How can I lose 30 pounds in 1 month?

Anonymous
I am OBESE! help! I know that if you drink 4 litres of tea, and eat on cheesburger from mcdonalds, you can lose 35 pounds in 28 days. I know you can lose 11 pounds in 4 days by eating one meal every two days, I know you can lose one pound every two days by going on the atkins diet. WHat should I do to lose weight? Please help.
How can I lose 30 pounds in 1 month?
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