I'm about to have my balls cut open, anyone want to wish me luck?

[BigBallerSodaPop]

I'm going in to get my bionic dick implant today.

This is a device to treat erectile dysfunction that allows me to pump my dick full of salt water.

I will be able to get erections on demand forever.

[Anonymous]

I'm suspecting you're trolling, but if not hope it goes well.

Someone I know will be getting something similar this year.

[BigBallerSodaPop]

I'm not trolling. I flew from Orlando to Baltimore so I could go to the best surgeon in the country/world.

[Opinion Owner]

How come you're getting it?

The one I know is ftm, been hormones for... decades and top surgery as well, but is finally getting bottom surgery.

[BigBallerSodaPop]

This isn't a transgender thing.

I abused Viagra when I was younger, resulting in erectile dysfunction.

[Opinion Owner]

Hope it goes well. I remember reading about these things and thinking... that sort of seems amazing, lmao.

Good luck man.

[BigBallerSodaPop]

I could have an erection 24/7/365 if I wanted to

[Jason___K]

Did you get your surgery done at Hopkins? Cause I was born with an extremely rare birth defect and the surgery I’m getting I will also need something like this. Do you know what I’m talking about?

[matheus_mb]

Wow, never heard of this treatment before. Good luck, I wish everything works fine for you.

[Navibern]

It'll be all good. Even great

[BigBallerSodaPop]

I'll be the biggest stud in town.

I could have an erection 24/7 if I wanted to.

[Navibern]

Now what you do with it is a whole different ball game. Be wise kemo dave

[BigBallerSodaPop]

What shouldn't I do?

[Navibern]

I implant these. If you overuse you'll need a revision replacement sooner then later. I meant more about dont go all out crazy and get stds someone prego or breaking hearts

[BigBallerSodaPop]

I planned on needing a revision anyway. I might want to break some hearts, though. Lol.

[bg1987]

Well I guess a girl will never have to worry about you finishing before her lol.

[BertMacklinFBI]

goodluck

[guidoS]

how much did it cost?

[Viranda]

Good luck.

[BigBallerSodaPop]

Thanks. I'm post-op now.

Waiting for some nausea to go away, then back to my hotel.

[Anonymous]

NoBallerSodaPop

[BigBallerSodaPop]

It's the best idea ever. Trust me. I'm not looking forward to the pain after surgery.

[Teenwolf18]

good luck mate.

[CT_CD]

Good luck

[StickStickity13]

Lmfaoooooooooo