There is a news story circulating about a girl from San Angelo, Texas, who claims she got pregnant from the flu shot. Do you believe her?

[Anonymous]

She claims to be a virgin, and her doctor said that it's possible; as approximately 4,000 women each year experience similar results. Has anyone else ever heard of such a bizarre thing? Sounds impossible to me.

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www.worldnewsdailyreport.com/...after-flu-shot.com

The doctor is a woman and she sounds like a quack. The girl doesn't look all that innocent, either lol

[ginnyweasley]

my sister is a paramedic and she got a call about a mom who just found out her daughter who is pregnant and was freaking out. here is their conversation
my sister: your daughter is pregnant yes
the mother: yes that is correct
my sister: so she's not a virgin?
the mother: no she's still a virgin
my sister: ma'am if your daughter is pregnant then she is not a virgin
the mother: no she's still a virgin
my sister: *looks at daughter* i think you have something to tell your mother

as for your question, yeah that sounds impossible but there is such a a test to see if she's a virgin. do you think she was seriously drugged then assaulted and thats how she got pregnant?

[musicbrain5]

It's a completely fake story. World News Daily Report is a satire site, much like The Onion. It even says so in their legal disclaimer. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/

[-No0ne-]

Do they give women flu shots in the vagina? Then where do men get them?

Maybe this is why I don't get flu shots - I have no interest in becoming pregnant.

From the sites disclaimer:
"WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle."

[Anonymous]

Why not? If my girlfriend can randomly get pregnant on a night out with her friends in Vegas, I don't see why another girl couldn't get pregnant from a flu shot...

[madhatters4]

b. s. meter is going crazy... so the logic is what? sperm some how was in the flu shot. that sperm entered her arm and somehow traveled all the way to her ovary?

nonsense. she had sex and doesn't want people to know so she is blaming getting pregnant on something else

[sjoes006]

No that's regarded do you have the article? Sounds like her doctor needs to be sued for MedMal but in Texas it is practically impossible given their tort reform. Doctors can literally kill you performing surgery high on cocaine in Texas and the family can't sue for personal injury.

[Bandit74]

Not really. My initial thoughts are that she was waiting until marriage with her partner but cheated on him. Now is throwing a hail marry by hoping he will believe she got pregnant from the flu shot.

[sluggognatface]

I wonder what the spacing between the eyes is of the person that down voted you.

[Bandit74]

@sluggognatface
it doesn't matter :/

[sluggognatface]

Ok then I wonder what the spacing is between each cute whisker of that raccoon.

[Bandit74]

@sluggognatface
that's a better question but I don't know the answer to that either

[sluggognatface]

I may have to feature the raccoon question.

[meowcow]

Nobody believes her. Your question should not even be deserving of a response, because if you think this could possibly true, you're a complete idiot with an IQ below that of a fruit fly.

[meowcow]

Also, the website you cited is not a legitimate news site. It is a glorified tabloid, full of BS stories - none of which are true. When you copy and paste their news stories into google, the only place these stories are found is on their own website or facebook links. There are no other news website that reproduces any of their stories.

[Asker]

I got a chuckle out of how ludicrous this story sounded, and thought others might do the same. The level of naitetivity on the mothers part is laughable... that is all I was sharing. I do have brain damage from a tragic accident, but I still have an above average IQ.

[9mfeo]

Not at all, darling. That's not how that works. I imagine it was a satirical story, pointing to how the gullible will believe anything. Also, sex ed.

[PiuBelloAmante]

i though pregnancy happened when sperm met egg?
how in the heck!!!

[Anonymous]

Some guy sneaked in and came in the vaccine. The doctor drew it into the thing with a needle, injected it into the girl, the sperm went through the bloodstream and into her eggs. Is that a possibility?

[FakeName123]

Reminds me of this:

meekospark.com/.../

[OlderAndWiser]

Sounds like either a hoax or satire, like The Onion.

[GnarCute]

if the Needle was a Penis and the stuff in the needle was Cum then yes

[Prettygurl12]

I call bullshit on this. I bet the doctor got her knocked up and then blamed the shot lmao

[Anonymous]

ZERO chance and I have read the story. The girl is from Texas and since Obama invaded it all sorts of crazy stuff has happened. Soon men will have baby cats delivered from their penis hole.

[Sparks118]

I call BS. Kinda impossible to get it from the flu shot unless there was sperm in it somehow, and then itd have to be injected in her vagina. Not likely. Moronic doctor. BS story, and the girl just doesn't want to admit to everyone she had sex.

[EnigmaJay]

Yip. her doctor added 8 inches of cock to her flu shot.

[PublicEnemyNumber-1]

Of course that's impossible. She would have had to get the shot in her "Area" for that to happen.

[RachelBrigs]

That's literally impossible

[ixi10]

Of course not. Any logical, normal human wouldn't

[Anonymous]

Anyone who believes that story is retarded lol