friends or her girlfriend and the situation is right. I may tease her a little in fun or just use the situation to have a lot of fun with her. That is if the situation is right and her and I are comfortable.

[zagor]

I like it; it makes me feel better.

My sisters friend was at a movie with her husband once and he let a big nasty fart and then stood and said loudly, "It's OK honey, I'll get up and leave so they'll think I did it".

[Applefan1]

LMFAO that is so funny. How did she respond to that?

[zagor]

I think she's used to him doing stuff like that so she probably took it in stride. One time they tied one of those blow up sex dolls to their waterski boat and were dragging it around the lake while all these people were yelling at them because they thought it was someone who had fallen and was stuck on the rope.

[Applefan1]

Wow what an awesome woman not caring about a massive stinky fart being blamed on her. Also I agree with you when you said farting feels good, it feels so good lol.

[GirlsLie]

I get grossed out by it so much that I won't even do it in front of myself. I'm not even kidding lol